whoa where did thedirty.com go!??

check it out...homeland security took over!??

https://thedirty.com/


is this for real or is this an episode of law and order? i've never seen anything like it!?? HUHHHH!??

example of a synchronicity....

example of a synchronicity.....so, i was watching tv and this commercial comes on. i see the guy in overalls, and i was thinking, 'i should get a new pair of dungarees (or overalls, if ya aint hick)...anyways, then i noticed the word...if you do not see it, you just do not have the ability to pick up on synchronicities my friend. lo sciento. or this could of been intentional, so, and example of subliminals.

moss sent me the link to the truck commercial where they were talking about getting poisoned. the guy saying it was wearing, overalls!!!

so, maybe i look hot in overalls! HAAAAA..i love overalls tho (yesterday when i was reading , satisfaction, from that picture, another commercial said satisfaction. it makes me think of that old myspacey video 'satisfaction' with all those bouncy females...oh abigail ratchford is HOT! even tho she is on the dirty all the time, also going to make a blog about another girl who comments all the damn time, trisha something i cant think right now....not paytas..ahh, i have more time to blog this weekend tho)

the highest OVERALL
heres the commercial btw:

i do not think my job realizes, when i get off of sasi, im out. i am ready to live life again, MY life! i am ready to take a trip and feel alive. i am done. im done with this....everything. its spring time. things are moving ahead, albeit slowly...but they are moving ahead. the lawyer says he can put in a movement to have me off probation early, so probably next year, but sasi..i need to get off of it. i dont drink and i never failed a test.

i am just saving up money

so, i have to ask, who are you? what right do you have reading my  blog? oh i guess it is public huh?

well, just because you read my blog does not mean that you know me or ever will so read away...

heh....whatever

ridiculous

thoughts

Oh my gosh, this m&M is doing a 'goatse' and if you do not know what that is, google it....

speaking of gross things, some poop story that a 'hot girl' told went viral this week. she tweeted some txt msgs she sent her sister. she was on a date and she went to his house, where she had to poop real bad and so she went in his bathroom and it would not flush, so she fished it out and wrapped it in toilet paper and stuck it in her purse.

later she heard him flush the toilet so she went back and put her poop back in the toilet and flushed it. i saw it on cheezburger site and everyone laughed at the story, calling to cool and funny and tagging their friends in it. it is NOT cutesy or darling or any of that...a hot chick telling a poop story. no, that is nasty! putting it in her purse!?? just because it was wrapped up in toilet paper, does not mean that it stopped any germs from getting anywhere. poop is weird she might of even had a peice of it on her clothes somewhere, (if the story is even true)....

her purse was probably filled with invisible fecal bacteria as well. anyways...oh my gosh

also watching this tiny house show, why on earth would a family of 6 want to move into such a small house!?? i mean, i can see one person living in a tiny house, but a family of 6!??!


most of these houses cost as much as a normal house too.

i am so hungry!????

one more thing, katt williams still made the choice to slap a kid, punch him in the face, whatever...those were his actions, so  it does not matter if he is 'anti illuminati' he still punched a kid in the face. he was still accused of witchcraft and abuse on a woman....whats up with that? or maybe witchcraft IS involved, just not him doing it?

i dont know

tattoo idea

ireland trip

i need to get off sasi! i just...i cant do this anymore...the nothing! the nothingness. dui was 2 years ago! can i just get over it!?? i dont even drink anymore. i am planning on writing about my experience, but why must probation be so long, its not that tho, but its this fucking sasi bullshit!?? i hate it. piss in a cup every damn week. i havent went on a legit trip in a while.

i have been looking into travelling to ireland. i would love to do it. wheres my partner in crime!?? i need a travel buddy! i miss travelling so much!!!

https://www.greatvaluevacations.com/vacations/luxury-irish-villa-vacation?duration=6

Explore the southwest of Ireland for 6 or 8 nights at the 5-star Adare Manor in a private villa. Take day-trips to the Cliffs of Moher, the Ring of Kerry or Galway- the choice is yours!

What Makes it Great

• Travel to the beautiful and green Emerald Isle!
• A self-drive vacation allows you to create your very own itinerary.
• Take a day-trip to the Cliffs of Moher!
• Forget the stress of packing and unpacking with a home base at Adare.
• Explore the traditional Irish village of Adare.

What's Included

• Round-trip economy class airfare to Dublin (DUB)
• Manual shift full size car rental for duration (automatic available for additional cost; inquire at time of booking)
• 6 nights in Adare at the Adare Manor Villa (3-bedroom villa, self-catering)

The 5-star Adare Manor Villas are an ideal home base for a vacation to Ireland. The Villas are self-catering, spacious and include a list of amenities to make guests feel at home. This vacation package provides guests with a bit of privacy and independence with a stay in a private 3-bedroom villa.  You will have a rental car for the duration of your trip, so you will be able to make several day-trips to sights such as the Cliffs of Moher, the Ring of Kerry and the Blarney Stone.

Kindly note: Adare Manor is currently closed for renovations, and it is estimated to reopen in the second half of 2017. For passengers staying at Adare Villas, there will be no access to the Main Manor House, the Club House, golf course, the spa, or any onsite activities during that time. However, Adare Village offers lots of restaurants, shops and activities for you to enjoy during your stay at Adare Villas.

What I am looking for in a mate, (sounds so stupid haha)...but seriously, i need to find my partner in crime. I really would like to get married and have kids within the next 5 years. that is my goal. anyways, without sounding all cheesy...i just want to write what i am looking for:

I am looking for someone to be adventurous. Someone to go on trips with, even day trips. Exploring. Someone who would like to create and make movies, (for youtube etc)...someone who wants to go to museums and planetariums, disney world, 4 wheeling and motorcycle (want someone with a motorcycle!) um....

i want to get a house in the country. love the country. someone who likes to have mimosas at brunch. someone who wants to do wine tasting.

someone who is funny and good tempered, has a good personality. easy to talk too. someone who does want kids.

i mean, can i meet someone like this wth!??? 

of course, i am way to lazy to attempt to on sites like plenty of fish etc. i have not logged into there in so long, and when i do, i just do not have the patience to check out anyones profile there. i am more about meeting someone in real life, and feeling some sort of attraction. havent had that in so long!??!?