The Red Carpet

I did not watch the Golden Globes, I watched a bit of the intro, the red carpet, but in all honesty....actually, Mike came over and wanted to attempt to watch a movie. Idk, but sometimes I do not feel like looking for movies on netflix or amazon prime. Mike falls asleep anyways, but I did watch a movie on netflix, abandoned. I did catch a part of the golden globes with anna kendrick, and I feel like her dress made her boobs look too top shelf ramen. I didn't like it. I saw someone post about how they loved Emma Stones dress...(oh kay???) and how elonquent Meryl Streeps speech was (HA! NOT!!!)....whatever! Who the fuck cares. those awards shows are boring to me. i havent seen ANY of those movies, although i do want to see the people vs. OJ simpson. but anyways....here is anna kendrick and also, janae monae (just saw her on a talk show now) her dress looks like a mushroom:

Anyways, in 2 weeks, I will be on the RED CARPET!!!

YES it is true...and so I must found a hot little dress to wear, and I must look good, because last time I was on the red carpet, I was on CNBC, and who knows where else, I know Im on a bunch of interviews which can be seen on youtube now HA

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/01/30/tesla-apple-andelectronic-sex-toys-how-porn-stars-would-invest-10000.html?slide=3

Ok so why was i on the red carpet for the avns, and why will i be in two weeks?? No, I am not a performer, I am not in the porn industry....oh my gosh

The AVNS  are cheesy, corny...silly...

Im not even sure why I am going this year? I didn't go last year. It is not a big deal to me. This is not a trip I plan, moss invited me. he got me the ticket, and we have a suite and everything will be taken care of. but this is not my idea of a trip, but yeah, i havent been on a trip in so long. this will be good. So, in order for Ron to get us into the event, he is allowed to give out one ticket, (to moss) so the rest of us will have to walk with him on the red carpet in order to get in. of course, i have no idea where i will be sitting? last time i was right up front? whatever. this is ridick.

heres some pics tho:

that is mike esterman, (big time hollywood agent lol), me, viv, ron, and some porn star. ha!

2 weeks. i need to make sure i do look good tho. and...fuck this job, i am so over it. no offense to any of the hard workers who work there and have been for the past 10+ years, just that...factory living aint for me. maybe i should get into porn? kidding, i wont be any good at it. too weird...

ughh imagine trying to pretend you are actually enjoying having sex with someone you do not even know? its just too weird for me. i need a bond with a BOYFRIEND OR A HUSBAND so no, i would SUCK AT PORN!