So, I had a busy weekend. Friday I went to bed early, it was still light out. I had to be up early the next morning, 515 am. I worked till 330, but afterwards I came back to my house to take a nap and get a shower. Then I drove to my parents house. I fed the cats etc, then later I drove to Southside Easton, to meet Mike at Scott's house. I don't know why I couldn't just go to Mike's and head up with him tho...grr. He's been pissing me off lately. We had some grilled vegetarian stuff. Veggie burgers, so good! And some grilled portobellos. We hung out there for a bit, had some beer. I was getting bored. Well, Mike always hijacks the convos about politics and LGBQT rights, surnames and stuff like that, but it gets boring that I just zone out. I drove back to my parents house and watched the twitch stream, then went to sleep. 

shucked corn, cherry toms, jalapenos, oregano, sherry vinegar, olive oil char it ham steak (RECIPE) mustard honey on corn..?

sunday...mike asked me if i wanted to go swimming, so i met mike and we went to weston and larins. he bought a pizza, mike did. he never gets normal pizza tho its always super doughy...that boxy pizza, ugh i forget what its called now!?? sicilian pizza. i dont really like that kind because its too doughy. i was mad that he didnt JUST. GET. A. NORMAL. PIZZA. STYLE!!!

we went swimming in the pool, its not a deep pool tho. its waist level. mahhh...well we stayed for a few hours, but lisa wanted me to go there for burgers, so i drove home and got a shower then went and picked up mike and we went to lisas. matt and lila were there of course. i did alot of driving tho. and my parents were heading back from canada. i drove back to my parents house and was beat. i fell asleep in the HOT living room because they were gonna sleep in their AC room. no ac in the rest of the house.

oh yeah, moss kept msging me about KEVINS WEDDING! he was name dropping all the producers and incubus brothers and lawyers who were there.  CONGRATS TO KEVIN AND HIS NEW WIFE!!! he told me that the guy who used to work at robot chicken was there. um ok. so he talked to him and said something like, 'you know seth green?' and he was like, why you wanna meet him? he said, no but my friend Lori would like to meet him. i was like, 'what why? why did you say that moss??" i already met him, i do not have this  long lost hope of meeting him again. moss! shaking my head. oh my gosh kristen cavalerri on the chew. MAN SKULL! but yeah so...ok. moss also told me he met the pot guy who owns that abandoned mansion on runyon canyon where they have pot parties. i follow this guy, "Big Mike" on instagram. i would like to go to a pot party there tho. he always has extremely hot, blonde models around, i saw one of his live shows. two almost tranny-like babes. i mean, ok. thats his thing. hes like the 'dan bilzerian' of pot i guess. so moss tells me he asked if i can go to a party of theirs, he said he hyped me up. so im wondering, 'how did moss hype me up?" so i asked him. so, he must of said, 'oh my friend lori. shes really pretty she used to model' WHAT!? NO! why did you say that moss!?? now they are gonna see me and be like, 'say what? thought she was a model.' i told moss NO! i cant compete with those kind of women. i do not call myself a model! i really don't. why did he hype me up? im just me, im not some ten, top notch, fake boob 20 something blonde model, nor do i want to be!?? MOSS! dafug

sigh...but anyways, yeah. so monday (yesterday)...i wanted to hang out and chill at home MY HOME! i slept at my parents, in my old bedroom. there were lots of fans. i hung out there for a while, had some scrapple on toast. finally i gathered my stuff and came home. i cleaned up here a bit, chilled. mike is always commenting on scottis posts tho, i noticed, so i was kind of miffed at that. whutever. if he is so obsessed with her, fine! i can meet other guys, im sure. even tho i DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DO THAT! Im not in my 20s anymore. dating isn't easy, its not fun. too many douchenuggets. i'll be 40. i dont want to date anymore!!!! i mean, really! i should already be MARRIED at this point in my life. i should already of had a family. sigh. yeah, i dont want to be a swingin single anymore. a swinger. nah, thats not for me HA

i want a baby. i might just have a baby with mike. i cant get married to him tho....maybe he will propose in vegas ? nah i dont see him being sweet or romantic like that tho...laurin was like, 'when are you guys getting married??"

but anyways...her post was about not having friends who dont backstab, so i messaged her and said, 'i need more girl friends. lets hang out soon'. well around 5pm, i layed down on the couch and took a nap. then the phone rang it was scotti. she said, hey whatchya doing? she wanted to go get dinner at mesa and hang out after. so i go to her house, she has a nice car and a jeep. she makes money. shes a dealer at the sands. she lives with her mom and the house is nice, but it was so hot. it was just disgustingly humid all day, and her house was hot. the first room was all antique style, tea pots and dolls, betty boop. she said she invited her mom to come out with us. her mom is funny. well we went in her jeep, it was hot in there she had ac on but i didnt flip the vents. we put in change to the meter. then we went inside and i had the cod tacos, which she recommended. it was her fave. it was ok, i didnt care for the chipotle sauce. i like mesa tho, its a fine dining atmosphere with affordable prices, but for some reason, the guacamole costs more than an entree, which was around 8.00. and we had water. there was no ice in the water tho!??? and we waited for so long. her mom said i reminded her of megan markle..megan...harry? what is their last name!?? prince william, prince harry....um..? who wants to be a millionaire is on! i do hope they call me back to be a contestant....tho! I would have to pay my way out there, however. And bring a plus one. I think Mike would be a good candidate, so would Moss and Jay. They know alot of trivia. 

after dinner she still wanted to hang out. she wanted to play cards of humanity. she said to call mike and she was gonna try to call more people too, to play. so we went back to her house and went to her room, which had AC. we played the game ourselves for a bit, with a ghost. it kind of reminded me of sleepover parties. we werent drinking. her room is cute, like how your room is from when you were a kid. she had pillsbury dough boy plates hanging up. mike showed up and we played the game, talked about alot of things. it was fun. she has alot of health issues. but it was nice to hang out with her. we left around 1030pm. mike wants to see gotti tonight but my parents want to see jurassic world. mike does it again. >:( i told him, when we get back from vegas, im going to try to start dating again!!! so yahhhhh