weekend update

there is so much going on out here that i just loose track, laurie, i just lose track...sigh. ok friday we finally went to the rob zombie thing, without ron so that sort of...i guess..lowered our chances shall i wanted to get a pic with rob zombie, but its ok at this point its like whatever. we SHOULD of went opening day except that...except that moss was so tired and he didnt want to see 3oh!3 (we already seen rob zombie perform so what difference does it make?) oh whatever i dont care anymore!??! but yeah...so....kevin lyman was there and he was like, 'tell me how you like it' (everything, the stages the excitement etc)...so yeah, i was waiting on moss, as always, to hurry up so we can get through. he was getting patted down while holding some sort of paperwork in his mouth, he had his crotch filled up with plastic beach balls (no that was...mayhemfest this summer sorry), whatever he was doing it took forever for him to be done with and by that time these two monsters said to me, get behind the cage..(?) then they went, "im kind of slow" "i forgot my helmut' at that point i just laughed but later i got annoyed because it was MOSS that was kind of slow...in all due respect and in all ways, and moss is the one who forgot his helmut ughhh. i was just waiting on HIMMMMMMM 

i really wanted to go through the haunted house thing and it seemed like moss just did not want to go. i got the impression that moss was too cowardly to go. he kept whining about seeing the stage and that we were going to miss robs performance even tho we still had an hour to see it, and with our VIP wristbands, that would allow us NOT to wait in line for the haunted houses!! so we did check out the stage, which i really liked. powerhouse 3000 was playing and i liked how it was inside this arena, it was the sort of place i would have fun exploring around IF IF IF i was with a cool, fun GIRL friend or something! or if i was 14 years old and hanging out with karen...(it just reminded me of an ice arena sort of, in canada, but with BEER! and FOOD!)...i sort of feel dulled when i hang out with moss, but he gets me into fun places and yeah i was happy to be there! i wanted to have fun because it was a fun place to wonder around!! they had monsters everywhere, there was a merry go round that we went on. it would of been a very fun place to go with someone you loved and uh (wth am i talking about!??!) like going with your lover to an amusement park!!! ahh splendor and joy!???!

hat OH NO IT JUST ERASED IT ALL!!!

i hate when that happens its so annoying :( i said moss seemed afraid but i was like, "lets go!" i said the girl from the lords of salem movie singled me out and jumped off her pedestal thing and followed me and got up right behind me and stared at me<insert pictures here>

it was kind of unnerving since i was not sure what to expect inside the haunted houses!!!!

when we got inside there were these cloaked monsters who put on these masks over us, and if anyone was claustrophic this would not be the thing for them! it felt like we were being led to our execution!! we had to feel around in the dark this maze while hearing loud bangs and clanks and screams, i wasnt sure what to expect or how long it would be!??! i kept feeling the backs in front of me, but i think they had to hold us back so we get stuck alone...because at one point i was alone but i kept seeing figures materialize in front of me but when i put my arms out, nothing or no one was there!??! finally i felt myself go through a curtain and they grabbed my mask off, and i could BREATH again. i saw a piled of dead naked women on the ground and some sort of strange angel like woman above the pyramid, but that room brought me a safety net as my body was getting used to cooling off and being able to finally see, and she raised her hands like an angel, and i had taken a pic...with my cell phone. i was going to move on but i wanted to wait for moss. he apparently was so behind me i guess, because i was waiting for him for 5 minutes till his big looming body made its way out of the execution maze.

the next spot was really cool it was all flourescent glow in the dark trippy psychedelic. they gave us 3D glasses and we went through that barrel and it was so trippy. it was funhouse, but i enjoyed it! 

3rd one i got singled out AGAIN because , well they put on red fake blood on my forehead as a cross and i was like, eh...ok...(seemed a little bit, like a lamb) i was like, does this make it extra scary for me

he said it means that they can touch me. not allowed to take pics in there but i really liked the sets and i liked the feel for it, (old hillbilly house of 1000 corpses style rooms). it was pretty cool i liked it! 

so yeah...it was fun! maybe i will put some pics up here but im getting hungry all we have our microwaved stuff tho, or chicken salad but i dont feel like it.

concert was good too. we spotted andy gould sitting there but he had long disappeared by the time the concert ended. we were gonna see if he can somehow help us with a pic or what nots...

moss doesnt really want to try...hes too glass empty. we did see this girl slide under the gate there was this part to slide under to go backstage so we took her cue and did the same. moss kind of got stuck but he snaked his way through. all we saw were people, hanging around and talking. oh, that reporter woman moss knows was there too...i forget her name!??! her alter is connie monroe tho...

what else? another band was playing but that backstage deemed us nothing in particular except having to go past the security back into the crowd it did not lead us to the magical, promising place of backstage amongst the bands and free beer and famous people like i was sort of hoping but at the same time i sort of knew and gave up on the whole meeting rob zombie or just taking a pic with him (i mean vice versa whatever!) the first night was the red carpet with jeffree star, andy dick, walking dead ppl etc except that moss was too TIRED LAURIE IM SORRY IM SO BAD WHAHHHHH

as we were walking by this guy had me get inside a coffin which felt freaky but what was freakier was that he closed the lid and made it sound like he was locking it. he kept it closed for a little over a minute i would imagine, and i was like um...this is so bizarre. i started to feel panicky but i wouldnt allow it to be. yeah, having the lid close while you are inside a little coffin is weird...

when he opened it the plastic was over it and everyone was just staring at me. i should of been closing my eyes then OPEN THEM REAL WIDE AND PUT MY HANDS ON THE PLASTIC PART

moss was going to take a picture but my phone died so i was trying to have him ask anyone to use their cameras and have them email me it but he just didnt get it...
so i got out of the coffin i wanted a pic like that and one behind the hearse but damn phone had to fucking die!!

if i had money i would of bought shirts and paintings but i didnt so i didnt...

it was fun and i was hoping we would go with ron next night too also i knew candi wanted to go as well and i would have fun if she went....

it was a long drive, pomona, and i had terrible motion sickness because moss is a california driver meaning its gas, break gas break accelerate decellerate honk honk

like overweight homer with a mu mu (later i ran into overweight homer with a mumu)

saturday

SATURDAY!!!

really wanted to go to comikaze so we went. we went to the troma panel we were kind of late but still. my contact lenses are too strong i think because it was so hard to focus...

after that we walked around the convention center. it was cool, a mini comic con. i cant wait to go to comic con next summer for sure! (i would like to bring a friend i can have fun with and explore tho) i mean yeah i would love to get into the parties but i also need a buddy in crime too!!! moss doesnt drink and we get into bickering alot blah blah blah!!

i keep intending to make a moss blog. i will...

maybe i dont know? we left the comikaze around 5 or 6 and went back. i was kind of going to stay in and watch breaking bad but everyone was texting me about going out so we went out oh i met george at parlour room and then we started talking to this girl i know.

well george and i were talking about how LA ppl are hard to talk too. not very welcoming where as back east you can be buzzing it BEE i said HES A BUMBLE BEE when we were at the convention center he went to use the restroom as he calls it and he was taking FOREVER!!! so i shouted out for moss in the mens room i said moss what are you doing pooping!???

what man takes 10 + minutes in the restroom? i even went to the womens room and peed and was out he was STILL in there!

he texted me saying Lori dont shout at me in the bathroom you upset all the men!


i was so annoyed and then he asked the way to the troma panel, rather then looking at the signs (he knew what room it was moss just always has to ask questions and talk to ppl) so the girl gave us the WRONG way and later she said, 'oh i lied to you sorry' and moss said THATS OK in a buzzy bee voice so i said, HES A BUMBLE BEE  i heard someone laugh...

uOH YEAH almost forgot before i met up with george i was waiting to cross the street and these two people were waiting to go the opposite way and the guy started talking about blood and the rob zombie show!???!

it was just...odd? i was about to ask him oh you went when the light to walk occurred and their conversation walked away with them...

i had blood on my forehead at the rob zombie
show night before how strange is it that at that moment a couple would be talking about that too???

another weird thing we were sitting in the back by the indiana jones shrine and this sort of group of LA hipsters waltzed in. none of them ordered or had drinks. ODD!! one of the girls was wearing a black and white striped leggings (like a girl at the rob zombie show night before i noticed), another one wearing a nirvana shirt (like craig robertson at supreme fest) under a black and white blazer....this guy got up and started dancing, at first i was like....oh they think they are so coool so cooooooooool and i was drinking so my concept was off but i knew george and i were sort of a big ol' joke! because george starts to ramble about booooring things like his job and about wanting to find the right girl but the more i drink the more advice i can dole out or i can tolerate listening and saying this and that whutever!?! i told him about the rob zombie conversation and he said sometimes you will hear a word and it stands out so while he was getting a drink i heard someone say "Lori" so i was telling him about it then this sort of weird comedy troupe comes in and did their spiel and then they just...disappeared!???? oh yeah forgot to mention after comikaze we went to islands in um...some other dark california town van nuys NO STARS in california!!! there are NO STARS in california!!! i had a burger. it was good. his brother dean said, 'his spiel, (then he said) shpiel) i think i blogged that other day spiel or shpiel???

i was like, 'that was weird' (the comedy troupe) also later some girl that was hot started hitting on me and wanted my number LOL!!

well anyways...i had a glass of wine and then i went home and went on IB trying to chat but no one payed me much attention and all my posts probably remained till opening morning still lingering around like stale cigarettes and pizza.

next day (sunday) i texted candi about meeting me of course she says she is feeling sick throwing up so she wont be able to make it to the nuke em high screening. i knew it. i slept kind of late but i figured i wanted to go see the show so i got and we made it well actually i missed a half hour. i went in by myself and got my own seat but later moss lumbered in complete with cow and his 90s night at the roxbury party green glittery shirt and sat down next to me.

ugh moss! i felt like a teeny bopper embarrassed by her dad or something. but whatever feeling passed and i just kept watching the movie. i dont feel like putting down all the details of comikaze at this point i wrote so much...bla bla!!!!!!! said hi to angus oblong again...what else! what else???

oh i dont know anymore. oh yeah so after the movie i went to a room for the 'geeky awards' i just wanted to check it out rather than aimlessly walk around the convention. i like to see panels sometimes, but i had no idea what 'the geeky awards' were nor what they were talking about but i was waiting for the women and body issues in hollywood panel...

while we were all sitting there toxie from the toxic avengers and TROMA came in...sat down, and then he got a phone call and he started talking on his phone "whats that? what now? ok" then he got up and was like, "everybody! theres been an accident! an emergency! everyone evacuate the building now!" and then he ran off. that was the most interesting thing about the geeky awards, to me...they all laughed and said, 'ladies and gentlemen, method acting' or something like that...

the womens panel about body issues and such was really good. i like that and wanted to stay till it was over but moss kept texting me about louie anderson and to come to the stage and see him. i wanted to stay tho but i left when there was about 15 minutes left. wish i would of stayed but i got to hear louie anderson joke and answer a few question idk? i forget now. the camera focused on someone asking a question and moss's cow was in the way and i put my face in the camera too i think i made a weird mouse face...or rabbit face...

oh yeah moss knows the guy who voiced roger rabbit we saw him the day before i spotted him again wheeling his suitcase around. what else??? i want to bask in the sun! before i go home to cold.

after comickaze we had sushi which was good, then went back watched tv. simpsons family guy walking dead. i was invited to see moses' band at loaded but i was exhausted.

yesterday we had pizza then i met up with george and moses at parlour room and it felt like around us were mocking our conversations. mean evil dream people (ppl in my dreams are mean like that), playing off our words. george was talking about 2003 being a good year 2004 being a bad year, wait no 2003 was a bad year...even numbers were good years for him WHAT THE HECK!??! and someone said 2004....and then he said something else and someone else played off his words. it was so weird and sometimes im around weird ppl but that doesnt mean im weird!?? well i am! i am weird but so the fuck whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

no i havent had the chance to feel sparkly and shine, and just feel comfortable. george asked me. is he really that way or is he playing a part? you know?? and moses really likes music but he reminds me of ppl from when i was early 20s, he appreciates all the good music...we met up with his wife at loaded. she looks like this girl i know from childhood, this cute little blonde girl. she was at dance rehearsels and moses is this kid who works with all kinds of bands from paul mccartney to pink etc he sets up sound and all that and he has long curly hair and glasses and just loves music. he just reminded me of ppl i knew who really love music and all the classic bands etc...drinking beer. real ppls ya know? anyways...yeah i miss being in my early 20s pre-moss...well moss thinks hes the most important thing in my life? while driving, this old song 'dont mess with my man! whatever' came on he wanted me to turn it i was like, no it reminds me of a few years ago he said the song says it came out 2004. then he started asking me how old i was. back then life was different. you know? it was just...normal! ok? i was just normal. i hung out with normal ppl...young and beautiful!

i wasnt around comedy troupe set ups...or weirdos that are weirdos...i just hung out!??? we drank beer in the cornfields, we had fun. we partied. (moss calls everyone real big fat guy its annoying. sometimes they arent really big fat guys either. more on mossiness later, maybe..or maybe i wont make a blog about him!!)

anyways, he got a 30 pack and we went and hung out at their place for a bit. everyone lives in this vicinity its cool. i told them how old i am wow i SOUND old i feel different then i used to be tho. i dont have that spark...i dont know? i dont have that...feeling. i think its because who you hang out with. you need to hang out with ppl who allow you to release your endorphins. having a good laugh is the normal thing that good friends do. sharing stories and conversing is what normal friends do. listening to the doldrums without laughing is very draining in a way....tbh. sigh. 

anyways...i just hung out but it was kind of weird and i got tired and didnt want to drink anymore so i walked back here.

now is a new day! wonder if and what is going to happen its almost 3pm. i want to bask in the sun but im busy with this blog post.


ill look for links i guess....