J-wowws slutty dress

im not in a good mood. yesterday i had a long day at work, without real food. nothing to eat! i had a banana before i left, along with three crackers and cheese, then i went to work and i later had a bagel with cream cheese, then i had a cookie, and finally later i had a brownie for dinner basically, because i was starving and i had to stay until after 830 due to a layover. i was not in a good mood, i was hungry, i just wanted to go home and relax. well i go home, and mike is just laying on the couch, he doesnt even look up at me. ok.....so, he moved to the loveseat, and i went to sit next to him to try to get some sort of attention and to be nice, and he does not look at me, so i said, "how come you cant even look at me" or something like that. well, in a very belittling and berating tone, he starts telling me how he doesn't want me on the internet for 16 hours a day....and im like, thinking, 'oh boy, i do not want to hear this cripe...(or whatever...shite) you know, i just had a fucking stupid day at work, im hungry...and i dont want to feel like a child, being scolded or something! hes so fucking clueless...and next thing i know, he is screaming at me, pointing his finger at me accusatorily, (dont point your finger at me!) pissing me off so i start screaming at him calling him an ogre and that i hate him! and i dont want to live here anymore i want to move out and he yells, "fine move out" and pushes me on the couch. fuck him! its so miserable and depressing with him anyways, he is an ogre. he isn't supportive, or respectful of me. he is nothing we don't even really talk. we never have real conversations. so he goes downstairs and i went downstairs to watch jersey shore on the hi-def....well, i actually like to sit and share witty remarks, you know, snappy judgemental quips or whatever, witty repetoire to and fro, sarcastic relays about the jersey shore. i told him that and he said, "you have to be witty to share witty repetoire" uh, no mike YOU AINT WITTY! killjoy! buzzkill!! that what you are! and so while watching jersey shore, he keeps saying things like, "hello!" like some creep! first of all, i think i am more attractive than those jersey shore skanks, yet mike seems to think they are all super hot or something, why? because they have money to buy their boring little dresses, very deb-like dresses, or just who cares? its boring! little dresses that looks like a little dress from DEB is boring! i know its not DEB but....ok, now since i wasn't able to really share my thoughts on last nights jersey shore i will, but first of all, he thinks they are so hot, even snookie? why because they can afford fake tans, fake boobs, fake hair, fake eyelashes, stupid little dresses and heels come on! and thats hot?? wow mike your clueless! plus, they are all beat!! yes j-woww has fake boobs, but they look bad. the reason is because they dont have a natural sag, they are like bolt-ons, and thoes are not attractive..a natural bounce in nice you know? like kate upton or whatever haha! (shes the model on the cover of sports illustrated)*ineedtofootnotethisoroopsifipressenterthenitwillputthewordinthenext    ,also   sentenceseethewordappearedhere anyways, what else? i dont know? i need to go get my check at work, go soihadtoaddafootnotebelowso s figure out my taxes (my dad said i should get a few thousand back because ahhhipressedentercheckitouti was a full-time student last year?) ,  oh boy i cant seem to edit now...i tried and it started getting weird again....up above its because i tried to put a sentence after sports illustrated and it wouldnt let me...if i go back and try to add words, it skips around to the next sentence and its all a mess! im mad! i'll take a shower later tho...i just want to get my check etc...i have no money! also i need to go grocery shopping so i need to leave like, NOW! mike is right tho, i cant be on the internet all the time! he just doesnt need to be mean. like, this morning, i was sleeping next thing i knew he was pushing my leg and said in a very un-friendly morning voice(hewasalreadyawakeandgettingreadyforwork), "Lori" and adminst my sleep-unregistered state of being woke up confusion, i think i kind of yelled or groaned or something, like "shut up" because i didnt want to be awoken from my dream...and then he calls me a bitch and starts yelling and leaves. i dont need that abuse. i dont need to be called a bitch or a cunt!
*i have to edit this way or else it wont let me ever since that lady spilled tea on my laptop so kate upton i only know that because of thedirty.com otherwise i would not even give a shit who kate upton is, but yeah i thought she was also the girl on the sobe commercial and it turns out she is, the ONLY time she really looked hot, now shes meh...im a hater huh? here is a link to the sobe commercial tho:damnet! ok so, im back here now!???!? here is a link to kate upton sobe (the only time i think she looks hot that is, but who cares? WHO CARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i want to look hot tho! OK!?? YOU KNOW? I WANT TO BE HOT im sick of mike always thinking every person on tv is hot why because they are on tv? NOT HEALTHY NOT HEALTHY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVcRCyFy08 actually i think its kind of cheesy to think these girls are all hot cuz you look like some sort of stupid couch potato average american who gets encaptured by images on tv, ahem mike JERSEY SHORE GIRLS SO HOT! i know he also does it to piss me off too! still yoiu know? what else was i going to say? oh yeah, about jwoww...i also want to say something else, i forget!!!! hmm...i forget!!!!!!!! I FORGET!!!!????! HELP! oh yeah, two more things...ok i was listening to some interview on the dirty the other day, and they had on jessica burciaga? i guess she is a playmate or on playboy magazine, in sorry...um...and i was listening to it, he is trying to sound like howard stern by the way he talks? who cares ha! i never listen to that show and i am slightly embarrassed talking about it, but the girl sounded so full of herself, then some girl called and she said, 'i need to act like i like girls so that i can get all kinds of fans, guys and girls, (but no one heard her say that or if they did didnt just ask her, 'what did you say?) then nik said he doesnt find her attractive and got her all insecure so she began talking about wantint to get breast implants or +2s as they call it..

so last night on jersey shore, well, j-los i mean, when j-wow was talking to her boyfriend then he started flipping things around and getting angry at her saying he doesnt need to be accused or whatever he was yelling about, you know, he probably cheats on her. he probably cheats on j-woww from jersey shore. i know this is stupid to worry about, i just am sharing since mike does not listen to anything i say...sometimes it is called a bond or connection over something as dumb as the jersey shore, ok? its what couples do! anyways, yeah so i think roger is cheating on j-woww because girls will think, well, girls can be competitive, and they would actually want to be with a guy over someone he is with, (such as j-woww)...so he probably cheats! well, then last nights show he went to visit and j-wow wore this skanky porn-starry dress, uhhh why you wearing a dress that slutty girl? i think its because she wanted to look hot...she wanted her man to be like, 'my girl is HOT!" well all girls want to feel hot, seriously. i mean, thos with alot of self-confidence dont give a shit i gues, but its nice to feel sexy! except you dont need to wear what jwoww was wearing! i would wear something i feel comfortable in, which is baggy or tight little t-shirt, i am not a dress and heel wearer tho, that is, a wearer of dress and heels....i need a shower and i need to get my check!! oh my goodness what am i doing its noontime now and i am going to start getting noontime hungry.... here is a link i found about her dress (with a blurry pic) http://www.wetpaint.com/jersey-shore/articles/was-jwowws-dress-sexy-or-slutty-

 here is another link: http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/133214/jersey_shore_recap_jwowws_dress
im getting sick of it! well i have stuff to do i need to go get my check, deposit it, also i need to like, get my taxes done....and what else? Eat! go get some groceries....i dont know? also, i have to be nervous about getting yelled at once again, well, for writing this blog! i will probably delete it soon too....yeah. well




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