Ok, so I will write about this Vegas trip, finally. I flew out Jan 15th. I worked till 3 am, then, without much sleep, my parents drove me to Newark airport. My flight was at 1pm. I got there with plenty of time. I had my own row on the plane. It was nice and comfy. I like having my own row. Layover in Denver, where I had some crispy tuna sushi. I sat next to people on the next flight, I forget who tho. I think I was by the window?? Or, yeah, I had to pee so bad but I waited till we landed. Ughh...so, finally I landed. WoO! Where is Moss? 5 minutes, he tells me. I will be there in 5 minutes. So then I see him pull up, just like yesterday, landing at LAX or wherever. A sense of relief..?? So we drive through the Vegas Lights...but not through the strip because we are going to Hard Rock casino, which is right on the edge. We get to the casino, and I walk through, tired and beat, but excited. This is my first trip, in 2 years. My first plane trip. He asks me, "Same as the Sands right?" I was like, 'it's a casino, idk!??" anyways, we went to the room, and I set my stuff down and try to adjust, and Brandon walks in all confident and smiley. "Lori!" and gives me a hug. So the plan was...Eddie Griffin! So I got ready a bit, changed. I forget what I wore. I didn't have money to really buy nice outfits, but I wore something??? I don't remember. We went to the casino he was performing at, I forget where. With Moss, everything is stressful. I said hi to Viv, when she came to our room, and we all went down through the casino to valet, and Moss got the car. So, when we got to the casino, Brandon asks Viv and I if we want a drink at this unique little bar. Sure!? Why not. Even tho I was jet lagged, I had a gin and tonic, while Brandon tried to impress the bartender with some magic trick. Moss found us and was questioning why we were in the bar. HA!???! Viv did not have a drink. Eddie Murphy was funny, and the drink made me LOL a bunch of times. Brandon bought us another drink, and it was all good. I was starting to feel happy and excited about being in VEGAS!! So, we got a picture.
What the heck was I wearing? BORING! So, after that, we went to meet Ron at Sapphire Strip club. We did not find it, but we all sat down at a table where the entertainers came around because they wanted money I guess. Lap dances? Who knows...it was pretty boring for me tho. I actually do not enjoy going to the strip clubs with the group, because it's just, not fun for me. I do like going to strip clubs, but that's if I'm doing it rock star style, ya know?
So we found the part where they were doing Porn Star comedy, and Katie Rogers, (I think??), Price? Idk, and Nina Hartley, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy etc did comedy bits. It was ok, but I was so tired, and these acts didn't have the same pull as Eddie Griffin did. Plus I switched to water, since Brandon was out somewhere getting lapdances or who knows what. I don't know, but it was late and we lost Brandon and moss, so viv and i tried to look for them. Turns out, Moss was out trying to swipe a snipe, but finally we were able to get back to hard rock. viv was upset since she could not get a hold of ron, and she was staying in his room. well, eventually i tried to sleep, and viv slept on the couch. brandon was out and about in the casino. finally i guess ron got a hold of viv and she went to the room.
later that night, maybe 3 or 4am, brandon come back into the room, (he slept on the couch, moss got one big bed for some reason he NEVER gets two beds. i would of slept on the couch, but brandon was there. im glad he was there tho, but still..i dont like sleeping next to anyone). we had a suite too, so we had a living area room and then another room. brandon was shouting, WHAT THE FUCK!??! I CANT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!?? in his drunken shouts, apparently he lost 2k. so he decides to go back out to win it back. an hour later, WHAT THE FUCK!??! he lost more money! I think it happened one more time. im not really sure how much money he lost, but finally he went to sleep.
but he was up bright and early next day, ready to start the day. so we go out to eat at dennys. i had something to eat, forget now. it was good tho. and a spicy bacon. moss took a pic of me in front of a pancake for some reason...
after that we stopped at a pinball place, full of retro pinball machines. we dicked around in there a bit, HA idk..but yeah...then we went back to hard rock since brandon and i were still tired. i just need a power nap.
so then after that, we were supposed to meet ron for convention badges. i think we watched some of the inauguration. well i watched it that morning, and the rest of the events were going on as well. we went to meet brandons friends who flew in, dan and sandy (>??) i think thats their names, at pink taco. so i had a margarita and they had dinner. i wasnt hungry i feel we just ate? they seemed cool. we were all going to go to see Carrot Top later. Moss came and met us. Oh yeah, we saw Ron when he gave us the badges. Viv was with him all dolled up. After Pink Taco, I think we all went up to the room or something. There was a cart from earlier with a bottle of grey goose and moss had some stuff too, fireball. there was also artichokes and hummus and pita and olives. i think we had a drink before carrot top. by the time we went to see carrot top, i was pretty buzzed, and i had to pee so bad. i went to find a bathroom and lost them. i couldnt find my way back to the lobby. i panicked and started crying, well, i was pretty drunk...but finally i got ahold of moss and we all found each other. then we went to carrot top, but first, brandon or dan or someone bought us drinks. when brandon asked me what kind of drink i wanted, i said, 'sledgehammer!" its because that song was stuck in my head all that day, and i played that song before we met his friends and went out. oh, yeah i think we met up with them rather then us all in the suite. doesnt matter. carrot top was good, but he does this thing where he plays clips of songs, and when i drink, i really like to listen to music, so i feel like all those clips of songs were a TEASE! oh yeah, they got us a better seat too! we were in the back but then they escorted us to a better row, its because i was talking to the people who work there since i kept having to run to the bathroom because i was drinking and i pee alot when i drink. carrottop has this song, "and i will walk 500 miles' its a joke he always uses about how it feels like that song when one attempts to walk the strip in vegas. so...yeah. after the show...we went back to hard rock. i think that is when we all chilled in the room. i dont know. hmm....i think...yeah, we went back and brandons friends like weed, oh kay...so, despite what it sounds like , i was not blackout drunk. i was just...drunk but i could still function. so moss invited his friend ace over, and he brought some of his friends, 2 girls, i believe. i was talking to one of the girls who reminded me of the spider from rocky horror picture show or something..idk? i took a pic of her. i;ll include it once i get it off my tablet. then, somehow i ended up with dan and sandy in a hotel room, where everyone was smoking pot. i had some. it started to get boring tho, and i didnt know where moss or brandon was. i smoked a bit from this gold wrapped joint. i think they were in the casino? i totally forget. but that was all friday night. saturday...we wanted breakfast. i thought dennys again but brandon wanted to do this video clip. i have it. its on that short vegas sort of video i made. i'd add it here but its not really my clip, so kinda weird. it was nice and sunny out.
we ended up going to some boring coffee shop for breakfast. ugh..who wants to go to a coffee shop for breakfast? a place where they sell sandwich wraps and what not. i just had a bagel. after that, we went back to hard rock. i tried to sleep some but couldnt. i didnt want to walk around the busy craziness of the casino, so i went back upstairs to the room, and had some of those artichokes and smoked a bit of a joint someone left. i also walked around the convention a bit. moss and i played craps too. i won 30.00 but then lost 15.00.
dicked around, or shall i say, dildoe'd around HA idk...but i went back upstairs, oh yeah, i went upstairs after convention to smoke and look outside since it was beautiful outside. then i wanted to find moss and he was still in the convention. i reminded him about the time, since he had to go drive out to get his flower for his zoot suit. i also needed time to put on makeup later.
so finally we went to get the flower from his shop. those people are from another country, i forget where now. they thought moss is a funny character, and he always ask for two carnations. he gave it to him for free. moss hands out odd tips, like a pack of crisp dollars, you know how post-its are sticky and that? well, he has dollars that are able to pull out like a post it. or he has old bills that still have the blue lettering on it, or he has 2 dollar bills....it gets so annoying to hear after a while.
i was so hungry, so we stopped at in and out burger. when we got back to the room, and i was alone, i did a mukbang. its on the youtube channel. then i got ready. its also on the youtube channel! so....what else...?? oh, the awards show. ok so...i was supposed to go on red carpet with ron so he would get me in, but right before i went to meet ron and viv at the room, we met some people who gave moss an extra ticket for the show. moss gave it to me to put in my purse, just in case. so i was so nervous about going on the red carpet, since i knew i just looked average, compared to the hot porn stars there!! and i knew people would be like, 'why is she there?" so when i met ron and viv, i had to wait in the room while ron got ready. he was in the bathroom and i sat on a bed and waited. viv was in the other bed. they dont sleep together. she just stays there and hangs out with ron. he put on a mismatching suit, and the pants went up right around his belly. ha.
finally we walked down to where the red carpet was. PT 2 will come later. im sick of typing!!!
Pt. 2 tomorrow! or the next chance i have time too post! stay tuned
