Saturday, October 17, 2015

more jokes

oh fall..........its the time where parents will be posting pics with their kids at pumpkin patches. one of the joys of being a parent is that you can take your kids to pumpkin patches, corn mazes, and petting zoos! (i want to post this on fb but i aint gonna)....

((because thats all fb is consumed with during these season!) when i finally have a kid im gonna take them to the pumpkin patch and i am going to be like, 'i always wanted a kid, so now i can finally share a pick of my kid at the pumpkin patch!'

also...another thing, why do daily fb posters suddenly go quiet? its like, they yabber yabber yabber away for months straight, then you just notice, 'gee i haven't seen this persons post in a while?" then you go to find them and you see, Add Friend...sonofabitch muthafucka unfriended me!??!!

((i need to come up with more jokes...i have a few more so i can make a youtube video to share

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