HOBBIES DIY AHHHH

im watching FABLIFE and i see this cool chandelier decal canvas i want to try!!!

need masking tape, black electrical tape, christmas lights, exacto knife, chandelier decal, spray paint, canvas, adhesive spray, credit card, crystal decals

spray paint the canvas, then...apply the decal, use adhesive spray. then use the credit card to smooth it out...next, use the exacto knife to cut little X's where you will put the light bulbs through. then, tape up the back with masking tape, making sure to cover up the other bulbs with black tape. add the crystal decals to the chandelier.

I GOT TO DO THIS! i need a picture to hang up above my nature type table!

GLOWY photoshoot blacklight

I always wanted to do a glowy/blacklight type photoshoot. Also, glowy bathwather bathtub would be cool, with candles. Also, a candlelit type shoot as well. I like the color run powder too.

DIY : Color Powder (Color Fights, Parties, ETC)

jessica alba synch

jessica alba synch...i have this show on vh1 on, "barely famous' and jessica alba is on it. how often does one hear or see jessica alba on a daily basis? anyways, then i am looking at nastydress wigs, (as low as 2.00 for a wig!?? uhhh...ok?) and i see this:

i have to write it here because my synchronicity journal is at my parents

EDIT update, then i go to thedirty.com, and i see the word BARELY, yesterday i was thinking of
'barely legal' magazine, because i was at work, and i just thought of when i was in the army, and i turned 19 and i was walking with from the px with this guy i thought was cute, and another guy was there and he said something about barely legal magazine idk

BARELY

Ascent talent

Like I said, I am always getting emails for Ascent Talent, which are promotional jobs where you hand out fliers, snacks, samples, brochures, sticker books...what have you. When I did the Panini event for the COPA in Bethlehem, the supervisor type guy was weird, quiet. Serious. Even the other girl who was there mentioned that. When I had to sit down because it got so hot, he did not allow me to sit it out, he asked if I wanted to leave early. We should of gotten a break, especially in the sun because it was so hot. whatever, I just left early. Another thing, I still have not received my check. I did that event weeks ago!??! This is unacceptable. Also, one would need some sort of pod to get them around, and to sleep in. Wouldn't that be neat? Because they have events everywhere, but far...like Ocean Park NJ (wherever that is?), Cedar Knolls, Jersey City....NYC!? Idk...whatever

I NEED A NEW JOB very sick of my job, its the hours which are killing me. I think I am going to email her soon and just...get it over with. Phuket, sick of working 10 hours a night..

If I didn't have stupid Sasi, i would do this...of course, I would have to find a place to stay at in the city...but this looks fun and easy!??!

Hello!

Below is a new Ascent opportunity in your area! If you are interested in working, first change your password (click forgotten password) at staff.ascenttalent.com, click the “Calendar” tab, select the desired shift (day and time) you are interested in working, and click “Apply”. Note: We are very interested in working with you on this program, but because this email is sent to everyone within your location, if we aren't able to add you to this team, we are excited to work with you on future programs.

Event Name: Fashion Promotion
Event Location: New York City
Event Dates: July 15th-August 14th
Rate: Up to $3,600/event

Brand Ambassador
7/15/16-8/14/16	9am-5pm OR 11am-7pm	Up to $3,600/event ($18/hour)
Apply  ⋅  Not Available

Event Description: We are in the process of hiring several great BA's to work a fun Fashion Promotion from July 15th through August 14th. This month-long program will be taking place everyday, but we will give each team members several days off throughout the program. It's not mandatory to be available all dates, but it is preferred. If there are any specific dates you are not available, please include that in your application email below. You will be representing a popular fashion group/brand while welcoming all event visitors, passing out giveaways and making sure everyone is having a great time at the event.

If you are interested in working this event, please click APPLY and email jboland@ascenttalent.com – Please include the following information:
1) Name
2) Phone Number
3) Promotional/Brand Experience (Please attach promotional resume)
4) Pictures (head shots/body shots) *Please send current, professional pictures, if possible.
5) Availability (Please be specific & reply with the dates you are or aren't available – If you are available to work all dates from July 15th through August 14th, please put ALL)
6) Would you prefer the 9am-5pm shift or the 11am-7pm shift?
*Please put NEW YORK JULY/AUGUST in the subject line

Thanks!

The Ascent Team

Hello!

Below is a new Ascent opportunity in your area! If you are interested in working, first change your password (click forgotten password) at staff.ascenttalent.com, click the “Calendar” tab, select the desired shift (day and time) you are interested in working, and click “Apply”. Note: We are very interested in working with you on this program, but because this email is sent to everyone within your location, if we aren't able to add you to this team, we are excited to work with you on future programs.

Event Name: Fashion Promotion
Event Location: New York City
Event Dates: July 15th-August 14th
Rate: Up to $3,600/event

Brand Ambassador
7/15/16-8/14/16	9am-5pm OR 11am-7pm	Up to $3,600/event ($18/hour)
Apply  ⋅  Not Available

Event Description: We are in the process of hiring several great BA's to work a fun Fashion Promotion from July 15th through August 14th. This month-long program will be taking place everyday, but we will give each team members several days off throughout the program. It's not mandatory to be available all dates, but it is preferred. If there are any specific dates you are not available, please include that in your application email below. You will be representing a popular fashion group/brand while welcoming all event visitors, passing out giveaways and making sure everyone is having a great time at the event.

If you are interested in working this event, please click APPLY and email jboland@ascenttalent.com – Please include the following information:
1) Name
2) Phone Number
3) Promotional/Brand Experience (Please attach promotional resume)
4) Pictures (head shots/body shots) *Please send current, professional pictures, if possible.
5) Availability (Please be specific & reply with the dates you are or aren't available – If you are available to work all dates from July 15th through August 14th, please put ALL)
6) Would you prefer the 9am-5pm shift or the 11am-7pm shift?
*Please put NEW YORK JULY/AUGUST in the subject line

Thanks!

The Ascent Team

tings

things I need for my house:

(expensive items)

- "catch-all table" (by door, for keys etc..??? a candle or plant)

- sitting chair

- bookshelf 

- smaller bookshelf from my aunts (for my dvds)

- vanity

- nightstand

- lamp

- another skinny table for the hallway 

LIFE

i love my new place!! it is so cozy and feels great to be on my own, only thing is, this job. i need daytime hours...i just hate being gone for so long at night. i am not going to bring marble over until i get another job, i dont want her to be by herself till 3 in the morning. anyways, i was eating cherries on my lunch break, and i read 'cherries' in my book. (im reading 'the girls')...i started wondering if they make a cherry wine. later, i was listening to my ipod and lana del rey song, 'summer wine' came on and she says her wine is made of cherries...

i want to watch 80s movies here! chill, hang out! i want a life back! well, this past weekend was busy, sage slept over my parents...so..on friday, sage, adria and I went to see "Finding Dory". such a great movie!! i'm going to get it when it comes out. then we dropped adria off and saw the baby..i love lila! shes the sweetest! then sage and my parents and i went up to northampton area to deli's house and we went to the fair and watched the fireworks..although, during the show we noticed a mushroom cloud type atom..bomb...later everything caught on fire!?? deli's stepdaughter or something was there with her little girl. i thought it was nice. we saw cows, 4H stuff, an acrobatic show...idk...i liked it. we got home late tho. saturday...we went swimming at my aunt deannas. when we got there deanna and her husband chickie was looking at a birdhouse. mama was teaching baby birds to fly. later sage and i went to the pool, and it was bright so i was closing my eyes. i hear sage saying, 'is that the baby bird? look?" and i open my eyes and there is a little bird on the ground by the pool. then it looked like it wanted to show off and it started to fly, but went right into the pool. the bird was flapping around, and my aunt was like, 'get it! its going to drown!' sage jumped into the pool and we both scooped it up and brought it back to around the birdhouse. later we saw it fly by us....(i hope!??) because it hopped up on the wall and was flapping around...

sweet lil thing...

what else? idk, i am tired. I NEED EXCITEMENT!! WTF!??!? i need to get off this fucking SASI!!!!! oh my goodness....anyways, idk

oh so yeah, after that i slept at my house because sage slept at her friends, and mike came over and we watched orange is the new black. next day i had to help in the nursery at church, and sage helped too. then after church we went to quaker steak and lube for some wings. then later that day we all went to visit aunt tita and carol and their new home. my 2nd cousin sean is getting married to alicia, they remind me of CSI NY.. he is a police officer in NY and she is a lawyer in the city. shes nice. they are going to have a big wedding at a castle.


that whole family travels. the parents went to italy, the daugther, my other cousin nicole, just got back from a european vacation with her new husband...they are going to spain...dayum! I WANT TO TRAVEL!! and when will i get married? im sick of majestic, im sick of sasi...i really just want to feel LIFE AGAIN!!!

moss instafamous regram

orange is the new black actress lea delano (??) regrammed a pic of moss at the gay pride parade

Celebrity talk: Blake Lively was pregnant in that corseted dress? Ariel Winter grad dress...etc

Blake Lively was in the news for wearing a dress at Cannes which accentuated her backside, causing her to tweet, "Oakland booty". First off, I never knew the baby got back song had that phrase, 'oakland booty'. The only words I know is, "I like them real big and juicy, so find that juicy bubble...I'm tired of magazines, say flat butts are the thing, ....fonda aint got a motor on the back of her honda??? say cosmo says your fat well i aint down with that gimme a sista cant resist her red beans and rice dont miss her say cosmo says your fat well i aint down with that gimme a sista cant resist her red beans and rice dont miss her say cosmo says your fat well i aint down with that gimme a sista cant resist her red beans and rice dont miss her say cosmo says your fat well i aint down with that gimme a sista cant resist her red beans and rice dont miss her say cosmo says your fat well i aint down with that gimme a sista cant resist her red beans and rice dont miss her say cosmo says your fat well i aint down with that gimme a sista cant resist her red beans and rice dont miss her

well, you get the point...anyways..........here is the pic:

oh wait, so I guess "LA Face with an oakland booty," is a celebrity cool thing, seeing as Katy Perry and Khloe Kardashian posted about it:

they did, i dont feel like finding it, but yes confirmed, blake lively WAS pregnant while she wore that dress

"
Blake Lively has been causing quite a stir during her glamorous few weeks at the Cannes Film Festival, but not all of the buzz has been great. Of course, we've loved seeing her tiny baby bump and her giggly photo session with Kristen Stewart, but on Tuesday, the actress faced social media heat for the way she captioned a red carpet Instagram snap. "L.A. face with an Oakland booty," Blake wrote alongside two snaps of her in a sequined cutout dress; the phrase, if you don't recognize it, comes from the wildly popular Sir Mix-a-Lot song, "Baby Got Back."

so...here is the dress

so, yahoo news later reports (in the celebrity section)...that blake lively made this statement:
“It’s also unfair what you see in the media so much. What I look like on a red carpet is not what I look like in real life,” she told the host. “Even in that dress, I’m wearing a great, tiny corset that like someone has cinched me in within an inch of my life and it’s the most favorable version.”

So, is she saying that she was corseted within an inch of her life, whilst pregant???!??!

I mean, I do not think that is a good idea!

Here are a few other outfits she wore after the Oakland booty dress:

tsk....just...no. Oh, I do like the other outfits she wore...the sweats and dress and the denim jacket and dress.

what else!?? So, in other "news", I keep hearing about Ariel Winters and seeing her being dressed up and loving her new 'curves' Shes a hypocrite tho, because if she truly 'loved her curves' then she would not of gotten a breast reduction.

quote from this link: http://www.eonline.com/news/685642/ariel-winter-17-has-breast-reduction-surgery-modern-family-star-reveals-why-her-boobs-went-from-a-32f-to-a-34d

Speaking to Glamour.com, the actress does just that by announcing that she underwent breast reduction surgery on June 4 to reduce the size of her boobs from a 32F to a 34D. "It's amazing to finally feel right," the 17-year-old Modern Family star tells the magazine. "This is how I was supposed to be."

Until this summer, Winter says it was "really hard" to dress up for red carpet events. "There was so little that I could wear that was age-appropriate. I'd have to wear the dress that was super tight and form-fitted everywhere because if I didn't, it didn't look good. I didn't really have an option other than to wear fitted clothes. Everyone would [say], 'Why is she dressing so mature? That's so inappropriate for her age!' I understood what they were saying," the actress explains. "It's not like I wanted to pick out those inappropriate dresses, it's just that I didn't really have another choice, or I was going to get ridiculed."

then...she wears a skanky looking dress to her graduation....

later, she defends it...""Embrace all that you are. Don't let those outside voices become your inner voice #mychoice #loveyourcurves."

yeah? so then why did you get a breast reduction? also, who is ariel winters? again, the plain, dorky girl on modern family. i think that she feels she was plain and now she wants to flaunt herself, otherwise, why where a dress which shows underboob like that? to a high school graduation??
here are pics of her in the modern family show as a kid:

im not shaming her at all...whutever...just felt like making a CeLeBrItY!!!! blog!!! 

i would like to do a campout grill and chill today, but sage is sleeping over...so i cant. we saw finding dory yesterday and went to the fair and saw fireworks (by delis house) and saw her house. she has a nice house with lots of property. one day. one day, i want a nice country house, with property, backyard, in the country....ahhh the life! so i can bbq, grill, swim, hot tub...etc

back to CeLeBrItY cElEbRiTy news...MJ Michael jackson neverland ranch. they NOW say they found porn with transgender, underage children, animals, s&m, some bizarre creepy MK stuff..so this should be in the category of celebrity MK

i mean, i saved some of the photos to show the MK depictions...(and because i want to delete them)

creepy faces, (they say these are kids faces semi-imposed on adult bodies but they are just creepy 

synch, just now on alvin and the chipmunks i heard them say, 'why are you DRESSED UP like that? this magazine or book indicates dressing up to another sadistic alter

thing over the mouth, no voice

someone from the group had photos of MK and emmanual lewis in bed with a much older man. they must of photographed them all in some sort of sexual scene and later used it to blackmail MK, i mean MJ

Disney Programming, the eye is prevalent

a book found at neverland ranch, a sexless childs body with two heads indicated multiple alters and loss of identity

a child beauty contestant in the throws of programming??? or a creepy nod to who really killed off jonbenet? irregardless, creeyp indeed.

sacrificial lamb..MJ himself..(supposed to be a childs face again..??)

etc's

I went to the dentist last week, and she said that I should replace my old fillings, also, she gave me a prescription to see an oral surgeon to get the rest of my wisdom teeth, and she told me that I have a a fistula (or whatever its called), on my gums (which I have noticed before), and it is an infection that I need to see a root canal specialist for. Only thing is, total costs for all these procedures will be just under 2000.00, (Which I really cannot afford). I thought I opted for dental at my job, I need to call them, but I am not even sure if I want to stay working there. Especially in the summer, why do I want to be at work till 3 in the morning? I was really thinking, stay until I get a car, at least then I can drive myself around. Right now my parents are driving me to work. My PA license gets lifted next month, I mean, I do have my NJ license, but I still have to pay the fines off, which is about 500.00. I miss cooking. I made some NY strips last night. I was thinking, either a car, or wait until I have been there 6 months (which is in late Sept/early October)...because that way I can take a week payed vacay. Ahh, its not like I am off SASI right now, so what am I gonna do? I have no where to go since I am GD STUCK!! Jack Wagner, the actor, invited Moss and I to the Lake Tahoe celebrity golf tournament as his guests end of July. I could go for the weekend. Moss said he would get my ticket, but now he is being an indian giver and saying he never did. yeah he did.

whatever..

i was going to write about some synchronicities that occurred last week.

so, my dad was dropping me off to work, sage was with us. we saw a jeep with a tire cover that had an owl on it. then, we pulled into the bank and another car had an owl decal sticker on it. sage is afraid of owls, she says it means death. yes, owls can symbolize sinister nefarious organizations ie moloch, bohemian grove (i thought bohemian meant cool, hip, hippie)...but we noticed that, the car was an ELEMENT and there also happened to be another ELEMENT right next to that one. so there is no reason to fear death or owls, i mean, the ELEMENTS are very natural; earth, wind, fire....um...rain..idk....so the elements were showing us there is no reason for fear of an owl.

i like owls.

what else, oh yeah, so someone on fb posted this gross video to the group, demonic type humor, these two tribal guys (idk? it was weird), and the  title was , 'when eating all that confetti glitter pays off' and they had big weird butts (i just read a vice article about salad tossing/eating ass and damn thats nasty i mean....the article interviewed...it was just...no) but anyways, they started farting confetti and i was like, 'gross' (at first i thought someone posted it to the tim and eric group)

as i was scrolling down i saw posts on the tim and eric group...look at what it said:

was just weird because i had commented, 'gross' and then i saw that, ON THE TIM AND ERIC GROUP maybe they set it up that way..???

thangs

mod podge! print out selfies!! (need iphone!) put on coasters/monogram letter found at craft stores
i need to really start decorating. i did decorate but more to go!!! i do have a rug but I would really like to get a cozy, fluffy rug for the living room. need swiffers and vacuum cleaner for the rugs (its all hardwood floor) i do need one of those swiffers for hardwood floors. i want to get a bar cart for the living room as well, (for lamps, bar stuff etc)....i need a coffee table, (i am using an end table as one right now...i need an iMac and computer desk, and printer..also need a bookshelf and a smaller one for all my dvds. there is a really cool moss wreath that i want to put on my door...i want to get some wall decals, (for the bathroom and living room) snowflakes etc....i just cant wait until i get there. there is so much i want to do. of course i need a car. for the bedroom i need a vanity desk with makeup..(i keep seeing fun DIY things on this show,glitter light! cool. hanging globe lights NICE! i need a bigger house! although i do like this one for now! its like a little cottage. and its not ghetto at all. my street is also nice and quiet. also need a nightstand and some new lights...(here and there)...also some sitting chairs, for when guests are over. i do have a couch and loveseat. i also have a queen sized bed, oil lamp for the kitchen table (i went to cracker barrel and love the way they fix up the tables)...OOWEE!! cant wait to have a friend over, cook some dinner, chill idk?!?? id like to get a record player too and records! LOTS O THANGS!!! flamingos for front porch, hanging flower pots...grill, patio furniture, welcome mat

i need to update my list

i swear to goodness sake adult swim just did a bump apologizing about the last bump it said we are sorry one of our writers BRENDEN/and then the E just switched to A so BRANDON

like it was a glitch, but the bump said he just takes out his aggression or likes to play mind games but i do not think there is ANY BRENDON BRANDON BRANDEN WHATEVER

i mean, i havent been watching AS in so long but man...now i am...its like.

idk im tired

Words change as in what they want us to think words change

they opened up CERN portals and what not and are altering the past and present and future

that would explain all the synchs i get, perhaps??

ok so just now

adult swim bump. picture of FIVE MONKEYS!!!???! *they were like, statues'

THATS JUST MAGIC-son on cleveland show just says

YES I WISH I HAD MY PHONE SO I COULD SNAP THOSE PICS

THEY ARE TAUNTING ME!???!

Something STRANGE Is Happening! The Mandela Effect!!!

 so
i am watching this but reading the comments more or less this is a deception from satan....he is trying to have believers lose their faith...

synchs just happnd but im too tired to write what

but even the guy who made this video admits he is a deceiver see here:

i do have to admit, this video is giving me a headache so just shut it off and the cleveland show is on and the character just said, ;what if i told you, this is just an effect of the PLACEBO effect

wtf!?? placebo effect is power of suggestion and it just synching up

OH MY GOSh adult swim

so...throughout all this, they be messin with me

a bump just used all the adjectives i just used

it said boring, (i called the video im watching boring)

also as i was trying to upload videos, i thought..."i want them to see what i SAW" and i SAW an image of the SAW puppet in my saved photos, look

so in that adult swim bump just now it said a BORING gift for dad on fathers day would be a JIGSAW puzzle

JIGSAW is from the movie SAW

commercial just now: get in the ZONE (auto zone) oh yeah honey im in some sort of zone!????

oh yeah also, if you look, the saw photo is saved in my EUGENIA folder. one of the articles with the old spelling was from the EUGENE newspaper!????!

tell me this aint all coincendences, its much more

CERN opening up portals since when???

so i am watching this video about the mandela effects, it got kind of boring, the guy finds newspaper articles where things were spelled differently then they are now...(i thought all articles would change with it tho...if we travel to another dimension) ahhh cern

so i was trying to take note of the surrounding words in the articles, to see what stands out. things started to get slow, but sure enough...i see it!???!

so....i also noticed it talks about JC Penney used to be JC Penny...and now everytime i see or think about jc penney i see the mall in back to the future, where a small change was made in that movie too the mall used to be called Lone Pine mall and later it was Twin Pine mall, so that is an example of small changes due to ...time travel?? or the opening of portals via CERN???

(just now on adult swim a Mr Pickles bump came on talking about how Mr Pickles wants to open up a portal to hell)

oh boy..so next article the video shows is about Quiznos..

used to have an apostraphe now it doesnt..??

so as i was looking at the wording around it, look what i see?

what the hell so this adult swim show is on...looks like everyone died in one instant and the next it changed and they were all alive

sort of like, parellel universes

see its all witchcraft or something

Looney Toons?

so this character on this show is Annabelle and today we watched conjuring 2 (mike and i)..and they showed the annabelle doll. again about spells, sage says it has msgs in it and i said maybe the movie has spells in it?

oh yeah, and that article shows a word about PARADE (the one below, in the looney tunes/magical and comical spell), and today was a gay pride parade...

even moss was there look:

can you spot it?

just for brevitys sake i am going to post the other pic too, the one with the word PARADE in it

brevity

sad and tragic about the pulse shootings toda

oh my goodness so me and this girl are commenting about it and she remembers it as 12 little monkeys too, and just now i heard a commercial:

"You two figure it out" -Metro...whatever it is,, PCS

the mandela effect is in effect

so i have been prompted by a few images today...i saw someone posted this pic:

ok so i noticed nelson mandela so i even made a comment about it...i sad, 'so wait, is nelson mandela alive or dead? (in refernce to the mandela effect) mandela effect...sigh...GOOGLE IT!


its the berenstain/berenstein theory

so, shannan posted that she notices logos are changing and what not, so i gave her info on the mandela effect

i think it is a spell or some sort of witch craft. when i watch family guy or adult swim, i get synchronicities, a joke or something about something i did that day or whatever, and i strongly feel as if family guy and shows like that DO use spells and witchcraft...

so i gave shannan a video and i noticed a few things. here are some articles from a while back, and it spells Looney Tunes as Toons, so some are saying it used to be called Looney Tunes...or toons...but above the article, it mentions time travel.

next article did the same thing, tunes in the headline and toons in the article, but it mentions a 'comical and magical spell'

i started reading the comments and someone mentioned its because of the opening of CERN and what not...i told the girl in the group that i experience synchs (I just read alive and heard alive on tv)...so anyways, i have robot chicken on..oh wait, here are the pics of the articles

so while i was reading that, this robot chicken skit came on about 12 little monkeys...

heres the link...but WTH I SWEAR?? it was 12 litle monkeys!?? but in that link its 5 little monkeys!??? what the heck? that is an example of a parellel universe...but its not...its a big MIND GAME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfMyYtMO6EU

because they do it like the nursery ryhme....which goes like this

wait a minute..power of suggestion

i was going to write parelell universe at first and i was going to write rhyme...so that is an example of how confusing it can be...words being spelled differently then they were???

what the heck!?? i seriously remember it as 12 little monkeys, so is this the power of suggestion or did the universe change JUST FREAKIN NOW!??!?!

LOOK!!!

and what is 12 monkeys about?? i have to watch that one again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJPYDUUOWo8

I miss having a phone on me at all times. I already missed good shots I could of instagrammed!!! I need to get a bed this weekend, or at least a mattress, so I cannot get a phone yet. missed photo opportunities:

Spotted bear at Merril Creek (my dad got it on his phone)
Two big birds sitting on a perch, wing span spread out (cooling off)
House with all sorts of crazy things on porch ( i can always take a pic later of it, on the way to the drive in)
big bubble wrap roll at work
Muffler man (I already do have a pic of this tho)
Blimp in whitehouse NJ that looked like a UFO

beloved shirts

shirts i want to order (there is a jellyfish one but its not loading for some reason)

FULL FACE USING ONLY HIGHLIGHTERS (Extended Version) | @MARIYA.AE

i just saw jeffree star do his version using so many expensive supplies, but it would be fun to do this look for a photoshoot dewy! metallic!