hey

cant wait to have my baby! when it becomes a wee bit older, like a 5 year old, im gonna be making him some GOOD meals!!!

oh so yeah, i submitted my 5 hour energy submission! i will give a link to it in a bit!

sorry got sidetracked bcuz i smell breaded chicken and potatos...

i should eat tho...
 ok well, i wrote the script and i am going to explain the inside jokes!!! ok so jay is a chemistry teacher at my old high school, warren tech. walt white is a chem teacher on breaking bad so i added a little hidden msg also a thumbs up to me 'your not going to poison us are you?'

then i made him say, 'face it, no one wants to feel like a METH HEAD' another nod to breaking bad...also, i dont like feeling jittery and i dont think a lot of ppl dont either. so if you drink it with a plain, HOT (no one else used HOT just smoothies and mixed with juices and stuff), white decaffeinated tea. mistake i made tho, i wrote 2 gallons of boiling water i should of said liters, i could of sworn jay told me gallons tho!?? other mistake, we used high school kids...we were talking about using college theme..erghh

the name is TeaBerryYum, (teabarium) which sounds like an element from the periodic table of elements...

the YUM also plays with the contest, Yummification!

and its tea and berry shot, so teaberryyum!

towards the end, someone asks, isnt that the element for terbium? (it is) he says, 'it er be alright' (my joke!!) because when you 'wiki it', you will see that terbium is from ytterby switzerland, that and a few other elements.

terbium is used in flourescent lighting and it explains it as illuminating. i panned up to the flourescent lighting because of this also a nod to the 'illuminati' (i also had one of the kids do the devil horns hehe in case they notice idk...)

i also said, 'your speaking my language' because while jay and i were brainwashing, pandora was speaking to us.

i will explain....


LUCKILY i wrote it all down!!!

mmm hmmm!

see, we had on a station, um...new wave i guess

since it is a 5 hour energy shot, the bon jovi song came on, 'well give it a SHOT!" you know, shot through the heart...

you give love a bad name!"

also, another song came on, 'hit me with your best SHOT' (80s station on i guess)

song comes on, "some will win, some will lose" (not sure what song that is!??! i can google lyric it but nah

then jay started bopping bcuz land down under came on...

i was like, 'there is no msg here!?" but then it said, 'he just smiled, and handed me a vegemite sandwich' at the time we were drinking beer and vegemite is the root of beer so it was saying , drink your beer. and 'your speaking my language'

drinking my beer IS speaking my language, but also a nod to the illuminati, "your speaking my language!" *wink*

i dont know if i have a chance tho, unfortunately. i re-read the rules and it says no under 18...wtf!? i was going to make a quick one but never did...another one to submite..


ehhh...maybe they can overlook that....OH PLEASE!! I COULD REALLY USE THIS MONEY! EVEN IF ITS THE 3RD PLACE, WHICH IS 10,000.00

i will put up link later..