breaking bad all seeing eye?/greg sestero the puppetmasters eye?/sunny land pippi longstocking road to illumination?

what else?

uh...lame party last night

i need to write these blogs soon. k thats all!

California

I remember when I used to think of California, I always thought of it as this magical sort of place. I used to long for the unfamiliarity of a state so big and mysterious. This formatted even more (?) when I joined the Army and I was going to be stationed at exotic states like Texas and California! Wow! Really!!???! So, at 18 years old I found myself at the Presidio of Monterey California. I remember I got picked up...I forget!??! Hmm....I forget who picked me up from the airport. Someone in the army obviously, in my platoon. I actually don't remember. Its hot in here! Anyways, I really thought I heard the waves of the ocean. It was nighttime but the moon was illuminating everything. I felt a saltiness in the air. I liked it. It felt new, it felt different. The next few months I was out there, at a young, wide awake 18 year old, I really liked it. It was the end of the 90s so that sort of...90s feel was surrounding everything, (you know, the music, the style, etc. I used to like Tori Amos, whitetown your woman song, even spice girls)...what is the point of this blog tho? nothing really. its just that now, im like...califuhnia? ughh....

sage used to say, 'califon! i dont want to go to califon!" meaning when my ex boyfriend dennis lost his license because of a dui thanks to our other friend who left a can of beer in the back IDIOT! and we were all driving back from a concert...

but yeah....now...its like i have this constant headache??? you know? maybe its because i am always around moss tho.

i want to experience this place, differently than i have been. i want to experience the finer things, you know? the culture i guess? yeah why not? good, mature conversation. mature just meaning, you know, drinking vino...and eating a fancy meal somewhere...and just...actually conversing. not just listening to someone talk repetively or not even bothering to talk because you know its a waste of energy....i just want to enjoy things. the beauty southern california has to offer. i would love to hang out at chateau marmont, and actually enjoy the hollywood history behind it. i would like to take a ride in a convertible (LOL!) and go through the hills or whatever...without getting a headache due to hard accelerating and decellerating, hard braking...and a buzzing bee. what am i saying?

oh its because i was thinking about monterey california, where i was stationed. it would be cool to head out there again, just to see how its like. would like to actually see the presidio again too, just to capture those feelings i used to have when i was stationed out there. to capture a glimpse of how i used to view life as new and magical!! 

not getting annoyed...and being mean, and having headaches all the time. i mean, i am having fun now. i am always doing fun interesting things! i am! i just...i feel like this weirdo...

i dont feel like anything special. im just here...you know? im just here, thats all..

shrug

oh and i do not give a SHIT what any people think of me i just dont care so whatever!??!


now i remember who picked me up..it was PFC (forget last name) but i remember hearing he was gay but he could not say anything due to dont ask dont tell. he was a cute, rosy cheeked guy tho. i just remembered ha!

hi. went to see steel panther last night at house of blues, we got to hang out backstage with them for a bit while they got into character. it was pretty cool! house of blues is nice i like all the different rooms. show was good they were making a music video too. perfect looking girls got on stage with them (of course)...katie told me i looked like one of the burlesque dancers upstairs, im like, 'come on! please!' i might be 'pretty' but i do NOT look like that!!!

we went to rainbow which was ok but it was about to close. rainbow same is same as...moss in his element and katie smoking tons of cigarettes introducing herself to everyone. she comes off as if she tries to hard. desperate almost. shes like moss tho. in certain aspects. because moss will go off saying his mossy jokes...talking about how overweight and unfit ron is, (in front of him mind you)...

whatever thats how it is like here! idk!??!

i dont know what else to write about atm...so, im just going to think about the chicken i guess im going to cook. lemon pepper with rice or something...even tho i dont feel like cooking. i am getting hungry tho!

disturbing

something about this interview is very disturbing. well, not just something...alot of somethings

the way this kid has sociopathic tendencies with the punching and the lindsey dill alter (he dissociated saying that is not him)...even doing the shh sign

just sad

http://teamcoco.com/video/71636/johnny-knoxville-gave-jackson-nicoll-crotch-punching-tips

so yeah i just went to a halloween party sat night it was ok. i think ther is something going on tonight too at the rainbow. well see

ughhhh!!!!!!

i want to figure out what to do but moss is just sleeping on the couch. he doesnt care. he made it seem like we were going to a few parties tonight, so i wasnt too worried about it. i just dont want to sit in with moss tonight i stayed in last night. ppl invited me to parties but i guess its later in the week. i bought a costume last night too. how come karma wouldnt just accept me as a guest for playboy mansion tonight? >:(

whatever. i just want to get out, even tho i dont even have money. im ready to go home.

i was gonna say, i forgot moss went on a radio show other day. also...we went to check out the thriller zombie dance earlier but missed it.

so now..........i have no clue. i need to get out tho. i dont even need to go to a halloween party just want to do something!??!?!

hell syncs

so weird!??! just now a slew of HELL synchs

i grabbed my Going to Hell shirt to wear, and i heard on family guy (while i was reading in on my shirt) going to hell..

just now while typing Hell i heard Hell on a commercial

um.....<_<

NUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey

went out last night w/ denali and katie. went to that loungey place...uh...forget what its called? saw the guy george and i met at loaded with his wife. he texted george and he stopped by. katie always disappears to talk to other ppl and she told this couple that im ron jeremys friend and i model and i go to the playboy mansion, which kind of annoys me. why does she do that? its so weird? it just makes me feel awkward. i dont know!?? LOL!!!!!!! the girl told me i look so innocent like dorothy from wizard of oz. what the heck!??! i dont know!? anyways....

so then we walked to jamesons and did shots. got kind of drunk but bars closed and katie and i walked back she came up here for a second i was trying to watch her so she wouldnt take off with some guy she was talking too, you know?

so now i have been so lazy. im staying home tonight howeve i do need to go to ahhs (oz) to get a costume for tomorrow.

not sure what i am doing tomorrow but there are halloween parties everywhere. i want to do weho tho! lol

anyways, tha'll for now! chow! or...ciau

the past few days

ok..not sure when the last day i wrote about was....shucks! sometimes i just dont feel like writing, but then i forget!??! um...i think it must of been...the night...oh...uh..monday or tuesday night? yeah cuz sunday i chilled and watched the walking dead. monday our friend wanted to go out (jen and i's...who is a nice guy so i met up with him) we went to power house where some older guy was chatting with us and he kept saying 'marble' we are a marble, and i was like, 'my cats name is marble!" then denali and i went to hooters (where i have been meaning to go for a while)...but it was kind of boring. our server was super tiny with a tiny face and body..i felt huge compared to her. didnt really notice her 'hooters' tho...i dont think she had any. its ok, i  just like the kitsch of hooters ya know? i enjoyed looking at the hooters gals of the 80s tho, those looked like a fun time.

what else? yeah i didnt know where else to go. tbh, i wasnt feeling it. the energy of the night. it was something to do, more or less. i manage to avoid spending my money too (i do need to get a costume however)...so...after hooters, i think we went to cabos for a buy one get one free drink. then we headed over to rusty mullet (maybe i forget?) or...loaded? but it was quite lame overall. we went to the other section they opened at loaded (through the wall..i had no idea they had another section like that?) we left early tho and i went back home. tuesday! hmm...so tuesday...ugh...must of been...downtown LA (yes! it was) since i read an article about elisa lam! yes! its all over my facebook and i also made a video about it, that you can see on my youtube...shall i link it? i guess...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGDQe7-5thY&feature=c4-overview&list=UUZKLD8VIGMqBgO2W8NIKgzw

interesting story too! google vigilant citizen alisa lam. dark water movie synchronicities. 

after that we ate at coles french dip WAIT A MINUTE!! THIS WAS ON MONDAY WE WENT! BECAUSE I MET DENALI AT POWERHOUSE AFTER HOTEL CECIL AND COLES FRENCH DIP!! yes so this was tuesday! OK OK!!!!!!!!!!

coles was good.

i mean, that was all on monday! munday

so what was tuesday!???! oh...wait! yes! tuesday was blues travellers! so originally i kind of was hoping to get into katy perrys record release party...but that fell through so we went to see a free show of blues travellers. good jam out band! katie came along and bought us beers and shots...(tang tasting shot?) some guy was talking to us later he got really annoying tho. he was invading my personal space and telling me how pretty i was. haha!

i was standing right by the stage so i enjoyed having my own personal space to have my beer and watch the show and listen to the music. it was cool tho. we got to later go up to the dressing room and hang out there for a bit. i told john popper a story. well, we were originally waiting outside for ron (since he got us in) and katie was wearing a blue gingham shirt (like dorothy from wizard of oz)...and in their runaround video, they are all wizard of oz...so i told him that story, and he was like, 'so you felt like dorothy!' i was like yeah! he thought that story was cute. i was dorothy, katie was the scarecrow, and moss was the cowardly lion. and ron...oh yeah, and ron wanted us to get backstage...LOL, and their was a curtain...and security guards. he PULLED the curtain back it was so funny because it made me think of the video where the dog pulls the curtain back. it exposed the hallway to the stage. i LOL'd...ti
katie was carrying around some nasty drink that i felt like puking when i smelled it. afterwards we went over the rainbow. somewhere over the rainbow! (we went to the rainbow!)

hmm....weird right?

wednesday i had my appt with dr judy. i do like talking to her, even tho i dont FEEL the need for therapy. i dont think it is necessary but whatever. i hear what she is saying. and from that i hear what i am saying.

after that...what did we do? what did i do wednesday night??? hmm....i dont think anything? maybe watch breaking bad? i dont know?

today is thursday! oh that was yesterday!! wow...yeah so nothing. today is thursday. good im caught up now! still need to get a costume. i might go check out ripleys believe it or not later. its only 17.00 a ticket. i have been avoiding spending my money tho, like i said.

i havent been working for moss tho. ughh i wake up late. i just sleep till i cant sleep no more. useless. blah....

i want to flirt with a cute guy, or girl! haha! EDIT keyword FLIRT!!! NOT HOOK UP! FLIRT!!! gosh i havent HOOKED UP with anyone since before i left east coast (and that was with mike!) :/ its ok tho !!!!???!!!

EDIT! ALSO, LAST WEEK WHEN WE WENT TO CONAN, ONE OF THE USHERS HAD A NAMETAG AND THE NAMETAG WAS RIZZO! LOL RIZZO! LIKE FRANK RIZZO!

grav3yardgirl and youtube sensations...

i was like 'he showed me the rabbit hole' ha! anyways..

someone showed me a link to this video for chinese food' this young girl singing about how much she likes chinese food 'i like chinese food chow chow mumumumuein"

and she befriends a panda who is this older black guy who daps california 'duck sauce ' on his lips that makes me think of blood poppin' cherries..then he rockets away on a rainbow...

uh...hidden symbolism there?

anyone who becomes 'internet famous' is only because they make them that way.

this girl, for instance, has alot of followers. shes annoying and funny looking so therefore she is youtube gold.

here she is in staples, as a fun, funny payed advertisement to 'jansport fuzzy leopard print bookbags (that i actually like!)

shes getting stuff for her giveaway so you know she is getting payed

during this she gives the one eyed salute (youll see it. she peeks an eyeball behind her hand)...she also later goes, 'mind control!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4jOwzTrUXg

i figured it out craig robinson was my white rabbit! in a sense!!! (white black rabbit lol) he was in the POISON movie...and he showed me the rabbit hole! (the spot i was supposed to get in to get backstage!) damn!! but moss was too quick to be like, 'oh kay oh kay'

we got a beer at rustys because rusty is my tattoo and rusty mullet, but really i should of stuck with craig robinson!!!

i am happy i got backstage but i wanted to meet zach g and conan! (and tim and eric again)

 

festival supreme comments and complaints

forgot to mention...that i saw a TIM HEIDECKER lookalike right before seeing craig robison and he gave himself a triple chin which is how i knew things were gonna work out! (i feel i could of just walked in at that point but moss was like, 'ohhhkay' and turned around like an agreeable hound to walk to the right entrance. i should of just did what i was going to do, which was...'oh can i just come in this way?' and just walked through. oh well

wow! first i just want to say, that i feel very graciously grateful for my experience. and lisa is right, she says she has friends who are going through much worse than i, (im not going to name examples.) ok...first of all. we are all our own person. we each go through our own indivual losses, and grievances. we all have been through tough times. ii do feel for others who are going through pain. but at the same time, do i have to jump around eggshells when it comes to express myself? yeah, maybe it comes off as in poor taste when i complain publicly how i am upset that i didnt get to the opening rob zombie fright night or whatever its called...in the meantime someone had to delete me (according to lisa) because she cant deal with it and her kid is so sick...but she doesnt express it on facebook.

i dont know!??! but yeah...back to festival supreme:

i realize how upset i was and how depressed i felt and annoyed because moss had his arms crossed and shaking his head because we missed zach g (apparently he was only on for 10 minutes anyways)...and we could of gotten scalper tickets at 20.00 a peice, we got them for free..and i had taken a pic with craig robinson. i just wish i could of asked him questions!??! i mean, hot tub time machin (which strangely, i am watching now...) had poison in it!!!

my fave magical scene is in this movie too ya know!! i LOVE it!

i could of told him about it! instead i was feeling on the verge of headachy madness because moss shrugged me off when i asked him about just getting the scalper tickets.

anyways....lets see...i am reading the comments, and then i think to myself, "wow...we really got to do and see what alot of heartfelt fans would of LOVED To of done!" one girl was literally shaking and crying when she got demetri martin to sign her poster. moss set that up for her too. she was so excited and happy! i took a pic with him but i was feeling sorry for myself!?? man, maybe i need a need a quick slap in 

(WOW MY FAVE PART came on and seriously filled me with joy because i feel it is just a sign...its so hard to explain but...it just makes me feel good!)

cuz craig robinson...i get so glazed over from feeling a warbly headache that i forget to feel!! he talks so much....(im making a youtube video of him...who? oh...moss! yeah and sometimes he whispers and sounds like stew)

um...im just going to say that, i am very lucky to of made it backstage and into the VIP (even free tickets) while ppl are upset and felt like packed sardines. i felt like a packed sardine trying to see sarah silvermans set that i started to feel like i was going to hyperventilate, but then i had fun taking a picture at the booth...i'll post it here!

anyways............i just walked in, met some cool people! got to hang out! i didnt get to take pics with zach or conan, but thats ok!

ok so now im going to post some of the comments...

 Festival Supreme, SUCK IT. Awful, self-indulgent comedians who mostly sang instead of putting any effort into actually giving the audience a comedy routine. Zach Galikinafis - on stage for 10 minutes?!? Really?! I want my $120 back as well as for the 5 other people I coerced into paying for a ticket. And, it was my f-ing birthday! FIND SOMEONE WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PRODUCE AN EVENT (and make the talent do their job) IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT THIS SHOW AGAIN.


 FESTIVAL SUPREME BUMMER. Totally unorganized and full of juggalos. Can I have my money back? 

 Festival Supreme? more like Festival Poorly Organized, Oversold, and Horrible Sound Bleed Ruining Mr. Show.

 Still have a sour taste in my mouth from last night's festival. If you're going to do it, do it right. Do it for the fans first. We are the ones who spend the money, get trampled, and wait in ridiculously long lines. With that being said, I've been to plenty of comedy shows and music festivals and know what to expect. Sorry Eric Idle, there was no bright side to look on for this event.

 Compared to Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival this was way more awesome. Got to see everyone I wanted to see, The Mighty Boosh set was unreasonably short (but unlike most people I saw them @ The Roxy) so i'll always have that memory & althought I totally disagree with everyone complaints I will agree on one this....too many people in a small space totally not cool. I implore y'all to sell enough ticket to accomadate the pier without crowding it like a can of sardines (no pun intended)....

but as I said overall this was an awesome show to cap my year of awesome shows/concerts & even more so as a huge fan of comedy.

THANK YOU.


 Jack Black and Kyle Gass have given me some of the best laughs of my laugh. Too bad you greedy soulless fucking asslickers have also organized the single shittiest event I've ever been to. Fuck you Tenacious D. I regret stealing your 2 good albums.

 I hate to complain about an event like this because the idea and spirit behind it was wonderful, the execution however was way off bordering on dangerous and negligent. The VIP tickets didn't get us the promised Better Viewing at 2 of the 3 areas, crowds were not managed, I was nearly trampled by crowds several times, lost my sunglasses when security shoved and squeezed us through a tiny hole in a fence getting us out of the stand up tent, a disabled women next to me was very scared about getting through. I don't blame The D, but whomever they hired to pull this off should be fired. Stuff is always gonna go wrong, and this is a hard event to pull off, I kept my spirits up and had a good time, but do feel I was ripped off on the VIP tix and safety was ignored, made worse by the event staff/organizers.


 If anyone was bummed that they didnt make it to Festival Supreme ... dont be.

The venue was SOOOO extremely oversold, we had to leave a few times just to breathe. We didn't get to see Patton Oswalt, Sarah Silverman, Demitri Martin and few others because their stage was off to the side and filled up too fast they wouldn't let anyone else come near it, which led to a disaster of people trying to get in and being stuck in a sea of people (not moving) for 30 minutes. I swear to god, a riot almost broke out.

Zach Galifianakis, my love and next husband, was only allowed a 10 MINUTE set! Whats that about?!

Fred Armisen and Mr. Show were the only comedy sets I actually got to see with my naked eyes, everyone else I only got to see by watching them on screens, if I was lucky enough to see the screens, due to how poorly managed the event was. Why have screens if they're going to be the same level as the stage? Oi! I could hardly see anything the entire time.

Mr. Show, however, FANTASTIC! But there apparently was no sound guy at that stage because most of the set was hard to hear. Some mics were loud and some were super quiet... thankfully we were close enough to kind of make everything out.

We didnt have the strength to stay for Tenacious D because the 8+ hour event did not actually have ANY seating room and no chairs were allowed in, which meant we were exhausted at hour 6 from standing so long. We regret, however, that apparently The Lonely Island made a guest appearance we we weren't there to enjoy it.

I will also add in that I volunteered myself to be Ryan's DD but when he spent $23 on just two drinks, there was no chance he could have indulged any more without being annoyed by the prices of everything.



 Tar and feather the organizers of this event. It was an absolute mess. At certain points it was dangerous: waiting in an hour long line in the street to get in. The bottle necking inside the venue to get to the stages. I've been to lots of festivals and problems come up, but Festival Supreme was incompetence displayed on many levels. The sound was horrible for Mr. Show. Besides their mic's being to low, the audio from Adam Sandlers set was bleeding into the tent and the video for it was playing on the monitors next to where Mr. Show was performing. Might have been a good idea to have the Mr. Show on those video monitors instead. We had friends fly in from Seattle just for this event. Huge disappointment for all of us. By the time Tenacious D hit the stage, we felt so beaten down we unanimously decided to leave. The only positive thing I can say about the event is that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was very funny. Regardless of that you owe everyone a refund.

 Poorly done all around. The best of intentions go out the window when charging people $100-$250/ticket. VIP tickets brought SLIGHTLY shorter lines at the bar, a short line to get in, and that was about it. Worth 2.5 times the price of the regular admission? Hardly.

CRAZY bottleneck to get to the stand up tent.

Someone's brilliant idea to put the Neil Hamburger tent smack in the middle of the bottleneck of the other tent, which had people pouring out of it from 4pm on.

The worst part is the festival's organizers haven't commented even a little bit on this. Disgusting.


((maybe i;ll post more comments))

lazy sunday

ok real quick i will blog about the weekend. friday night i was feeling kind of sick..and tired. its from going out too much! and not having structure (work)...its ok. i went out thurs night remember? so i was feeling kind of drained. we went with ron to see comedy night at the improv in irvine california. it was good! good acts. afterwards we were chatting with the comedians including dave attell, and we walked to the bar across and dave bought us all a drink (how nice!). cat met up with us too. it was pretty cool we were talking to him i told him to look up midgetville nj. (i just googled it. hmm...interesting)

ok so....

saturday i kept asking moss what is the story? the festival supreme was that day and i wanted to get there by 5 because i wanted to check out patton oswalts set. we also didnt have tickets and we really needed to get that figured out. i was ready to go by 5 but moss wasnt doing anything to set up a gameplan. he had to run errands again. (he heard me typing just now and said i am so good at the computer he doesnt know why im not working i said, im doing what alot of ppl know how to do typing! so what!?? what i really NEED to do is start writing. i have ideas. i want to write and create my ideas!!!!)


hmm...............yeah so....i was trying to email people selling tickets on craigslist but got no replies. his plan was to go down there and try to feasel our way in, or talk to a scalper. well, finally we left...around 515 and we missed patton oswalt and we missed the mighty boosh. we got there with enough time for zach galifinakis (who i wanted to see as well), but moss was trying to get free tickets ((when scalpers offered 20.00 a ticket -good deal!))...this guy that worked there made it seem like he was going to help us but then he disappearred so he never came back for us! i took a pic with craig robinson (hot tub time machine, this is the end, etc) but i was feeling annoyed at moss because he kept crossing his arms and i wanted to see zach g. but its cool because he got us tickets they just gave us them)...

so we got in but totally missed zach all i saw on the screen was, 'thank you good night'...

then we got close to the stage and waited for next act which was triumph the insult comic dog, in which CONAN made a special appearance! that was cool! i later said to moss, 'maybe we can meet him?; (thinking we would figure out a way to get backstage) moss just smiled and shook his head and mouthed 'no'...'no theres no way we are going to get backstage and meet conan'....ughh!!!

so we watched rest of show, caught some of adam sandler, we just walked into the VIP area (where tickets for VIP *meaning entrance to the bars, seating areas, private bathroom etc were being sold for 249.00 online, and we just walked in and got a beer...i got one)....VIP didnt include backstage i dont think tho???

so then we were going to try to watch sarah silverman but couldnt find the stage so we walked around and then watched the tim and eric show. i enjoyed it. i said to moss, lets go back to where we saw craig and see what we can do. so we went to rustys, the VIP bar, and tried to step out. i asked for a wristband but they didnt give me a VIP band, and moss was busy arguing or whatever so i walked away and there was a security guy there but he just let me walk through, so i did that and walked into the carousel bar too. spotted some peoples, like bob odenkirk and david cross, and also demetri martin. hannibal buress from the eric andre show was there too. i saw the kid that was supposed to help us get in and he was asking if we got in. so what, he abandoned us!??!? he went and got moss and brought him in. so yeah moss, see, we DID make it backstage! GLASS HALF EMPTY!!! (mine is always half FULL!!!!)

we spotted some people, took some pics! like the voice of spongebob, and more! (all posted on facebook and instagram). conan was long gone at that point. there was the dressing rooms with guards that i wanted to just get into. i was waiting on moss to try but eventually i just walked through myself.

it was cool! i had taken a few pics with andy samberg, the mighty boosh, i took a close up of jack black when he just got off stage after performing tenacious D...also took a pic with fred armison, tim robbins was there too...

i was going to ask for a pic with jack black but a security guard was like, 'you have to go over there to the carousel, or go there.' i wasnt going to bother him, or whatever. the security guard made me feel like i was doing something wrong so i started crying (i dont know!? HA!) and i was like, 'you dont have to be so nasty!" seriously, i hate when i get treated that way. dick!

but yeah it was really cool and a fun night! tim and eric had disappeared tho so i wasnt able to burden them with whatever it would of been i would of burdened them with (or wouldnta...thats how moss pronounces wouldn't of...wouldnta...(he says that alot)...

i am happy moss had taken me tho so im not complaining.

after that we went to the rainbow and sat with micheal lipman, ron (not ron j..another ron...and moss told me i called him an asshole the other night ((i dont remember??) and he walked out...but everyone said he walked out because he found out a friend died, not because of me. i apologized and he seemed cool with me. also, zhoo zhoo was there and amora (whos really nice) and this other girl. also...this guy who worked for howard stern for years was there...gary garver. he has a radio show now and wants ron j to be a guest on the show.

 next week there are a few halloween parties too. also playboy mansion party!??? well see....

well.......that was the weekend. today is a lazy sunday (that lonely island performed last night)

bye

oh yeah i told hannibal buress i am baby poison on asmb and i told him my blog is poison blog so now im like....oh um...HA! wonder if he looks for it and if so, wonder if he reading this? (probably not tho!)

NO ONE READS THIS!!! (and i like it that way!!!!)

rccc

rccc um...so in the beginning 5 mins around he sas poison ivy then breckin touches his eye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akzVITg-XR0

OH nevermin you cant see it in that one anyways its the one on the adult swim site i think? and also....doc hammer comes out and exposes his EYE tattoo

(sync i just heard NECK tattoo on commercial)

so........im waiting for candi to get back to me but shes usually late although now its 10 and i want to watch american horror story and conan...so its not a big deal if i dont go out tonight. i just want to know to see if i should finish putting on my makeup or not!?? i dont want to put on liquid eyeliner and mascara if i am not going out you know!???!

they use the same people for these american horror story

so...what did we do yesterday? oh yeah, saw gravity (but not in 3D because moss doesnt like 3D???)

it was good. then we had to pick up ron from the airport. moss reminded him of a few things...

i knew it! everyt




ok...this is friday i was starting a post yesterday i guess? i mean, no...weds night. on another note...had i known that CONAN was playing at the troubadour in weho freaking...thursday night...i would of totally gone!!! erghh why dont they post about this on team coco??

yeah because i didnt really want to go out that night, but i met up with candi. ughh so mad now. we could of went there!!! i had no idea!??

dammnet! and google is taking a long time to load?

wtf? everything is? and it wont let me even click on the thing to see if its connected???  what is going on? erghhhh

anyways...this is really irritating because its ignoring my clicks.

so i met up with candi at rusty mullet. while waiting some guy tries to start talking to me. the door guy shoos him away. thanks doorguy. candi always meets up so late. its kind of annoying. i like to head out early because its always the end of the night too quickly. i like to get my buzz on early so the night will be fun by the end of the night and i will be ready to head back. usually late starts equal lame nights and wasted money spent of wasted drinks. thats just how i feel tho. plus im probably an alchohlic.


 we later walked to loaded. nothing special. i was having trouble hearing her because she talks so quietly. it was like, wasted conversations too...lol! we had a crepe than i told her moss would give her a ride because i didnt want her to worry about a ride home. we hung out here for a bit,it was morning time and i wanted to get some sleep so that i could be up for conan. moss made it seem like ron said it was ok about him going and us being able to meet conan! i just want a pic with him thats all! im not going to ask him, 'miles and miles to go' or anything like that....seriously! i just want pics with him, rob zombie, and seth macfarlane! just pics!! im not gonna rape anyone!

whatever!??! for a second i thought my boot was a cat!?? aww i miss marbie. :( its mikes bday. hes not answering his phone. i dont have westons number programmed here either. its on my other phone. i just want to make sure hes ok. im sure he is...

well...so yes i went to sleep then i woke up feeling kind of blah from drinking and staying up late.
 i am starting to feel warbley and ready to go back east and figure things out. im taking it day by day.

so we went to conan. i wasnt expecting anything *weird* to happen and nothing *weird* did happen. oh, it didnt fall through the conan thing. he spoke to lisa bleyart, who is aaron bleayart sister (i think?) i think she later moved us to a different seat. im pretty sure since she looked like him. ha! im all talking about bleyarts. why not!?? its just thoughts i have...i also spotted conans assistant (and um...popular fave of the rj and bley podcast) sona, in the hallway.

ok so...what was weird...was (wait im missing a night!??!) hmm....i didnt mention the tiki bar and jhuyu jhuyu and rainbow and the british kids!?? what night was that??? oh the day we saw gravity. yeah after we picked up ron and then we went to rainbow. then we went with zhoo zhoo to that michael lipmans house, which was really a cluttered apartment with a glowy tiki bar and a fake volcano, and the other girl was there too. they live with him. ron was mad because he was trying to hook up with these british girls. he didnt want moss to go. moss kept making corny jokes about being a gay porn star. it was cringe worthy. well...you know moss. he cracks his jokes, but its just..in his mossy ways. zhu zhu kept saying i was his girlfriend. oh boy. no i am not moss' girlfriend! lol! he is not my type! ok??? we are friends!!!

what else? i dont know? we left. but the british people did like moss and we got their facebooks and phone numbers. there was one guy with them too.

so at conan, i saw someone sitting down below he had on checkerboard socks and orange converses. (masonic trigger?) doubt it tho...but maybe!??!

i always feel like its so fake...seeing the show live. something feels very alien about it....

WOW!! its ALL HERE! *KISSES THE SAND* OH THANK GOD ITS ALL HERE!!!

I THOUGHT I LOST ALL THAT MESS UP THERE I WROTE! SHEESH SO HAPPY I DO NOT HAVE TO RETYPE IT ALL!

ok let me wrap this up real quick. so yeah...jared leto was on the show for his new movie where he plays a tranvestite with aids (looks good)....jared leto is def mind controlled with all his terry richardson pictures he takes. the tranny is one of his alters. so jared was talking about how he was in character (oh yeah i wanted to get there early so we can have good seats but moss had to run errands so he just got back in the nick of time) we had TERRIBLE seats! >:( at least lisa (??) moved us a bit closer!! we were second to last row, right side. i wonder if conan and andy spotted me? but yeah he was in character the whole time while filming, even on breaks (alter)....MIND CONTROL!!!! then when they played the clip, he had to use conans jacket to cover his head then he went into his lap and covered his ears (weird)...so he couldnt hear it. conan then said to him, 'you truly were a different person'.

WOW!???!?!?!?

but the band was good it was uh...skaggs? im sorry i cant think!??

after that we got ready for the candy party which was fun. moss's jailbird catherine was there. we had free tequila and margaritas and danced. it was for kaya...uh...pussycat doll? im not sure he she was? moss had me take a pic with her even tho i didnt really care for one. he was spaz white boy dancing on the floor. haha! then we met up with ron and went to hear music at the whiskey then went to rainbow. i always get huggy with ron when i drink because i just think hes really nice. and im drunk. ha! doesnt mean anything tho. i was dancing with catherine too. shes fun.

so we are going to see dave attells comedy show tonight. hes funny.


moss of course has errands to run tho, so im sure its gonna be skin of the teeth again, since we need to leave in an hour and hes emailing about TOMORROWS festival supreme now!

he had to take catherine home in orange county.

its cool tho! i just lounged around like a baked potato today. (skin of the teeth) what the heck!??!



oh yes i had a good conversation with my sister on the phone.

nice again

this is nice too: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/roo/4130222156.html

this is nice!

i dont know where it is, but its nice! http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/apa/4130247333.html

hello

i love to hear these birds chirping, it reminds me of the start of spring on the east coast. its so weird. its like...always summer!?? it does not feel like october. so saturday night, i went out...nothing special. i dont really feel like writing about it tho. hollywood blvd same ol' same ol'....rusty mullet then the ppls i was with wanted to check out playhouse. it was ok i guess. there was a sea of people that we all headed towards and i was like, 'no!!! im emerging to the lake of fire!' i just dont understand being packed like sardines while not being able to move? i do like to dance, but i need space and room! i dont like to be a sardine! oh...so, (fine i will write about it i dont care whatevers)...when katie and i went out we also met up with this guy steve and his friends who bought us drinks. he drives a corvette and is in the medical field. hes nice. so i met up with him saturday and his friends, who are fun to talk too. nothing special you know? im not interested in DATING or anything like that! i just want ppl to hang out with you know? out here its easy to just meet up with someone from CL or whatever. i am very particular about it and if their reply doesnt interest me (most of them DONT!) or they dont have a friendly pic accompanying it, forget it! but its perfectly fine to meet up with ppl from CL out here. why not? and then you go out and meet more ppl. i have met so many ppl out here!??! its cool. oh but that guy steve, i guess since he knows he isnt gonna hook up with me, or who knows? i took note of a few things. hes cute, you know, has money...nice car...(more about the car later)..some girl was texting him novels. he was trying to break it off with her. idk...another thing too, he made it seem like he was the wingman for his friends so he didnt want me to get upset if he 'catcalled' or made joky comments or hollared at other girls. man really? it just makes me feel awkward. i mean, whatever. i dont get jealous i just think its rude! even if the guy knows he is not going to hook up with me...it just is immature and disrespectful. he was tired all night too, no energy. at playhouse he bought me a few drinks and shots, but then he wanted to get going. i was like, 'can you just drop me off?' and he was totally respectful of that so he did drop me off, but then we saw cop lights. yes cop lights in the mirror. apparently his 2007 corvette (which was really nice and we got alot of waves and thumbs up from pedestrians walking by)....his corvette wasnt registered it was his uncle, the dates were all wrong...i dont know it was crazy i thought it was a stolen car?? and the cop made a comment like, if you didnt have the paperwork you and your wife or girlfriend would be laying on the sidewalk getting cuffed. WTF???! i dont need to hear that shit!! that disturbed me. geez...whatever. after that debaucle i just went inside and hung out here by myself....weirding it up once again on the as boards....shudder

last night i slummed/bummed it up all day. watched the new walking dead of course. george texted me at 10 he was like hes headed to loaded and wanted to see if i wanted to go. i didnt really feel like it plus i didnt take a shower all day. then he texted me, how are you gonna shine if you stay inside? i know, cheesy but i was like, 'ok if you meet me because i do not want to walk down hollywood blvd by myself' so i kept my RHCP shirt that i sleep in and put on my stripy jeans and my spiky cap and jean jacket and headed out. no makeup i dont care!!!!

so while i was waiting for him to get a beer, one girl came over and went, 'chilis' i was like huh? she was talking about the chili peppers lol. before i went to bed i thought about that night...through a different perspective...it was actually pretty cool last night just chatting with people. i guess one of his friends stopped by and he said, 'oh i like your shirt...well, i would like it if i was still in high school and i seen a girl wearing it" (what does that mean? that its no longer cool anymore?) i was like, 'i just slept in this shirt i woke up and headed over here)....whatever!??! and this rock star looking guy patted my cap because he was wearing spiky on his jacket and he said everyone does that for him all the time so he wanted to do it to someone else. then him and his friend kept talking so i asked for his fb he said he has instagram so i got that then i took a pic and instagram'd/hashtagged him. what else?? talked to more people...went outside and talked about HP lovecraft and lucid dreaming...(idk?!??!) then some kid came over and was talking about how he used to do speed while touring with all these bands all over the world and that he would stay up for 2 or 3 days and start hallucinating...(lucid dreaming mixed with no sleep..hmm...i wonder!??) i could NOT do that i freak out if i dont get any sleep. flashbacks i guess...

there was also another guy who was wearing stripy jeans like i was...that george pointed out. it was fun we had to red hooks (good ale) but then we left after...but i talked to a few people. i felt like i had to start explaining my tattoos to this girl and i really didnt feel like talking about my tattoos. its because ppl ask where i am from and eventually im like, 'oh here' so its like i got this as a conversation peice in reality...

im waiting for moss now because i want to run/walk a bit and take a pic of the banksy artwork on santa monica. i just read about how he had a booth set up with his artwork set up at 60.00 a peice when his work is worth thousands!!!

sigh

hi so im still OCD'ing about thursday night. it kind of ruined my weekend. im OCDing...meaning i a psycho-analyzing it...TO DEATH! when really i should just be like, 'well...i was SUPPOSED to be there, la dee da....but i didnt make it! so.....let it be!!! let it BE!!! and plus, i will be there last day...(but i want to get into the halloween spirit and that would of helped kick it off...and moss keeps saying, 'well if RON doesnt go nov 2 we CANT (CANT CANT CANT...WE CANT!!! glass half full) ...meet rob zombie, and its not definate that ron cant go! im so upset that we didnt go thursday i keep telling him this too, but hes like, 'it just slipped through the cracks' whatever. he knew i wanted to go. and i was stuck following katie around that day ughh katie and moss!!! >:(


i was just going to return her mangy cell phone charger and rent a movie but i got stuck going to the bank a bunch of times and wasting money on a burger that i cannot afford to be spending money on! by the time i got back moss wasnt making any attempt to tell me what the plans were, even tho i kept asking him...he just fell asleep. he made it seem like it would be a 3 hour car ride ONE WAY whatever i dont know......

i heard walking dead people were there, rob was there (of course) andy dick (would of been funny to see him) and plus i would of enjoyed the haunted house! that would of been enough excitement to fuel me through friday!

but since i didnt go, i felt the need to do something last night...right??? (see, i am OCDing about this...but im annoyed. yeah i know, except that it JUST slipped through the cracks Lori! it just slipped through the cracks...

:( no you just didnt want to go and you didnt want to spend half a tank on gas. i sound like a whiny bitch but i dont give a shit! im upset because last night was so lame and pointless.

i felt like i had to get out since i didnt do anything thursday night...so, i really felt like i had to go out last night...so i was trying to find someone cool and fun (and who could buy me drinks) to go out and check out sunset blvd....rainbow etc...oh i dont know. it was so freaking lame. i just wanted to have a few drinks and chill out. i was gonna meet this guy there but first moss really wanted me to go to sushi with him and meet up with dean. it was out of the way, all the way in tanzana (tarzania i called it...tazmania) so i was getting impatient and acting like a bitch....thinking it was gonna be late by the time i got to the rainbow....

sushi was good tho (cucumber roll) waitress was bad. the only white girl, this young blonde girl who didnt even talk until later when she almost spilled the drink she whispered, 'sorry' (dean called her a mute lol) i said i wanted water and sake and either she didnt hear me or notice that i was trying to order but then again moss kind of shooed her away because he was too interested in talking to dean and not realizing i was trying to figure out what i wanted. i know i wanted sushi, but ENGAGE me waitress! what kind of sake do you recommend? moss failed to care that i was trying to figure it out, so she went to fetch him his splenda for his green tea.

then she never put in my order for cucumber roll. well, we had one menu that dean was looking at. it would of taken me 10 seconds to overlook it and say  cucumber roll....but after dean and moss ordered (moss didnt need a menu since he knew what he wanted) he shooed her away, telling her she could use more time. um NO i wanted to order THEN and NOT WASTE TIME because i needed a beer at the rainbow!!!

sake helped. warm sake! she forgot about my order tho. it never came out! i saw her glance at the one menu tho, because thankfully, i put a mark next to cucumber roll because moss said, 'you want to put what you want you can put a mark next to what you want'


i saw her peek at it then she went back. she had no clue what she was doing. she also forgot to put the ginger and wasabi on the plate. maybe she wasnt trained well or it was her first day. it was kind of odd that she was the only white girl working there. ahh whatever!??

so yeah, finally it was over and moss and i walked into the rainbow. if i go with moss i dont have to pay a cover charge. so we said hi to the owner and the other guys we recognize. corey feldmans ex wife was there too she was talking to them at our table. also later saw zhoo zhoo (?) again and the other blonde girl...azara..(shes nice she was talking to me she remembered me from the awards show) i just really had to NOT focus on her caked on makeup....srzly...but they were there. the guy i was meeting showed up and he wanted to whisk me away to the upstairs bar so we went but you know, it was boring! i didnt just want to try and talk to him and immediatly i could tell he was trying to flirt with me....(no!) i just got bored and went back downstairs (he met moss), we went to the outside bar first actually and sat in the way back and it was cold and i was bored...i actually wanted to go back to moss and company (more interesting) there was a glitter ball that left glitter everywhere..the guy i met was rock n rollish (which was cool) long hair, leopard print scarf....he was cool i just didnt want to lead him on in any way...so we just went back to the table and stuff. its actually interesting at the booths in the restaurant area....we did go to the other part of the bar and some people came from the bon jovi concert (that moss was talking about ) but they said it was all accoustic style. the guy asked where i was from (it was a couple we were talking too) i said pennsylvania they thought i said translyvania since i said tanzania earlier I DONT KNOW!???!! i pointed to my tattoo but i didnt feel like explaining it. ok? its WEIRD NJ in lieu of THE MAGAZINE WEIRD NJ WHICH IS ABOUT URBAN LEGENDS OK? ITS ABOUT WEIRD SITES YOU CAN VISIT EXPLORE ETC YOU KNOW EXPLORE GO ON DAY TRIPS TOO??? I SAID GOOGLE WEIRD NEW JERSEY!!! its a homage to the magazine thats what!! sheesh!!!

so my friend (arman?? i forget his name...he was really nice but i got the feeling he would of tried to flirt with me later or even kiss me and i didnt want to deal with THAT!!!) he suggested going to loaded, (i like that place) but i just didnt feel like doing the hollywood blvd thing amongst strangers and being ignored by them and talking to one dude...i like talking to alot of people....you know? sometimes its fun to get attention too, but not by one single person...ya know?

i just told him i was gonna head back, and i told moss not to leave without me. so finally i just left with moss and i got on internet and i went to the adult swim boards and acted like a freaking weirdo again!??? UGHHHHH

and to think, all of that would of been AVOIDED had we WENT to the haunted house thing on thursday NIGHT!!! i would of been perfectly fine with sushi and breaking bad episodes...that way, today (saturday) i would of woken up bright eyed and bushy tailed (we are going to the hollywood cemetary...ceMETery) and i think im gonna go out later....although i spent the cash i had because that guy didnt buy me a beer (i guess he felt it was a waste of time at that point) oh yeah, we had good cheese the parmigiano reggiano! at rainbow. good paired with a red wine im sure!

i mean....i need to roll with the punches. i just hope that ron will be around nov 2 because i REALLY REALLY REALLY DO WANT TO MEET ROB ZOMBIE (i mean, i know im not gonna like, what? make out with him or anything like that...) i just want a picture with him! thats all! 

what else??? who knows??! whatever right!????

BOSS *not sure why i wrote that?

its a beautiful day out the birds are chirping. hearing birds chirp reminds me of back east start of spring....
























 

things i want to do

so i need to write a list of things i want to do out here (wish i had a good buddy that i can do stuff with) i should of had more money. i like coming out here i do, but it sucks when i dont have spending money and when i waste alot of days. it should be like a trip. next week i am going to start helping moss with the work he has. definately. he was supposed to be paying me 250.00 a week and so far i haven't yet did anything, except work for an hour. but will i keep occupied all day? its not a kind of job that i am used too...its more or less...well, im not even sure!?? getting and setting up ppl to be in this shoot. lets do this! finally right gosh!!!

ughhhh....SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need to just write a list of things i would like to do while i am out here.

- rob zombie haunted place
- disneyworld haunted days!!! 
- hooters/comedy club
- sunset blvd bar hopping (i am so sick of hollywood blvd!!!)
- los feliz observatory plantetarium!
- beach! malibu or venice 
- santa monica window shopping
- nice, fancy dinner 
- movies (machete kills, gravity)









 



 

he keeps saying 90 minutes in the car (hes annoying me right now)

90 minutes in the car sounds like one way there on the ride down...(great moss just opened the fridge again)

he just said 90 minutes in the car sounds like 90 minutes to get to pomona...so what does that mean? it will take 90 mins that is why i jsut took a nap too because i figured it was too late....

i am upset.

now im going to have to find something to do tomorrow night and i do not want to spend my money. i would of stayed in tomorrow if we would of went to pomona...

and he keeps saying, 'things slipped through the cracks' even tho he fully knows he misinterpreted what he said when he said 90 minutes in the car (no 45 minutes and then rob zombie halloween fun stuff) then anotehr 45 minutes not bad at all!!!

im sorry....im just i dont know? im worried about tomorrow night now. not to sound selfish just that....ughhh whatever..

and im sick of katy perry always trying to mock her christian parents of course if she was MKd then they are not christian at all but her abusers...and her wearing what she did was some sort of programming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2453732/Katy-Perry-risks-wrath-pastor-parents-Virgin-Mary-Top-naughty-schoolgirl-attire-Jimmy-Fallon.html

she wears pigtails alot im sorry im mad and annoyed and want a clementine orange. im craving oranges....

srzly how are you +1ing it so like...what???

winona

so i just saw a comment (i get a lot of your stupid...comments ) so scroll to the bottom to see the comment i just got and my reply...

Winona Ryder; not so sweet

Oh, Mike loves her. He thinks she is perfect. Hmph! I found this (someone linked it in the blinds)

Winona Ryder, bitchiest woman in hollywood (from this link) http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=9952225#page:showThread,9952225

We don't need two threads on her but people hate her b/c she's a bitch. Mel Gibson is a thousand times worse but he managed to hide his psychosis and be thought of by most people in Hollywood as a "nice guy" She was just nasty in a mentally ill way. If her problems were just a temporary klepto and painkiller phase, that'd be one thing.
Here's the famous collection of blind items.

THE BITCHIEST GIRL IN HOLLYWOOD: Winona Ryder "Los Angeles is full of demanding divas. But there's one A-list chick whose behavior is so unbelievably evil that she makes all the other actresses look angelic. Read on as stylists, waiters, assistants, and more spill the details of her appalling conduct."
Over the years we've had fun putting together pieces about the wild things celebs do to interviewers, stylists, and even their significant others. And when we've dug around for the dirt and talked to every one from producers to paparazzi for our stories, one name kept coming up again and again. We've heard so many outlandish tales of diva-ish behaviour that we've dubbed her Bitchy Girl (becaue you know, we can't say her name). Read on for the outrageous tales of her beyond-bratty behavior.
PARTY POOPERS - the victim A Hotel Manager "We were so excited when the actress and her hot boyfriend checked in to a big suite and said they were planning on staying for three months. They were kind of demanding, but we're used to that. We'd have to send up extra sheets at four in the morning, make sure the kitchen only heated (not toasted) their English muffins - you get the idea. The only truly weird thing was that they didn't want their bedroom cleaned, just the bathroom and living room. But when the maid told me that the room reeked, I asked to come in. They put me off for a couple of days, telling me that they were having meetings in there. But I finally made them open the door and sort of forced myself into the bedroom. I was horrified - she'd been training a puppy in there, letting it go to the bathroom on the floor! The actress started screaming her head off, saying that I was harrassing her because she was famous. Before I had a chance to call security, they grabbed their things and left - not even leaving a penny for the maid! We eventually charged her boyfriend's credit card for the damage."

FIT TO BE TIED - the victim Her Personal Assistant "I had been working for this actress for about a year when she got the best job of her life. Before we left to film in Paris, the producers assured her she'd have a few days off before she had to start shooting. The entire flight, she was crying and asking me if she looked fat (keep in mind, she's a size 0). When we arrived, the movie's costume designer asked if she could come in and do a quick fitting. It would have taken two hours, tops. But because she was supposed to have a few days off, she became hysterical and called her agent and her manager and screamed at them. Without bothering to call the costume designer, she went to bed and wouldn't answer the phone or talk to anyone except for me for a week. They finally replaced her, and I ended up quitting a few months later - she was just to difficult to work for."

RUDE AWAKENING - the victim A Writer "I interviewed the actress when she was dating a hot star. I had decided not to ask her about him because I knew she wouldn't talk about their relationship. But she was very reticent and would hardly talk about anything. I was tearing my hair out with frustration - and freaking out because my editor was going to ream me if I didn't turn something in. A few days after the interview, she called me at three-thirty in the morning and asked if I wanted to talk to her boyfriend. I jumped at the chance. I was so excited - it was going to make my story. He got on the phone, and it became obvious that they were just trying to taunt me for fun. He was slurring his words, and she kept grabbing the phone away and yelling at him. This went on for a good hour, at which point I hung up and went to bed. They may be huge stars, but I don't appreciate having my chain yanked like that." HOT STAR: Johnny Depp

BACKSTAGE BULLY - the victim A Young Actress "When I found out that I would be working with this actress, I was so excited because I loved her work. The first day of rehearsals, I brought everyone one of those eye pillows that you can heat or freeze - they're great after a stressful day, and I had made them myself. Everyone was very sweet about it, except the actress. She threw hers over her shoulder, hitting one of the crew members with it. It was the begnining of four months of hell. She was mean to me every single day, and she often made me cry. Whenever I cried, she'd punch her arms up in the air as if she had just won a boxing mtch. I have never met anyone as arrogant and awful as she was." Brittany Murphy "Girl Interrupted"
SWEET CHARITY? - the victim A Stylist "I was asked to help style a photo shoot to promote a big charity bash. The deal was that all the stars would wear their own clothes, but the organizers wanted me to check out what everyone was wearing so the stars didn't clash with one another. When I arrived at the actress's house, she sent her assistant down to show me some of the things she wanted to wear. Nothing was right. The assistant came back down with this amazing wool coat, which still had the tags on it. Her assistant said that the actress wanted me to buy it for her! I tried to explain that nobody was getting free stuff - after all, this was a charity event. It was summer in Los Angeles, so a wool coat wouldn't work anyway, but she refused to wear anything other than the coat and kept demanding that I pay for it. I left and called the head of the charity, and they disinvited her."

DINNER, WITH A SIDE OF BITCH - the victim An Ex-Waitress at a Hip West Hollywood Eatery "You call her Bitchy Girl? Believe me, that's tame compared to what we used to call her at the restaraunt. She'd come in with her boyfriend de jour and always cause a huge scene. She thought she was too good to speak to the waitstaff, so she would force her boyfriend to order for her. Then she would lay into her boyfriend about something silly, and he would get embarrassed and start yelling back at her. When she was through with him, she'd start with us. I swear we always treated her like a queen, but I can't tell you how many times she accused one of us of slighting her in some way. She'd go berserk, making a total scene just to make us look bad. We hated her."

FLIRTING WITH DISASTER - the victim A Heartbroken Ex-Friend "My friend used to be friends with the actress. She had just broken up with a guy she was wild about, and the actress was initially very sympathetic. Then they went to a party together, and the offending guy was there. My friend wanted to leave, but the actress convinced her to stay, at which point she flirted with the guy and kissed him! My friend freaked. The once-sympathetic actress then told my friend to grow up and get over it. They never spoke again."
BREAKFAST FREAKOUT - the victim An Innocent Waitress "The actress was eating with a bunch of friendss at the restaraunt where I worked. She asked for a loose omelette, and when I brought out all of their food, I told the actress that if it was too dry, I would have the chef make her another one. She took one bite, threw the omelette on the floor, and started screaming at me. Everyone else was so mortified about how she had treated me that they left me a huge tip. On her way out, the bitchy actresss picked up the tip, ripped all the bills in half, and them stormed out."

SNEAKY DRUG RAID - the victim A Former Assistant "I had been working for the actress for about three months when I broke my leg in a skiing accident. She has been away filming for most of that time, so I didn't really have to deal with her. When I broke my leg though, she called me up and went crazy, screaming about how I had to get crutches right away because she couldn't take care of herself without me. A few minutes after that call, she called me back and was sweet as sugar. She asked if she could come by and see me. Sure, I told her. She came and spent 20 minutes in my apartment. After she left, I noticed that all of my pain medication had mysteriously disappeared from my bathroom! I called and accused her of stealing it, but she denied it. I never went back to work for her."

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO - the victim Assistant to the Actress's Former Boyfriend "The actress dated my boss for about three months. He never thought it was that serious, and eventually he broke up with her. For the next three weeks, she called his house more than 100 times a day. You have no idea how that can drive you crazy. She'd leave these nasty messages, crying or yelling or threatening him. The only thing that finally got her to stop was when he threatened to call the police."

UNJUST ACCUSATION - the victim A Male Costar "I worked with the actress on one of her first films, when she was very young. I started in this business when I was young, too, so I felt protective of her. I made a point to watch out for her on the set, making sure she always knew her lines and that everyone was treating her well. But then one day, whenever I would try to talk to her on the set, she would walk away. A few days later, the producer called me into his office and told me that if I didn't leave the actress alone, they would have to replace me! I was absolutely speechless. I found out that she had told them I was hitting on her and making her uncomfortable. I have hated her since that moment." Rob Lowe

ONE WAY NOT TO GET A JOB IN HOLLYWOOD - the victim A Casting Director "I used to think she was a great actress, and I would call her in to read for parts all the time. For one reason or another, I was never able to cast her. I saw her at a restarant one night and went over to say hello. Usually actors are nice to me because they know that one day I'll get them a good part. But she acted like she didn't even know who I was. Some of her actor friends recognized me though and started talking to me. The actress was so insulted that someone was taking the attention away from her that she threw a drink in my face! I almost died. Now whenever her name comes up during a casting session, I mention how evil she is, and they never bring her up again. I will do anything to make sure she does not get a good part."

NOT-SO-FRIENDLY GESTURE - the victim A Former Pal "The actress and I were once really close. This was when we were both in our 20s and single, having the time of our lives. I had just done a movie, and for the first time in my life, I had some money. I bought the two of us these matching butter-yellow leather jackets. I used to leave mine in the back of my Jeep, and one day, it disappeared. I was really upset about it, but when I went to her place to whine, she just rolled her eyes. We ended up sort of growing apart, and a few months later, I ran into her while she was out with another friend. When I walked over to say hi, I immediately noticed that her new friend was wearing my jacket! I knew it was mine beause one of the sleeves had a weird rip in it from when I snagged it on something in my garage. I called her the next day and accused her of taking the jacket, and SHE threatened to call the cops on ME. She's so nasty that I kept my mouth closed - I was afraid of what she mght do to me if I pursued it."

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AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 2:52 AM

I don't know where you get you're information but they are stupid. Everybody knows Brittany Murphy and Winona were really good friends. Everybody's a fucking journalist these days! You are obviously just out to ruin someone! FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOG. I hope you get cancer, bitch!

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Lori BOctober 11, 2013 at 4:42 AM
are you for real? your like a caricature of a mean girl movie. i got my information from the link provided goofball! im not saying take it for heresay! if i ruin someone, well wow i have more power than i thought!!
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today

are you serious? it just fucking deleted everything i just wrote! everything!!!

why does it do that? anyways....heres the deal! i said moss kept saying porn or korn (wednesday night porn ((the sex awards)) tonight was supposed to be korn concert, but i thought we were going to do something tonight. last night ron ((i even saved it but apparently it didnt save anything!??!)

so hitting save doesnt even do anything...wtf

kristen ritter is a bee girl re-enforced she was on eric andre show and they had a segment involving bees

ok so last night ron kept mentioning rob zombie. tonight was going to be the first day of his horror nights (that i would of LOVED to of went too)...and i knew we were supposed to go if ron kept mentioning it. come on now!

last night katie left her charger here (i mentioned how her charger was all mangled and dirty and also jens iphone cell phone charger was too mine is still nice and new) mangy...

i was also going to walk to redbox and rent a movie to watch before i was going to take a shower and go to the rob zombie thing. moss woke up early i guess to see his jailbird or whatever...

i hate when he opens the fridge it smells like hot bologna we need to clean out the fridge. i threw out an opened can of olives that was in it. he just opened the fridge.

anyways, so i dropped off her charger, but she was like, oh i followed her to her studio (that she fixed up nice...smells like dogs tho. she has lots of dogs and cat in there) plus a kid she took up. she always takes up ppl tho.

well, if moss was so tired he ought to of been taking a nap while i was OUT!!! so katie was like, 'oh i need to go to the bank will you come with me?' (i told her to call bank and cancel her card)...so i was like yeah why not? i can always rent a movie another time...so we walked to the bank of america. she got out money (tellers werent really working with her dont feel like explaining tho) after i guess she was hungry we stopped at umami burger (looked at free people...some of their clothes look like homeless garb but i admit i do like some of the clothes but free people is very expensive! ((urban outfitters)))...

we split a burger (good burger!) and i had fries little doggy was w us i just forgot brady!

then she needed to go back to the bank to put the cash she took out back in maybe she just wanted food but i was good and full and i was able to think and i wanted to head back so i can get a shower and figure out about tonight instead i had to follow her back to the bank while she found a new subject or the same subject rehashed its funny but she reminds me of moss in alot of ways (i told him this too and he thinks it funny) those two should date!


yeah so then we walked back to the avalon so she can ask them again about her purse (understandable) oh and moss was concerned that she lost it) but i wanted to head back then i had to go with her to cvs so she could get a plunger.

eventually i got home and moss seemed to say he was tired and i kept saying, 'so whats the plan?' because i would of taken a shower but then he fell asleep and i actually fell asleep. moss said it wasnt definate if rob was going to be there and it was in pomona

glass half empty super disappointed except lori except

i was super disappointed when moss was like 'yes rob zombie was there tonight'...

i knew he was going to be! ron kept telling us he was and i had it in my head we were going to go, but moss kept saying he didnt want to pay for gas to get there. he knew i wanted to go. he said it was a 90 minute ride (he didnt say both ways...meaning only about what...45 minute ride one way? he just didnt want to go. moss bad MOSS DID BAD TONIGHT >:(

yeah i know moss does alot for me, im just sulking because for once i was super disappointed :( i would of had fun tonight and i would of had good pics im sure, with rob and posted them instead i post how disappointed i am looking like some sort of satanic fame chaser (i just like the halloweeny stuff and i like rob zombie idk)

erghh moss!!! you knew that would of been EXCEPT HE WAS SUPER TIRED LORI! he didnt want to spend gas money

i dont know? watched breaking bad episodes the one with kristen ritter and later on the eric andre show she was on it and then a skit with bees (not sure if that is on this one or the one that disappeared)

i am typing super slow now and i cant save because it says revert to draft. i was tired too tho and i fell asleep.

i dont know what i am going to do tomorrow night but tonight could of been celebrity thursday!!! oh whatever tomorrow night better not be hollywood blvd friday or try to find something to do friday. if we would of went to pomona tonight, i would have no problem staying home and watching breaking bad. you know what i mean tho?



moss doesnt get it tho.  am i forgetting something? probably but im gonna print this.

sex awards!

oh my goodness. so ron invited moss and i to go to the sex awards, where he was honored some sort of award, for lifetime acheivement award in porn? i dont know!?? LOL

so yeah...oh yeah, yesterday i also went to talk to dr judy again. she keeps telling me to stay away from mike and stuff. oh i dont know....moss was in the room for a bit too and hes like, 'yeah hes dangerous'. hes not going to kill me! geesh

anyways...i thought the red carpet for that awards would be at 630 because that is what ron told us??? so i put my makeup on before dr judy but of course it was 830....so i had time to chill and relax but i didnt eat a good meal i just had a corn dog before dr judy.

oh yeah jennifer went home yesterday. i was telling moss she needs to start hurrying if she doesnt want to miss her flight and he didnt even tell her, like he didnt care if she missed her flight!??! 

he was giving her a ride to the airport but i dont think she realized she needs to get there and hour before..an

so anyways i put on some makeup and fake eyelashes and wore that leopard shirt that makes me look wide..(i dont have anything to wear) and my hair is so lank i dont have rollers or anything to make my hair look nice....i dont look polished. i dont care tho whatever!??!

moss invited katie to go too, so after i got ready it was actually 9pm (we missed the red carpet at 830) and i thought we could go and katie could just meet us there?

well no we went to katies and waited around for her for about 20 minutes, where she was full of drama, talking about taking care of this guys little doggies because his wife turned out to be a prostitute/porn star (whaaa!??!) also, what does that mean? because shes a porn star she cant take care of animals? i didnt ask her...im always nice to katie but she always makes backhanded comments like that. so moss wanted to go out the back way, which the door was locked so we all had to walk around the front of the building anyways...(ergh moss does it again!) ha! im sorry im joking but it was cold out last night! i didnt want to wear a dress because it was cold so i just wore my sandy grease pants and my faux leather motorcycle jacket and the leopard print shirt that makes me feel wide. i wasnt going to drink but moss suggested it, saying katie and i should have drinks before leaving. well since katie never showed up here i didnt bother making myself a drink. i usually drink BEER since i have been out here its been mixed drinks! and moss is kind of interested in katie because she likes him. katie is a nice girl but she needs to relax and not be so dramatic!!! where am i? oh yeah so we were about to leave and she kept saying she needed breath mints so she said she will catch up to us. we just walked to the avalon ourselves fuck waiting around!??! so we missed the red carpet but we caught some of the awards. that james deen guy won an award. i dont know? asa azira? porn ppl...i started taking pics and freak it, i posted them on facebook. yeah i know i have my christian family on my fb...but...i mean, we were there because of ron basically. katie was like, 'if you play your cards right, you could be up there' (on the stage as a porn star)...
yeah, thats really what i want to do...nothing against porn stars, but i know i can if i wanted to. if i wanted to i would of been a porn star ugh katie. she could be a porn star!?? whatever. she went outside so i was like, 'oh she missed her favorite part, the best girl girl couple!' i told her that i was joking too! see i can make jokes too!

and we took some pics and she cant even smile its like she has to try to smile but it ends up looking all forced and awkward. oh there was an after party so we went to that, but she needed a cigarette. even tho you could smoke in the one section. i had a long island iced tea prior i was done with that. katie is so crazy tho. she ended up back upstairs and saying some photographer has her purse! i guess she gave it to him to hold so he can take a picture and then he walked off. who does that? who just walks off with your purse!???! that is not professional at all! so almost all night it was katie telling everyone she lost her purse. i told her to try and get the credentials or every photog there but then..come to think of it, i am not even sure she might of had a purse??? hmm...im sure she did tho. ugh katie! always keep your purse on you!! oh yeah, the david spade lookalike bartender is still there at avalon. lol! so yeah and she was always taking off i felt like i was babysitting a chicken running around. i know, im being mean...but man! it gets real annoying!!! she name drops too telling everyone im friends with ron jeremy (everyone is!) but yeah ppl asked me if i was in the industry im like, 'no'. if i was hopefully i would look a bit more polished with a smaller frame and maybe breast implants and hair extensions, and well applied false eyelashes (i dont know how to do that stuff)...and heels! good heels!! but im glad i look the way i do im me! IM ME!!! if you dont like it, honestly i dont care!! 

moss got me a beer (why a beer!?? i was in mixed drink mode) but katie ended up drinking that down in one shot. lol!!!!!!!!!!!! somehow i got more drinks throughout the night tho. oh yeah one guy (who was wearing a shirt with an EYE on it) started talking to me and gave me his card. i took note of the shirt. hmmmmm.....:/

i ended up talking to alot of ppl, porn stars, porn directors, their manager/handlers, sunny lane, evan stone (funny guy reminds me of um...robin williams for some reason)...marty and the hypnotist magician whatever he is they are always at those parties....ron of course....blah blahhh 

so anyways....ron actually dropped katie and i back at moss' where katie was getting in bed with moss (they didnt do anything ha!) what a crazy night tho...wow! i was thinking about relaxing tonight but i know theres a korn concert tonight or a rob zombie thing?? id like to meet rob zombie of course!!! 

bye have a wonderful day! (oh yeah moss didnt care again, that katie couldnt find her purse instead he kept telling her to make sure i got home ok...after she said she lost her purse! lol!)