why does jessica alba bend over all the time?

oh my god moss is annoying me so much he keeps calling me 'dum dum poopy head' what the fuck!? what kind of guy talks like that? its stupid! hes weird....wow.

anyways, why does jessica alba always bend over? ok so she is what, 34 now? or older idk...and a mam. a mam HA MOM.. jessica alba is a MOM!! aw i want to be a mom...seriously i do tho. um..but here are pics of her bending over. why you bend over so much, alba?

i need to buy that mini ice cube tray. since i started eating ice again in jail, now i NEED ICE! we dont even have ice cube trays here!??! now i need ice! probably since i havent' drank in such a long time. oh my god i just thought about it and i kind of feel like i cant breathe! wow do i need alcohol that much!?? i have not had a drink in so long WOW!!!!???!? mehhhhh...its ok! i haven HAD SEX in so long either WOWWWWWWWW WtFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

oh my gosh...anyways...

woooo! -_- here are bend butt alba....and her slight um...whatever its called...bow legged stance

the most recent...what is going on here!??! her butt is like popping up out of the water and saying hi. who does that tho? i mean, who dives underwater like that, ass up? ya know? and whats up with that chrissy teagen...whatever sippin on that champagne. what is up? this was from tmz

september 2005 her butt looks like baked beans

malnourished downward dog, skin and bones edition (i dont know why im so mean its funny tho!??!)

again!??! what the heck alba?? i have never bent over like this on the beach! you know what tho, next time i go to the beach, im gonna have someone take a pic of me like this, and i am going to dub it 'the alba pose'

ribbin it up

i dont know if that is her i just found it when i googled jessica alba bent over (sounds sexier than it was intended!!)