ok now i will just bring up this whole 'fried chicken' thing...
i will keep italics, yes? ok then...(the racist but cute, maria the maid joke in family guy)...ok so!?? now!?! do comedians use a tinge of race in their jokes? maybe..maybe so, but not to be 'mean' lets just clarify that!!! ((and someone actually just made a point too)) the racism thing is something that is and has been embedded into our psyche...
case in point..ok no more italics...what do you think about when you hear 'watermelon?'
how about, 'how'? How? (indians duh!!) hiya hiya Hiya hiyuh
what about, the oliver twist jokes conan makes?
idk..
we just...sort things together..in a way. so that being said!??! fried chicken
what do we think about? fried chicken...
ok on to the next thing. remember, when i mentioned 'mossy' bringing up 'fried chicken' to dave attell??
see, dave attell was recently on craig ferguson. he has been on conan in the past.
conan had on a black guest. i do forget his name tho. he did the tango with him the night before. since he is promoting his movie, he came back on the night after, and well...they did a skit to promote his new movie.
first of all, conan was 'interrupted'...by something? it was a desk. oh a desk, by dean cole, black guy on his show, who does nothing but black jokes, hey its his thang! (that will bring me back to something else FULL CIRCLE...dang...it was YOU)
um.....so when his guest came back on, they had movie theater seats and refreshments, one of them was of course, a bucket of popcorn. last night it made me think of my popcorn/kfc gif in my tumblr. google it. twitch. lulafawn.
i doubt conan googles my name, and i doubt he was on twitch to see me twitching around there...but who knows?
so.......just now, or rather, an hour ago, team coco posts a pic to that skit. i commented, "that popcorn reminds me of a skit i made where the popcorn turns into a KFC bucket'
later, the guy who was in the midst of a racist battle or something on team cocos comments the day before, comments to my comment. 'explain why a KFC bucket' to which i replied, well, the popcorn bucket makes us think of another famous bucket, the KFC..i didnt say that i forget exactly what i said. i have to put on makeup.
i was trying to find it so i GOOGLED it and all that came up was my poison blog, buckets of fun! but there IS NO LINK TO IT! the gif is on my tumblr. i did see that one tho and it was carl from aqua teen covered in EYEBALLS!
hmm is santa in that episode? i cant think now!??! i need to go into work mode. makeup and stuff none of this rambling business!??!
but yeah so...it just makes me think...eyeballs/adult swim/aqua teen tumblr like, was that all just set up? because the guy sitting next to conan is black!?? fried chicken?? black!?? subliminal are we??
im not racist, hey! i aint sayin shes a golddigger, but..she a golddigger (kim posted something but she wont get my jokes nor will her lame followers)
and, fellow whities (im not WHITE btw im native american hiYA hiyah HIYAH hiya!)
dont see 'nigga' just say 'swinga' like, 'swinga what? swinga who!?"
and after this pic i will just post the kim thing real quick...
can i just say something too??? if i had a lazer pointer i would totally use it...
look what his guest is drinking...a cup. CUP!!
DID YOU GUYS FREAKING HACK INTO MY LAPTOP TOO BECAUSE, WELL, I HAD TO PRT SCREEN TO GET THAT SCREENCAP WHICH IN TURN SAVED IT TO THE PAINT FOLDER, where all these images and tim and eric images and adult swim stuff even peewee herman with the big eyeball was saved!??!
sigh!! its too much, giving me a headache!! man!!
oh yeah, the kim story! and it may seem racist. k lately or sometimes i speaketh like a sort of..whitey gone rappin like i happnin to be comin out of nappin that world where reality be slappin the buttcheeks of um...tappin...kims A..that is!
kim kim kim
sigh so kim is so prudent about using the word 'aint' to which i respond to HER post, "i use the word "aint' as part of lazy slang.
she reposted something, LET ME FIND IT!
BIG MUSCLES AINT A THANG WITHOUT A BIG HEART
so i wrote, i write aint as part of lazy slang
then i said, it should of said, 'big muscles aint a thang without a big heart, mang..
then i wrote, its part of my lazy slang! dang!
and her friend that is a marine seemed to not think im funny and responded he is dressed as a marine kim says big marines with big hearts swoon
so i said "aint" aint a thang, dang! kim jus wants to know, how does it hang? **stares and blinks** so...how does it hang? hot marine, with muscles!??! (im speaking to YOU!!)
alright thats enough now honestly i need to start getting ready for work...
its like, my mind is consumed and working late its harder for me if i work in the morning i wake up and have my healthy brefast go to work do my thang...it dont mean a thang if it dont have that twang do wop do wop do wop do wop do wop do wop do wop do wop!
but yeah then i can come home become wrapped not vice versa!??!
ok i wish i had a cd made with all sort of song on it! hasheesh!!!
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