tim and erics angel boy?

Weird things at work (again)...So...today, some people came through my line and were buying stuff. A girl and her mom. I noticed the next customer after her was holding her nose and said one of them smelled like shit. I did not notice anything. I didn't smell it..?? Even this lady's son said it too. I mean, I dont know, I didn't smell anything...it was weird. Anyways, fast forward to end of night. This woman and her kids come through the line. They had a toddler boy in the cart. IT SMELLED LIKE SHIT! That I could smell! Not only that, they took forever to pay. Like, they noticed the kid stank too but were not in a hurry to get the poor kid clean. I think the lady was high, actually. It is sad, but what the fuck? They just wanted to return things and do price checks, and I wasn't sure who was paying or not. I wasn't sure what was going on..?? But it really smelled like rotten shit. They feed that boy pure sugar cuz it was nasty. 

So, anyways, here is what is weird. Did Tim and Eric set it up? Because their bedtime stories (which were on tonight), was Angel Boy, and Angel Man (I hate Angel Boy..)dumb skit. The dad is very into the idiotic singing voice of 'angel boy'. He can't get wet or his vocals will get lowered, causing everyone to lose their bowels.

Angel Man was pt 2 (the new one)..and he found angel boy, but the club asked if he wanted to purchase diapers. (the club likes to hear angle boy sing in low pitches so they can SHIT THEIR PANTS!

at one point, he says, NO MORE BROWN! (always has to say BROWN, ((my last name!??) and relate it to shit. WTF??? 

and today, with the shitty whatever, shit their pants. I think it was on purpose! a sort of prelude to tonights bedtime stories...((SUCKED!! sorry, I just don't care for angel boy))

Last weeks bedtime stories was better. I have them all dvr'd anyways...

oh also, this guy comes through my line. gabbing away. i didnt think nothing of it, i was like, ok...he said he didnt want too many plastic bags. 

then all of a sudden he says, they should get the COCAINE cartels out there, all the ones that are in the prison. get them to clean it up!

THAT TRIGGERED ME TO THAT COKED OUT WHATEVER GUY THAT CAME THROUGH MY AISLE AFTER THAT OTHER GUY, JOHN, THAT I USED TO HANG OUT WITH LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO (im not sure how long ago it was)...i mean, john is my age, cute...this old man tho...it was just weird. but remember, i said that guy john came through my LINE!! (get it? LINE?) and after he left i just recollected how into COCAINE he was...and shortly after, that old weird guy came through, moving like he was on crack, talking about COCAINE and the cartels. it was the same guy tonight! talking about COCAINE! dude what the fuck???


so weird. i'm really done dealing with the public! I miss my old job, where it was just me in my OWN EMPTY DEPARTMENT!! and im a warehouse girl anyways. everytime i go to the warehouse part at walmart, (to put hangers and trash away), it makes me miss working in a warehouse. Im a blue collar chick oK? I dont need to be dealing with the public. 

HA!


i should tell people, (who ask or comment about my swedish fish tattoo and weird nj one), i also have a squidbillie tattoo and a gumball machine. i want to get more too. 

anyways...weird stuff




so the old sync was when i first started working at walmart, i guy i used to hang out and mess around with (i really liked him back then, shrug...very hot. wrestling coach. whatever)...he came through my line. when we used to hang out (10 + years ago, he was really into cocaine. i did that with him a bunch of times. i dont touch that shit now. would i? idk? i dont go around looking for it.)but seeing him at my job, made me think of when i used to hang out with him, and we would do coke.

anyways, about 10 minutes later, some guy comes in, and out of nowhere  he starts talking about COCAINE...like how random? synchronicity? OR SET UP??! im sure. i know john knew about my myspace, followed me to FB, and knows about this blog EH AMIRITE? HI! waves

so the sync today was the girl saying the former customer smelled like she shit her pants (i did not notice), and later i really did smell shit. that does happen tho, with kids. i remember a little girl kept whining about having to go to the bathroom, then it smelled like POOP

it was just odd that it happened like this? i never smelled such a terrible sugary rotten stench of shit at my job before tho. HA! and then, the bedtime stories, which was about wearing diapers to shit your pants??





EDIT: i forgot to mention, i was locked out of my register. i wasnt able to sign in to start ringing ppl up when i first got there. so, the big(ger?) manager had to come to help. but i noticed that he needed me to follow him, but when we were walking, i saw his hands point in the devil horns...i mean, im sure it doesnt mean anything!??!? or does it?

im watching this alice in wonderland asmr, and its kind of relaxing. it is! 

i want to do asmrs that remind me of the magical wonder of being a child IN THE 80S!

nothing else can compare to the wonder of the 80s. i liked forests, serendipity books, i want to do asmr that will remind people of these times..

heres the one im watching: