podcast

it seems like, during the nighttime hours, those minutes before one drifts into sleep, or during those dreams, or before completely waking up, is when you are most creative. the reason why i say this is because often i have the best ideas. i come up with fashion ideas, stories, even songs and raps. last night i kept thinking about a podcast, (because tumblr has podcast option) but i was thinking, what would it be tho? most ppl who podcast have someone, an amigo, chatting alongside with them...guests etc. so i was thinking, i can come up with guest! i would need to research regions and countries and cultures and accents etc, lifestyles. last night i was thinking of having a guest on, an italian bellisimo, named bellisano (i dont know!?!) so i was like, "Hi! Today we have Bellisano, who just moved here from Italy" so then i would introduce her, and it would be me, you know, speaking as if im her, with accent and all, talking about growing up in a big family, going to school and helping my family with the farm and the store we owned. i had this conversation going on in my head. then, i ask her if she has any special talents, which she does. she can freestyle rap.

"so they say its here the end of the year were in 2012 celebrate drink your beer listen up they say the stars in the sky they fall for us dont ask why, we try to understand yet we cant so we cry..before we realize, open your eyes, waiting for the surprise, for real, look behind you IN THE SKY ITS ALIVE!" then, she would be like, no look! LOOK!!

and i would be like, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! UFOS~!" and that would be the end of the podcast (i was thinking of having the part of never ending ory, where she goes, "we were with you, when you ((this part, where she starts talking to bastian))http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUttwzazq30

i wanted that part to play real subtle while she is rapping...

NEXT GUEST!!! vanilla from burning man

so i came up with vanilla's character, it was funny tho. she was talking about burning man, but all she talked about was the druggies, burnouts, wacked out characters, and dirty orgies haha! free love! she had a character. "so, how was burning love"

"Burning love, i tell ya what, ya need to be there! ya aint gonna know what burning man is about until ya there, ya know? everyones in their own world we are in our own world

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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB5DjLk10Zs


anyways, i had this conversation going until she started talking about the burning man...

"Yeah there a burning man, in the desert amiss the nonstop whirlwind of sand. the burning man, burning man," Vanilla chants in a low pitched hum, in which her eyes suddenly open widely. "Ah!", she grunts.

What is it? I am wondering...

"The burning man,"Vanilly whispers, "He has come."

I see her eyes focusing on the living room behind me, and I start to smell smoke. I turn around to see the living room is full of smoke and fire. How could this be?

"What is this!??" I begin to question frantically, while the podcast suddenly shuts our interview off.


AND THAT WOULD BE THE END OF THAT!

reason why i am thinking of podcasts is cuz i listen to "RJ And bley suck at girls' in which they always talk about how they strike out with girls.

ya know!? i have been creepily hitting on bley whenver i can via internet HA! im dumb and weird tho. its like, 'ugh what the heck?" you know? i wonder what kind of girls they like. probably DIY hiptsers with pinterests, and when i was in the show a half hour ago i was thinking of  a rap

well i was thinking, acknowledge us idiots! see, if i was to do a podcast (if anyone even listen) first of all, ppl like to feel special, they like to be acknowledged, getting a shout-out on a show or talk show or whatever, makes us happy. it can make our day. we can submit questions to their tumblr/podcast, but they never answer them online! i'd say, answer WHILE doing the show, not just on the blog page. that will have us more inclined to tune in every week, in case we hear you acknowledge and answer our questions ON AIR! people want to feel like they matter. so, thats one thing...

now, another thing, i wonder if they like those type of girls...you know, the kind of girl who is too reserved to act a fool! but is college educated, hip...all those degrees of femaleness. you know, I DONT KNOW i think of all kinds of things cuz im bored and i have nothing going for me! DAMN!

so i thought of this girl, from save the kales:

this is her blog:  http://savethekales.wordpress.com/

its jamie k! from save the kales! perfect girl for those kind of guys...

shes very pretty and shes a vegan, she has her own blog and television show on PBS about vegan cooking. right!??

i made up a stupid rap in the shower:

your interested in DIY pinterest girls what about those who listenin, you aint missin them, why you aint kissin them?

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL I AM TALKING ABOUT!??!? I REALLY DONT! i have NO CLUE what this blog is even about or supposed to be about!??! WOW!!!??!?