She did one on Claire Danes. Now, this one...THIS is NOT A REAL FEMALE! i mean, look at the pictures!?
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Reese Witherspoon Transvestigation
what a breath of fresh air. reese witherspoon. she reminds me of my cousin kim, somewhat, and my cousin sarah (kims sisters) little daughter hazel, whom we actually just saw today. hazel looks like a mini reese witherspoon actually. hazel has a big skull too, but she is a girl and no, my cousin would not transverse her (unless doctors do it unbeknownst)....INVESTIGATE YOUR DOCTORS, so they wont transvestigate! sigh. its good to see REAL MEN not these femme hollywood men. she says reese is a real female, well, i hope so! i mean....i don't know anymore. real females are great tho! and real men! TONY THE TIGER!
Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Christina Aguilera is a man
ew you can see her..freakin..adams apple and shit. and no she DOES NOT HAVE HIPS!! man oh mann
Sunday, July 8, 2018
#wanderlust
Travel vlogger and instagrammers were killed the other day, when they slipped off a waterfall. I never saw these people before, and the article had a link to the one guys instagram. PER. FECT. LIFE. so many youtubers, instas, etc...capture the perfect life. they use the best cameras, recordings, the best drone cameras, all of it. they encapsulate perfect images, visiting countries such as Bali, Mexico, Indonesia, etc...they have perfect, young bodies. i mean, why is it so important to capture our memories, why is it so important to have the best stories? the best photos. life is meant to be lived, not to documented. i mean...idk, but his instagram, is envious. even tho the guy is dead now. https://www.instagram.com/rykergamble/ he is actually kind of cute, but you know how these big time youtuber types are, kind of annoying.
well anyways, today was that riverside party. i was looking forward to it. i don't go to parties anymore, and i figured it would be fun to go too. sometimes, yeah, i enjoy being around people outdoors, music, hot dogs, hamburgers, beer, fireworks, bonfire, etc. the thing was, i had to work till 5. i was not really able to find anyone to go with, and mike said he would want to go anyways. i was kind of like, ehh, i dont really want to go with mike, well i got out of work at 5, i gave debbie a ride to her house. she invited me to go swimming tomorrow at her house. but i came home, took a nap, then cooked some black bean and chicken taco type thing, then i got ready mike came over. mike...sigh. HES SO FUCKING BORING THO!! i remember, a time when i loved the summer. summers were exciting! fun! thrilling! i remember when i used to get excited to see my boyfriend..idk...i used to like listening to music while taking a shower, and then finding something to wear and doing my makeup etc. it was just fun, and i felt good and i liked when, say, dennis (for example) would pick me up. and we had fun. well, yes, i know im not in my 20s anymore. so its not a big issue to go out, but yeah, it is nice to do why not. well mike sees it as , "its not a big deal to go out." and he comes over and i ask him how my outfit looks, (which i changed anyways), he doesnt ever say anything , such as i look nice. hes a lug. so we drove to my parents house, so we could walk across the bridge to riverside. my parents were home so we went inside for a bit. then we headed on down. normally, i find a night like this exciting and adventurous. the summer air brings forth new wonder. i've always loved the summer. im a summer girl and i have always enjoyed summer nights. there is something very sexy and sensual and comforting about the summer, even tho it was quite cool tonight. comfy jeans and a hoodie would of been ideal. i just had jeans and a flannel. summer, summer, summer. they didnt check our bags, meaning i could of threw in some cans in my bag. it was 8.00 to get in, and i bought mike and i a beer, 5.00. why so expensive? usually a guy offers to buy a beer. anyways, there was a tent with food, hot dogs and what not. i saw a sign that said candied bacon, 3.00. i was like, "look mike, bacon!" he just mocks me and goes 'ooh' in a mocking tone. he always mocks me. i said, 'look at the stars mike!" (because the stars are always so nice and you can really see them in harmony and those parts, actually riverside is across the river) ...he says, 'ooh so what' in a mocking tone. ughh. like, i am a nature girl, im an outdoorsy girl, i love the stars, all of that. mike is not fun and he does not appreciate the same things i do. every time i mention camping to him, he never seems interested. he was in a bad mood too the whole time. i wanted to check out the band and he was complaining about bugs. he sensed i was upset so later he was like 'ok lets get it over with'. the party was cool. they had the whole outside open, tents with food, beer tents, lots of people, they had a band playing ozzy and throwback shit, the usual ya know? it could of been fun. could of. depending on the company. i used to go to parties and it was always fun being around people, plus you drink a bit and talk and meet other people. thats why i wanted to go to this party too, just to be around people, but mike was in a bad mood, (he also has to work early tomorrow)...he just..its always like that with him. i dont think i ever really had a good time with him. i told him, all my exes, well, i usually met them during the summer, and we always did so many fun things...ughh mike is not on the same page as i am. i cant with him. i told him this too. I CANT WITH HIM!!!
he doesnt understand me, he mocks me. he patted me on the back really hard and it hurt. im just...if i have a kid with him or marry him, i will be stuck and he just does not make me happy.
so around 10, he was like, 'if these fireworks dont start by 10, im going home' so i suggested walking back to the bridge and watching them from the bridge so we did that. but they werent starting. i was disappoint. it would of been romantic but no, not with mike who was bitching the whole time. he says i have an attitude, hes the one with the attitude! he cant even enjoy anything. no environment. so we headed back but by the time we reached the end of the train tracks, the fireworks started going back so i told mike im going back to watch them. he went back to his truck and i ran back to the tracks (there were teenage girls there). the one time there were loads of people on the bridge, drinking beer and smoking, but this time no one was there except for those girls. so i just watched them by myself. i tried to call my parents to come down and watch. as i was heading back i saw two people it was my parents. they were going to watch them from the bridge but it was over. oh well.
to be honest, im glad i didnt stay and drink too much, but just the point. like, i want to find someone with the same adventurous spirit as i have. shrug
my muscles hurt from my job. constantly lifting objects like 24 packs of water yeah it hurts.
well anyways, today was that riverside party. i was looking forward to it. i don't go to parties anymore, and i figured it would be fun to go too. sometimes, yeah, i enjoy being around people outdoors, music, hot dogs, hamburgers, beer, fireworks, bonfire, etc. the thing was, i had to work till 5. i was not really able to find anyone to go with, and mike said he would want to go anyways. i was kind of like, ehh, i dont really want to go with mike, well i got out of work at 5, i gave debbie a ride to her house. she invited me to go swimming tomorrow at her house. but i came home, took a nap, then cooked some black bean and chicken taco type thing, then i got ready mike came over. mike...sigh. HES SO FUCKING BORING THO!! i remember, a time when i loved the summer. summers were exciting! fun! thrilling! i remember when i used to get excited to see my boyfriend..idk...i used to like listening to music while taking a shower, and then finding something to wear and doing my makeup etc. it was just fun, and i felt good and i liked when, say, dennis (for example) would pick me up. and we had fun. well, yes, i know im not in my 20s anymore. so its not a big issue to go out, but yeah, it is nice to do why not. well mike sees it as , "its not a big deal to go out." and he comes over and i ask him how my outfit looks, (which i changed anyways), he doesnt ever say anything , such as i look nice. hes a lug. so we drove to my parents house, so we could walk across the bridge to riverside. my parents were home so we went inside for a bit. then we headed on down. normally, i find a night like this exciting and adventurous. the summer air brings forth new wonder. i've always loved the summer. im a summer girl and i have always enjoyed summer nights. there is something very sexy and sensual and comforting about the summer, even tho it was quite cool tonight. comfy jeans and a hoodie would of been ideal. i just had jeans and a flannel. summer, summer, summer. they didnt check our bags, meaning i could of threw in some cans in my bag. it was 8.00 to get in, and i bought mike and i a beer, 5.00. why so expensive? usually a guy offers to buy a beer. anyways, there was a tent with food, hot dogs and what not. i saw a sign that said candied bacon, 3.00. i was like, "look mike, bacon!" he just mocks me and goes 'ooh' in a mocking tone. he always mocks me. i said, 'look at the stars mike!" (because the stars are always so nice and you can really see them in harmony and those parts, actually riverside is across the river) ...he says, 'ooh so what' in a mocking tone. ughh. like, i am a nature girl, im an outdoorsy girl, i love the stars, all of that. mike is not fun and he does not appreciate the same things i do. every time i mention camping to him, he never seems interested. he was in a bad mood too the whole time. i wanted to check out the band and he was complaining about bugs. he sensed i was upset so later he was like 'ok lets get it over with'. the party was cool. they had the whole outside open, tents with food, beer tents, lots of people, they had a band playing ozzy and throwback shit, the usual ya know? it could of been fun. could of. depending on the company. i used to go to parties and it was always fun being around people, plus you drink a bit and talk and meet other people. thats why i wanted to go to this party too, just to be around people, but mike was in a bad mood, (he also has to work early tomorrow)...he just..its always like that with him. i dont think i ever really had a good time with him. i told him, all my exes, well, i usually met them during the summer, and we always did so many fun things...ughh mike is not on the same page as i am. i cant with him. i told him this too. I CANT WITH HIM!!!
he doesnt understand me, he mocks me. he patted me on the back really hard and it hurt. im just...if i have a kid with him or marry him, i will be stuck and he just does not make me happy.
so around 10, he was like, 'if these fireworks dont start by 10, im going home' so i suggested walking back to the bridge and watching them from the bridge so we did that. but they werent starting. i was disappoint. it would of been romantic but no, not with mike who was bitching the whole time. he says i have an attitude, hes the one with the attitude! he cant even enjoy anything. no environment. so we headed back but by the time we reached the end of the train tracks, the fireworks started going back so i told mike im going back to watch them. he went back to his truck and i ran back to the tracks (there were teenage girls there). the one time there were loads of people on the bridge, drinking beer and smoking, but this time no one was there except for those girls. so i just watched them by myself. i tried to call my parents to come down and watch. as i was heading back i saw two people it was my parents. they were going to watch them from the bridge but it was over. oh well.
to be honest, im glad i didnt stay and drink too much, but just the point. like, i want to find someone with the same adventurous spirit as i have. shrug
my muscles hurt from my job. constantly lifting objects like 24 packs of water yeah it hurts.
Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Human Anatomy: Male Skull
YES! This! I MEAN...rilly.. i watched a movie called BROTHERS on amazon prime the other day. (it was about ptsd) tobey maquire was in it. tsk. im tellin ya, he looked. like. eminem. he. looked. like. a. woman. once you know what to look for, it is SO easy to spot! i mean...it's so easy to spot...theres a pic of justin beiber looking like a woman too.
Tuesday, July 3, 2018
So, I had a busy weekend. Friday I went to bed early, it was still light out. I had to be up early the next morning, 515 am. I worked till 330, but afterwards I came back to my house to take a nap and get a shower. Then I drove to my parents house. I fed the cats etc, then later I drove to Southside Easton, to meet Mike at Scott's house. I don't know why I couldn't just go to Mike's and head up with him tho...grr. He's been pissing me off lately. We had some grilled vegetarian stuff. Veggie burgers, so good! And some grilled portobellos. We hung out there for a bit, had some beer. I was getting bored. Well, Mike always hijacks the convos about politics and LGBQT rights, surnames and stuff like that, but it gets boring that I just zone out. I drove back to my parents house and watched the twitch stream, then went to sleep.
shucked corn, cherry toms, jalapenos, oregano, sherry vinegar, olive oil char it ham steak (RECIPE) mustard honey on corn..?
sunday...mike asked me if i wanted to go swimming, so i met mike and we went to weston and larins. he bought a pizza, mike did. he never gets normal pizza tho its always super doughy...that boxy pizza, ugh i forget what its called now!?? sicilian pizza. i dont really like that kind because its too doughy. i was mad that he didnt JUST. GET. A. NORMAL. PIZZA. STYLE!!!
we went swimming in the pool, its not a deep pool tho. its waist level. mahhh...well we stayed for a few hours, but lisa wanted me to go there for burgers, so i drove home and got a shower then went and picked up mike and we went to lisas. matt and lila were there of course. i did alot of driving tho. and my parents were heading back from canada. i drove back to my parents house and was beat. i fell asleep in the HOT living room because they were gonna sleep in their AC room. no ac in the rest of the house.
oh yeah, moss kept msging me about KEVINS WEDDING! he was name dropping all the producers and incubus brothers and lawyers who were there. CONGRATS TO KEVIN AND HIS NEW WIFE!!! he told me that the guy who used to work at robot chicken was there. um ok. so he talked to him and said something like, 'you know seth green?' and he was like, why you wanna meet him? he said, no but my friend Lori would like to meet him. i was like, 'what why? why did you say that moss??" i already met him, i do not have this long lost hope of meeting him again. moss! shaking my head. oh my gosh kristen cavalerri on the chew. MAN SKULL! but yeah so...ok. moss also told me he met the pot guy who owns that abandoned mansion on runyon canyon where they have pot parties. i follow this guy, "Big Mike" on instagram. i would like to go to a pot party there tho. he always has extremely hot, blonde models around, i saw one of his live shows. two almost tranny-like babes. i mean, ok. thats his thing. hes like the 'dan bilzerian' of pot i guess. so moss tells me he asked if i can go to a party of theirs, he said he hyped me up. so im wondering, 'how did moss hype me up?" so i asked him. so, he must of said, 'oh my friend lori. shes really pretty she used to model' WHAT!? NO! why did you say that moss!?? now they are gonna see me and be like, 'say what? thought she was a model.' i told moss NO! i cant compete with those kind of women. i do not call myself a model! i really don't. why did he hype me up? im just me, im not some ten, top notch, fake boob 20 something blonde model, nor do i want to be!?? MOSS! dafug
sigh...but anyways, yeah. so monday (yesterday)...i wanted to hang out and chill at home MY HOME! i slept at my parents, in my old bedroom. there were lots of fans. i hung out there for a while, had some scrapple on toast. finally i gathered my stuff and came home. i cleaned up here a bit, chilled. mike is always commenting on scottis posts tho, i noticed, so i was kind of miffed at that. whutever. if he is so obsessed with her, fine! i can meet other guys, im sure. even tho i DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DO THAT! Im not in my 20s anymore. dating isn't easy, its not fun. too many douchenuggets. i'll be 40. i dont want to date anymore!!!! i mean, really! i should already be MARRIED at this point in my life. i should already of had a family. sigh. yeah, i dont want to be a swingin single anymore. a swinger. nah, thats not for me HA
i want a baby. i might just have a baby with mike. i cant get married to him tho....maybe he will propose in vegas ? nah i dont see him being sweet or romantic like that tho...laurin was like, 'when are you guys getting married??"
but anyways...her post was about not having friends who dont backstab, so i messaged her and said, 'i need more girl friends. lets hang out soon'. well around 5pm, i layed down on the couch and took a nap. then the phone rang it was scotti. she said, hey whatchya doing? she wanted to go get dinner at mesa and hang out after. so i go to her house, she has a nice car and a jeep. she makes money. shes a dealer at the sands. she lives with her mom and the house is nice, but it was so hot. it was just disgustingly humid all day, and her house was hot. the first room was all antique style, tea pots and dolls, betty boop. she said she invited her mom to come out with us. her mom is funny. well we went in her jeep, it was hot in there she had ac on but i didnt flip the vents. we put in change to the meter. then we went inside and i had the cod tacos, which she recommended. it was her fave. it was ok, i didnt care for the chipotle sauce. i like mesa tho, its a fine dining atmosphere with affordable prices, but for some reason, the guacamole costs more than an entree, which was around 8.00. and we had water. there was no ice in the water tho!??? and we waited for so long. her mom said i reminded her of megan markle..megan...harry? what is their last name!?? prince william, prince harry....um..? who wants to be a millionaire is on! i do hope they call me back to be a contestant....tho! I would have to pay my way out there, however. And bring a plus one. I think Mike would be a good candidate, so would Moss and Jay. They know alot of trivia.
after dinner she still wanted to hang out. she wanted to play cards of humanity. she said to call mike and she was gonna try to call more people too, to play. so we went back to her house and went to her room, which had AC. we played the game ourselves for a bit, with a ghost. it kind of reminded me of sleepover parties. we werent drinking. her room is cute, like how your room is from when you were a kid. she had pillsbury dough boy plates hanging up. mike showed up and we played the game, talked about alot of things. it was fun. she has alot of health issues. but it was nice to hang out with her. we left around 1030pm. mike wants to see gotti tonight but my parents want to see jurassic world. mike does it again. >:( i told him, when we get back from vegas, im going to try to start dating again!!! so yahhhhh
shucked corn, cherry toms, jalapenos, oregano, sherry vinegar, olive oil char it ham steak (RECIPE) mustard honey on corn..?
sunday...mike asked me if i wanted to go swimming, so i met mike and we went to weston and larins. he bought a pizza, mike did. he never gets normal pizza tho its always super doughy...that boxy pizza, ugh i forget what its called now!?? sicilian pizza. i dont really like that kind because its too doughy. i was mad that he didnt JUST. GET. A. NORMAL. PIZZA. STYLE!!!
we went swimming in the pool, its not a deep pool tho. its waist level. mahhh...well we stayed for a few hours, but lisa wanted me to go there for burgers, so i drove home and got a shower then went and picked up mike and we went to lisas. matt and lila were there of course. i did alot of driving tho. and my parents were heading back from canada. i drove back to my parents house and was beat. i fell asleep in the HOT living room because they were gonna sleep in their AC room. no ac in the rest of the house.
oh yeah, moss kept msging me about KEVINS WEDDING! he was name dropping all the producers and incubus brothers and lawyers who were there. CONGRATS TO KEVIN AND HIS NEW WIFE!!! he told me that the guy who used to work at robot chicken was there. um ok. so he talked to him and said something like, 'you know seth green?' and he was like, why you wanna meet him? he said, no but my friend Lori would like to meet him. i was like, 'what why? why did you say that moss??" i already met him, i do not have this long lost hope of meeting him again. moss! shaking my head. oh my gosh kristen cavalerri on the chew. MAN SKULL! but yeah so...ok. moss also told me he met the pot guy who owns that abandoned mansion on runyon canyon where they have pot parties. i follow this guy, "Big Mike" on instagram. i would like to go to a pot party there tho. he always has extremely hot, blonde models around, i saw one of his live shows. two almost tranny-like babes. i mean, ok. thats his thing. hes like the 'dan bilzerian' of pot i guess. so moss tells me he asked if i can go to a party of theirs, he said he hyped me up. so im wondering, 'how did moss hype me up?" so i asked him. so, he must of said, 'oh my friend lori. shes really pretty she used to model' WHAT!? NO! why did you say that moss!?? now they are gonna see me and be like, 'say what? thought she was a model.' i told moss NO! i cant compete with those kind of women. i do not call myself a model! i really don't. why did he hype me up? im just me, im not some ten, top notch, fake boob 20 something blonde model, nor do i want to be!?? MOSS! dafug
sigh...but anyways, yeah. so monday (yesterday)...i wanted to hang out and chill at home MY HOME! i slept at my parents, in my old bedroom. there were lots of fans. i hung out there for a while, had some scrapple on toast. finally i gathered my stuff and came home. i cleaned up here a bit, chilled. mike is always commenting on scottis posts tho, i noticed, so i was kind of miffed at that. whutever. if he is so obsessed with her, fine! i can meet other guys, im sure. even tho i DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DO THAT! Im not in my 20s anymore. dating isn't easy, its not fun. too many douchenuggets. i'll be 40. i dont want to date anymore!!!! i mean, really! i should already be MARRIED at this point in my life. i should already of had a family. sigh. yeah, i dont want to be a swingin single anymore. a swinger. nah, thats not for me HA
i want a baby. i might just have a baby with mike. i cant get married to him tho....maybe he will propose in vegas ? nah i dont see him being sweet or romantic like that tho...laurin was like, 'when are you guys getting married??"
but anyways...her post was about not having friends who dont backstab, so i messaged her and said, 'i need more girl friends. lets hang out soon'. well around 5pm, i layed down on the couch and took a nap. then the phone rang it was scotti. she said, hey whatchya doing? she wanted to go get dinner at mesa and hang out after. so i go to her house, she has a nice car and a jeep. she makes money. shes a dealer at the sands. she lives with her mom and the house is nice, but it was so hot. it was just disgustingly humid all day, and her house was hot. the first room was all antique style, tea pots and dolls, betty boop. she said she invited her mom to come out with us. her mom is funny. well we went in her jeep, it was hot in there she had ac on but i didnt flip the vents. we put in change to the meter. then we went inside and i had the cod tacos, which she recommended. it was her fave. it was ok, i didnt care for the chipotle sauce. i like mesa tho, its a fine dining atmosphere with affordable prices, but for some reason, the guacamole costs more than an entree, which was around 8.00. and we had water. there was no ice in the water tho!??? and we waited for so long. her mom said i reminded her of megan markle..megan...harry? what is their last name!?? prince william, prince harry....um..? who wants to be a millionaire is on! i do hope they call me back to be a contestant....tho! I would have to pay my way out there, however. And bring a plus one. I think Mike would be a good candidate, so would Moss and Jay. They know alot of trivia.
after dinner she still wanted to hang out. she wanted to play cards of humanity. she said to call mike and she was gonna try to call more people too, to play. so we went back to her house and went to her room, which had AC. we played the game ourselves for a bit, with a ghost. it kind of reminded me of sleepover parties. we werent drinking. her room is cute, like how your room is from when you were a kid. she had pillsbury dough boy plates hanging up. mike showed up and we played the game, talked about alot of things. it was fun. she has alot of health issues. but it was nice to hang out with her. we left around 1030pm. mike wants to see gotti tonight but my parents want to see jurassic world. mike does it again. >:( i told him, when we get back from vegas, im going to try to start dating again!!! so yahhhhh
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