i got played

oh my gosh! i feel like such an idiot! i'll explain. so...here is how it all started. today was a very slow day...boring day blah blah blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wasnt sure what to do!?? couldn't think properly!??? who knows...moss and i went to mulberry street (idk? i was hungry but thats fine) so yeah...i instagram'd a pic of pizza! while on instagram, i kept seeing SOPHIA VERGARA instagramming about the movie premiere for machete kills. oh, the glamour! the ritz!! the EXCITEMENT!!! (say it in her accent)...so, i was thinking to myself, maybe michelle is there??? i think she is in the movie? i felt like perhaps i can get in??? perhaps??? idk, worth a try, right? so....i safari'd machete kills LA premiere...and I found out where it was going to be. Since I have been having luck with the LA parties (and with Eddie always getting in) I figured I could figure out a way to get in!???? Yes, I would of! So we hurried back here, and I googled it. I saw EXCITING (wow i really am getting overly excited about hollywood!?! stars in my eyes) so yeah, here are a few samples of what i saw when i googled LA premiere machete kills

http://gossipcenter.com/machete-kills/%E2%80%9Cmachete-kills%E2%80%9D-premiere-attracts-some-biggest-names-business-936167

AND....

http://inagist.com/all/385549951167893504/    (lady gaga might make an appearance!!!)

i guess you can say, i am getting awestruck! especially if one of the most wackiest, mind-controlled wacky ones, LADY GAGA!!!!! might make an appearance!???! geez!

damn! you know, i got SERVED!!! huh!???!

hmm....so when we got back i was looking every where for my phone USB thing....(in case i could of gotten pics with MEL GIBSON! PARIS HILTON!!! you know....LADY GAGA!!! (oh no!! bites nails! im becoming like an EDDIE AND MINDY!!!??))

ehhhh

i got home...that new years eve movie was on. guess who i hear. sophia vergara. i thought...oh! ok! its a sign! im S'POSTA be there!!! so and i got ready. she wore a dress so i put one on. i originally wore my black tight sweatpant things and a flannel (comfy but cool enough??? eh....) instead i put on a cheap DEB dress....and looked TOTALLY amatuerish...and i felt like that. when we got there....i was getting annoyed at her taking pics of everything, looking touristy...checking her phone, smoking cigarettes. i seen a girl walk by, with her jacket covering up one of the eyes, so that ONE eye was exposed. i knew to be on the look-out...

so....a gaggle of photographers and tourist types...maybe some paparazzi...were standing behind a roped off area...i guess waiting to see the stars?? (oh my gosh the one who took the pics even told me he doesn't care much for celebs) and look at me!???
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ok...so i totatlly got served (and american dad has to be the one where he says 'totally' like a bunch of different times!?!?)

i felt so lame tho!?? standing around....trying to get into that after party....and why??? the red carpet was at the movie theater...lou diamond phillips came out and he got a pic with him. i felt so lame tho....standing around outside. the one photographer taken the pic with his camera. it was a good pic.

then.....jennifer kept saying, 'who is that? who is that?'

i looked. i just saw a normal looking guy, one that could pass as one of those waiting around. i was like, "hes nobody" (i was mostly annoyed for some reason....idk) oh before i go on, maybe i will post it here. eddie posted a pic of mindy with marilyn manson. hes TOTALLY mocking her! REMEMBER uh...how i said they stuck their SYNC! ON AMERICAN DAD IT SAID NOSE...noses in the air!??! ok, well..look at the pic MM is doing with mindy!???!

hes mocking her!! oh my gosh! ha! hes pointing to his nose!??? i mean...its MM that is how he is!?? i saw eddie with pics with bono etc...you know...i always think..eh so what? i mean, they have LOTS of pics w the stars...
iend um...um.................UM (i heard a loud rhino yawn from moss in the other room and i just deleted a paragraph)

deep breath....

it just deleted AGAIN!!! moss yawned a rhino yawn and made me delete it the first time...and just now it deleted a second time...

back to jason mewes...

she was like 'whos he whos he?" i saw him...looked like one of the people gathered around...the fans. i said, 'oh hes nobody' she was like, 'then why are they all taking pics with him?'

i learned it was jason mewes (jay and silent bob) but from being distracted and annoyed (jennifer checking her phone, taking pics like a tourist, smoking cigarettes) i also felt foolish for going down there because i followed a trail of breadcrumbs to basically be another one of those people tourists hoping to get a pic of whatever celeb they saw. jay seemed real cool and real real....so real that i was rude to him! instead of saying JAY!!! I LOVE YOUR MOVIES (which i do! i mean, what nerd doesnt love jay and silent bob? mallrats? clerks!???! come on now!!!) , i went, i asked him if he can help us get into that party!?? wtf!!!?? but he was totally cool


he was so normal....he was by himself and just left by himself. maybe we could of even chilled with him!?? (but the photographer took a pic with his phone. i was thinking he had a good camera and was going to post in on like, wireimage or something??? i dont know....) moss is like 'hes been through alot you should read what hes been through...(heroin) thats what moss says...still, he was so normal, and all i cared about was getting into that party so i can take a pic with lady gaga (who never even showed up) neither did michelle, i dont think?

i dont think we could of hung out with him...but he was nice and normal. maybe i could of asked him questions tho??? its like what my friend of facebook told me, i am getting too excited...starstruck even. they do monitor convos...on facebook. i saw an eye on that girls shirt. this was a test. this was me getting SERVED (by the staples center too mind you)

so yeah........

then ruben and his 3 GUY friends showed up. i knew we wouldnt get in. it was lame. they came back from a concert. jen was getting restless. we tried to get a drink at this busy place. RUSH started playing (getty lee...i mean, general lee)

it was all set up! huh??? to make me look foolish, just like another eddie and mindy...alright! alright!!

and jason mewes is a comic con kind of guy. he was totally normal....FACE PALM

also, i posted HIS pic on fb, and i got more likes and responses then say...bryan cranston actually....

wow go figure....