Jessica Chastain Transvestigation

MAN! oh man, are we being FOOLED!!! we know her as a female actress, but really...watch this video. please. oh yeah bonus pic of jenna jameson NO HIPS they get fake ones tho

Cardi B

named her baby, culture. why? or is it Kulture? like a culture sample? That is what it makes me think of. also, shes not going to show her baby for a few months. makes me wonder why? I think she faked her pregnancy, because she is not a true woman. neither is jenna jameson. she shared a pic on instagram STRAIGHT FLAT BACK. a womans back CURVES under the shoulderblades, that is just how it is. it CURVES for pregnancy!!!?

jenna jameson called me rude once. on instagram. she looks totally different from when she was young, so this other girl made a comment that she thinks she had plastic surgery. well look at her than and look at her now!? obv she did. i said looks like maybe a nose job, and she got all upset. 

Im going to make a video of how womens hips look and these fake hips. There are also instagram models with super thin waists and hips that start at or below the belly button. A real womans curve starts above the belly button. there should be no meaty adonis belt either. the back should curve in. even kim kardashian, her curves are not actually feminine at all.

Britney show

So Moss got me a birthday card, with emphasis on my 40th, (geez thanks...thanks for reminding me). in it, he chicken scratched, 'remind me of britney tix next summer'. i didn't really think anything of it. then he kept questioning me, "Lori, didn't you see what it said inside the card?" um , what?

it was tickets to britney this tuesday at the sands. i mean, i didnt know he really got me tickets!???! so i was like wow! i tried to ask scotti and stephanie if they wanted to go, but they had other plans, and stephanie cant leave because she has to stay home with her daughter. so i asked lisa and she said, 'yeah sure!" im glad i went with her tho.

so, tonight. we picked up the tickets. watched the show. at one point, there was an audience member who they bring on stage, she says, 'aw so cute' (that reminded me of lila, she always says that)...we were also standing by a norm mcdonald lookalike who kept talking to us, (well lisa mostly), that was weird tho..? but yeah the concert was really good.
after lisa wanted to walk around in the casino. i didnt drink. she had a few, not sure how many? but we walked around she wanted to look at the table games. so she was checking out the craps table. we went to the bar/club thing. some girl approached lisa, and they were talking and dancing. i mean, the girl didnt acknowledge me at all, again weird. i think it was some targetted individual stuff meant to make me feel bad. well lisa found a table and she actually got a guy give her chips to play, so she was rolling the dice and kept winning for everyone! i said, ' i want to roll' and i got 2 7s on the come out and an 11, which won me some money. i had 30.00 worth of chips that i wanted to keep tho, until he grabbed three chips and put it on the table, to double it, but i didnt want him to do that. i ended up rolling a 7 and crapping out so those chips were taken. ughh. lisa won money too. after that, i noticed my phone was calling people and it changed the language to french. for some reason, my screen was not going out and when i would put it in my pocket, it was calling people and changing my languages. stupid phone. i couldnt even video properly because its a terrible camera.
well finally we were driving home, i took the wrong exit, so we were going the wrong way through bethlehem. that was funny. then, finally on the way to pburg, by the mall in fact, i see a cop turned his lights on. he said he ran my plates and its suspended. i really had no idea it was suspended i even told him, 'there is no reason for it to even be suspended'.
he said it was because of the surcharges, but i pay them every month. i payed 100.00 yesterday. (actually it was today). i never knew i had a specific date to pay it by tho, and usually there is a month grace time.
i didnt drink but he said he cant let me drive so he said lisa can drive he didnt check her license and she has been drinking!?? 

i mean, i make sure i pay my surcharges EVERY MONTH now i have to worry about a fucking ticket? well two.


i got no letter in the mail about it being suspended now i have to take off tomorrow to take care of this!??? 

whatever. lisa had fun. it was fun. im just worried about this ticket now.

vegas

Vegas. So, Mike was very excited about going on the plane. We arrived pretty late tho, and Moss was there. He msgd me and said, 'meet us at Harrah or Hard Rock before you get your room." We didn't. well, mike wanted to get the room and drink. It was 1145 but the line for registration was very long, moss kept msging impatient, he called up and was whining about us not meeting them. he said we planned it 6 months ahead of time i was like HUH??? no we didnt!?? we were tired and we wanted our room. it was so late too. i was not showered. i didnt want to walk around a casino grody. we finally got back to the room. mike went to go get some drinks at a liquor store. he was only able to get some twisted canned stuff. we had one drink and he fell asleep. its ok i was tired. next morning he wanted to go to Ihop/ihob?? so we went there for breakfast. then...we went to hard rock casino. moss got us tickets for some paranormal show at 4 pm. i dont really know why he felt the need too tho, it did kind of mess us up. we finally met up with him at hard rock. him and mike actually got along pretty well. well we had a mission to get to the show. moss told us to park at treasure island since parking is free. well we did that, and it was a 20 minute walk to ballys, where the show was. i almost felt like saying to mike, 'wanna just turn around?' but we didnt. it seemed exciting. we had our seats, i mean, yeah it was cool IF, we didnt just have two full days in vegas. the guy was french too, mike hates the french! it was a mind reading type gig. so you know, on the plane ride over, i watched tv and i was watching the carbonaro effect, about magicians. that show tho, i dont know? a few days prior, we watched interview with the vampire. when they head on over to france, they encounter that french vampire, who was reminiscent of a busker. (i just learned what busker was, actually, last year while we were in ottawa. there was a french busker, sort of sad clownish, doing an act. the french are really into that sort of thing..) anyways, the carbonero effect. there was a woman on it, that looked like a female version of moss. i kid you not. it was the container store, (i wrote it down but i forget now)..the show is just weird. it was like, a mind control thing done on me or something. there was something else weird too..i forget now. i watched tombraider too. so we also went to the worlds biggest general store. so after that show, mike was upset because he felt like it was a waste of time. oh during the magic show, i noticed the email they projected said kate spade, then the kate disappeard and the spade was revealed. made me think of like, kate spade death. in our casino, a david spade lookalike actually walked past us. it was just weird. i commented something on a charlyne yi instagram post, and she replied. well on the shuttle to the car rental ,there was a charlyne yi lookalike too. shrug. idk. i wish i can remember the other weird thing that happened tho!??? hmm...so after that mike kept talking about how he wanted to drink. so we went back to the room. we did go swimming and all that, but when we got back and showered we did drink but then mike fell asleep!???! eventually moss picked us up and took us to fremont street. then we went to casinos and what not then we went to the sports betting place westgate so mike could check it out. we were so tired so we went back to the room and went to sleep. we slept a bit then we woke up and went swimming i believe. we also ate at the luxor buffet. we then drove to check out the pawn stars store. after  that we went to the room again. i think? hmm...we tried to go on the ride but it was closed. insanity. mike really wanted to go on that ride. we went to the neon light museum, it was cool. mike thought it was overpriced. we went back to the room and we hung out at the casino and had some drinks. we ate at the diner in the casino then we went back to room and went to sleep since we had to get up super early for our flight at 6am. we had to wake up at 315 am.!???! so yeah, 2 days was really not enough, but mike started to run low on funds. it wasnt enough time. 

Pics

Im a rebel. I am drinking and smoking, despite dentists warnings. I even did a photoshoot!!

Real man vs fake man

Real man!!! ALRIGHT!! Nice!! round of applause..

 Fake man...ughh...nah thanks. boooo

Yes. Jared Leto was Born a DUDE!

Yes! A real man! Jared Leto!! (Now I am getting more into BIOvestigations.) There HAS to be real true genders in Hollywood, I mean, COME ON!!! I am so happy to know Jared is a REAL MAN THO!! WOO HOO!