i think this seems to be working ok. its a very old laptop and the fan is really loud. its big and bulky and embarrassing looking. i wonder when a laptop like this was acceptable...its a silver compaq, big and bulky...?? presario. im not even sure i should attempt to watch the conan episodes i missed or listen to the tim and eric podcast i missed? i need my hard drive too. i feel so helpless without my own laptop!! sigh!!! so loud!!
i feel disgusting too! i am a complete slob. i thought i was getting back on track, but i should of never quit that job i had. seriously. im going to make a full blog about moss. i just have too!!!
first, let me write what i need to write so i can move forward finally!!!
a few things, i forgot at the janes addiction concert, we were packed like sardines. moss said we could of had a better standing arrangement but honestly what does it matter now? maybe that jerky guy would of never cut in front of me or that conversational couple would of not annoyed me, later fusing into one headbanging raggedy anne and andy, or maybe jean paul would of not came over to make the very same exact joke moss was telling me about in the car, same with that other guy who did the same thing!, while rudely pushing me...like i said, we were packed, and i saw people moving out of the way. this big, heavy guy with long hair looked as if he was having a seizure. it was pretty scary. i thought maybe he was OD'ing or maybe having a heartattack. His eyes were somewhere else too, rolling back into his head.. no one else seemed concerned, however. i stared at him and then watched as the bouncers attempted to pull his big body out from the crowd. i even considered maybe he was a sacrifice. i could totally see how blinded morons would just dance around the guy who burned to death last year during the halloween weho street party. hollywood is bullshit people are so blinded. too many street puppets not enough kind souls. kind souls are eaten up.
ok so...last weekend ron j had his 'days of the dead' convention to do. it was saturday and moss gave me the lineup, so i checked it out.
oh wait! forgot about when we were at the rainbow, with krueger sweator girl (later that night rick and morty had the nightmare people and freddy krueger) so odd huh?? her name was waywani or something, and that guys name was i forget? that was weird tho....def some jerry springer stuff. oh so moss, he always has to know a few lines in a language, so he can speak to the people in their language. in a town where most people do not ask the busboys, cashiers, bankers, and servers questions, moss always does. of course, good intentioned, sometimes it may appear as if moss is being rude. for instance, he was asking the busboy at rainbow, en espanol, that he needed to talk to sal. moss asks what peoples names are. 'necessito un sal'. the busboy looked at him, took off, came back and put a shaker of salt on the table. i started laughing so hard!! well he did ask for salt!
so as i was saying, that saturday ron had a monster 'days of the dead' convvention to attend too. rather than sitting around doing nothing, i decided to go. i originally asked moss if we can go but moss started whining at me saying he just wanted to watch breaking bad, (such great host!), same deal with going to the roxy to meet slash, i video'd his screaming and whining like a baby but i had to delete it to make more room to video other stuff on my phone) ron white people dancing. i actually forgot some ron white info!!?! ugh wow
if i was on my laptop id link to the video of the SNL type woman who sat next to us, who laughed a bit too hard at the jokes, kind of acting ironic to his jokes. he then made a joke about people from kansas, in which the fake couple next to us said, He was from Kansas the guy, (who really did look like a potato) said he did, then ron white made a joke about kansas people looking like potatoes and their girlfriends are vaginas. and the girl, the one sitting next to me, (who reminded me of maya rudolph with glasses) was like, HAHAHA!! its like, he made a jab at those obnoxious people! then they all started dancing and she got up and started dancing like someone who so desperately wanted to appear funny but just comes off as desperate, sort of like how jen dances, funny but desperate. in fact, the whole thing was funny!!! when ISNT it funny!???! that lady later yelled, oh when the wife sang a song about crazy girls......the song i wanted to remember from fremont street in fact...."shes not there!" its an older song, hippie type song..."shes not there! oh the way duh duh!"
that lady screamed, "I KNOW IM CRAZY!" ha!!!! see im missing top model too! what channel is cw on? i miss all these shows because i never find them!??!
anyways!! this is gonna take me a long time!
oh also, this falls under the moss category.....we were in the car. when i make jokes, moss does not laugh at them, when someone on comedy central makes a joke, he laughs all like george mc fly. case in point, i made a joke about moss getting his way, and laughing while jerking off, and i proceeded to make jerking off motions. i said how i felt like tho, like he is selfish and he says sorry but really he is not...and he doesnt hear me or listen to why i feel like that. instead he tells me im mean and nasty to him. how annoying is it to hear someoe tell you your mean and nasty when that is not the intent. what is this, elementary school?
later ron white did a jerking off motion and moss laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world. i said thats the joke i did!??! you didnt think it was funny then? moss just likes canned jokes and laughter.
he will laugh at some things i do, but alot of times he wont listen. save for my moss post tho! lets move on, please!?!!!!!!!!
(weird how ron white made the same joke i did in the car tho?? and the big brother joke..)
anyways....so yeah moss didnt want to go to days of the dead. he said ron will be done at 4 pm. i just didnt want to be there to long but i didnt want to not do anything!??! and plus i checked out the website i like conventions!
well, i went out to wait for ron, moss walked out for me, and ron pulls up in his junker car. 'oh boy' i thought as i got into his car. he cracked some sexist joke only ron can get away with i suppose. "will she pay for this vaginally or orally" GROSS really!??! but whatever, its a ron joke!? ron knows im moss's friend and he just makes jokes. he knows im not one of those girls that he gets with nor does he try, which is perfectly fine with me! hes always really nice to me. we talked about moss a bit, interesting to hear from rons perspective. he says moss rubs people the wrong way (no joke there tho, he does!) instead of letting people brag for instance, moss finds discrepancies and moss has to brag about his knowledge of finding out the bounty hunter (as ron put it) countav killed that many amount of people! then people say, 'whos that guy? hes a downer dont bring him around no more!"
rons driving is so bad! we barely missed a collison, (strangely tho, not rons fault!?) now that i think about it, maybe it was like a movie set up, where two stunt men looked like they were gonna collide with us. and then there was a road closed sign, which ron totally ignored, and then he drove over a huge block of missing road, and it sounded like something was dragging. he would turn without blinkers, he would veer into the other lanes, it was the most stressful car ride ever. we finally got there and he lost his patience while trying to find a place to park, he even managed to squeeze his car passed other waiting cars, and even the parking attendant was in shock, he backed out when no adiue happened, and tried to drive around and the thing didnt lift so he kept trying to lift it. he started having a hissy fit. oh boy!?!!??!?
so we just parked at the spot the kid originally told us to park. it wasnt far walking distance at all!?? inside the convention, i saw eric, who used to date mallory. i said hi to him. ron charged him 5.00 for a pic with him. we also said hi to ian ziering, who is very attractive and smiley and nice, he introduced himself to me!? im like, 'i know who you are!?" and smiled. also saw tara reid. that was cool.
we had a booth in the corner and i was walking around. i guess they were moving rons table when i got back, for some reason. they needed that spot, but than how come the long haired glasses porn producer next to us who had a slice of pizza didnt move? it was just rons booth? AND they moved it OUTSIDE in the hallway. a long line was waiting for clive barker to sign their merch, CLIVE BARKER? i thought it was a line for a panel, so i got in line, and some witchy warlock came up to me. it was a line for a signing, and i had nothing. 40.00 for a signature. hey im tired! im gonna finsih the rest tomorrow!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
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