gah!

oh my gosh i feel so bad about something i did at work...hashtag #holiday horrors christmas concert gone wrong..!!

so, i was at the register, and you know, typical register shit. i was at kids. i kind of prefer to work alone...meh...it doesnt matter tho. 4 hours goes by quickly aint a thang!

but yeah so, kids tends to get quite busy...which is fine. oh so, before work, um....the lawyer called me back. he said i am already enrolled in the ASP so most likely i will get that. i wanted to ask him what i can while i had the chance but he was questioning me like i was an idiot or something..."what don't you understsand? what don't you comprehend?" uh well, i called him at first because moss wanted me to call him to give him approval to call moss but i also had some questions. i was hoping to get a first offense but he reminds me that i won't be able to because this is actually my third dui (it is)...so.....i mean, whatever. dui's. i have a problem, with fucking DUI shit. i mean, yeah whatever right? its fine. i had to go to work.

so, this woman was there with her daughter, and they wanted to try on some holiday dresses, so i helped her somehow, i said she can try on the dresses in the dressing room. then she was done and she had two dresses.

she kept thanking me for all my help, which began to distract me because i was still in the process of ringing her up. i set the dresses behind to and usually i will go to check for tags and after or before i ring the customer up i will take the tags off and then bag them, depending on what i feel...i should?

i heard her talking to her daughter about how they will quick head home, she will put the dress on, and they will bolt to the concert.

so i knew she was in a rush and she seemed very nervous and i was just like, 'ok she is in a hurry so i am going to just put these dresses in a bag'.

anyways, i forgotten about her and was putting clothes away from the dressing room but the other girl came in and she was like, she needed to speak to the manager. she wanted to know if there was a way to take the tags off. someone forgot to take the tags off and she was pissed and late for a concert.

i was like, 'oh no! it was that lady who kept thanking me!??!"

uh...and i knew i forgot to take the tags off! so they were rushing around worried about this girls christmas concert!!!

she apparently demanded to speak to a manager and she was about an hour away so she could not come back (i wouldnt want to be here anyways!)... there whatever

oh boy did i feel like an asshole/dope whatever!?? i mean, if i was ditzy i could play ift off and be cute but instead im sure i cant play it off in that aspect, i just have to continue to be dazed and confused, so be it.

most of the time i feel that way!!! the girl who came in talks so fast and its like, trying to decipher out to interact with her. i dont know what it is but lately, it is like everyone has some sort of ADHD, like people will talk, but they arent really talking to you, more like, at you...so its just like, what should i do? squint my eyes and kind of, shake my head and agree?

i mean, i always feel so......freaking paranoid. its like......this fucking TI shit is getting to me!??! or everyone is just a bunch of ADHD jingle jangle brains!??! its like, everyone talks so fast!??! slow down!?? or they are just talking!??!

so i think that leaves me kind of like.......in my own world. and i get distracted so when i deal with customers, i am worried they are going to start bitching about coupons and shit. i mean, these registers are all strange, with all the different kinds of coupons that are constantly changing!??!

i like a sinple register! greet the customer, scan the item, scan a coupon if they have any, take the payment (charge, check or cash)...give them their receipt. have a good night.

bon ton has so many coupons and people want a coupon or perhaps they want to open up a new bon ton credit card!?? oh my gosh! i freaking dont know!?? gahhhh!!!!!!!!!! im gonna go to my room be right back........