so yeah...oh yeah, yesterday i also went to talk to dr judy again. she keeps telling me to stay away from mike and stuff. oh i dont know....moss was in the room for a bit too and hes like, 'yeah hes dangerous'. hes not going to kill me! geesh
anyways...i thought the red carpet for that awards would be at 630 because that is what ron told us??? so i put my makeup on before dr judy but of course it was 830....so i had time to chill and relax but i didnt eat a good meal i just had a corn dog before dr judy.
oh yeah jennifer went home yesterday. i was telling moss she needs to start hurrying if she doesnt want to miss her flight and he didnt even tell her, like he didnt care if she missed her flight!??!
he was giving her a ride to the airport but i dont think she realized she needs to get there and hour before..an
so anyways i put on some makeup and fake eyelashes and wore that leopard shirt that makes me look wide..(i dont have anything to wear) and my hair is so lank i dont have rollers or anything to make my hair look nice....i dont look polished. i dont care tho whatever!??!
moss invited katie to go too, so after i got ready it was actually 9pm (we missed the red carpet at 830) and i thought we could go and katie could just meet us there?
well no we went to katies and waited around for her for about 20 minutes, where she was full of drama, talking about taking care of this guys little doggies because his wife turned out to be a prostitute/porn star (whaaa!??!) also, what does that mean? because shes a porn star she cant take care of animals? i didnt ask her...im always nice to katie but she always makes backhanded comments like that. so moss wanted to go out the back way, which the door was locked so we all had to walk around the front of the building anyways...(ergh moss does it again!) ha! im sorry im joking but it was cold out last night! i didnt want to wear a dress because it was cold so i just wore my sandy grease pants and my faux leather motorcycle jacket and the leopard print shirt that makes me feel wide. i wasnt going to drink but moss suggested it, saying katie and i should have drinks before leaving. well since katie never showed up here i didnt bother making myself a drink. i usually drink BEER since i have been out here its been mixed drinks! and moss is kind of interested in katie because she likes him. katie is a nice girl but she needs to relax and not be so dramatic!!! where am i? oh yeah so we were about to leave and she kept saying she needed breath mints so she said she will catch up to us. we just walked to the avalon ourselves fuck waiting around!??! so we missed the red carpet but we caught some of the awards. that james deen guy won an award. i dont know? asa azira? porn ppl...i started taking pics and freak it, i posted them on facebook. yeah i know i have my christian family on my fb...but...i mean, we were there because of ron basically. katie was like, 'if you play your cards right, you could be up there' (on the stage as a porn star)...
yeah, thats really what i want to do...nothing against porn stars, but i know i can if i wanted to. if i wanted to i would of been a porn star ugh katie. she could be a porn star!?? whatever. she went outside so i was like, 'oh she missed her favorite part, the best girl girl couple!' i told her that i was joking too! see i can make jokes too!
and we took some pics and she cant even smile its like she has to try to smile but it ends up looking all forced and awkward. oh there was an after party so we went to that, but she needed a cigarette. even tho you could smoke in the one section. i had a long island iced tea prior i was done with that. katie is so crazy tho. she ended up back upstairs and saying some photographer has her purse! i guess she gave it to him to hold so he can take a picture and then he walked off. who does that? who just walks off with your purse!???! that is not professional at all! so almost all night it was katie telling everyone she lost her purse. i told her to try and get the credentials or every photog there but then..come to think of it, i am not even sure she might of had a purse??? hmm...im sure she did tho. ugh katie! always keep your purse on you!! oh yeah, the david spade lookalike bartender is still there at avalon. lol! so yeah and she was always taking off i felt like i was babysitting a chicken running around. i know, im being mean...but man! it gets real annoying!!! she name drops too telling everyone im friends with ron jeremy (everyone is!) but yeah ppl asked me if i was in the industry im like, 'no'. if i was hopefully i would look a bit more polished with a smaller frame and maybe breast implants and hair extensions, and well applied false eyelashes (i dont know how to do that stuff)...and heels! good heels!! but im glad i look the way i do im me! IM ME!!! if you dont like it, honestly i dont care!!
moss got me a beer (why a beer!?? i was in mixed drink mode) but katie ended up drinking that down in one shot. lol!!!!!!!!!!!! somehow i got more drinks throughout the night tho. oh yeah one guy (who was wearing a shirt with an EYE on it) started talking to me and gave me his card. i took note of the shirt. hmmmmm.....:/
i ended up talking to alot of ppl, porn stars, porn directors, their manager/handlers, sunny lane, evan stone (funny guy reminds me of um...robin williams for some reason)...marty and the hypnotist magician whatever he is they are always at those parties....ron of course....blah blahhh
so anyways....ron actually dropped katie and i back at moss' where katie was getting in bed with moss (they didnt do anything ha!) what a crazy night tho...wow! i was thinking about relaxing tonight but i know theres a korn concert tonight or a rob zombie thing?? id like to meet rob zombie of course!!!
bye have a wonderful day! (oh yeah moss didnt care again, that katie couldnt find her purse instead he kept telling her to make sure i got home ok...after she said she lost her purse! lol!)
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