oh my gosh i had kombucha tea, and i realized, it is .01% alchohol, and i can feel its hypnotic effects now. i noticed i feel aa tightening of the veins!! oh man....hmmm...well, yesterday i saw dr oz and they were talking about probiotics, healthy bacterias, such as greek yogurt and kimchi, and they mentioned this tea. well, i have been hanging out at mikes house..alright, i will get back to this story, but then, i need to take shower and head home. oh i also bought kefir.
i will do the dishes before i leave i suppose.
so, as i was saying, i was very disappointed in chops in that he simply did not relay plans accordingly. i mean, communication is key and if he had a clue, he would of made sure i had a ride up to the hill climb, especially after i kept telling him how i want a bike ride up there! thats the whole point of going!!! right??? why would i drive my dumb car up!?? so yeah whatever..so i called up mike. i told chops too, i should of just came up this morning, (instead of having drank the night before till morning) so i just went to mikes, because like i said, i didnt want to go home because i smelled like beer and campfire....
oh yeah he started to sound like leonard from big bang theory (chops did) anyways, enough of that story, moving on!!??!
i went to mikes, and he rented don john again...(was that his name in the movie? i forget!???!) mike was like, 'i wont say anything to make you mad, i just wanted to see the part where he is in the car'...
i tried to explain to mike, they even said how they were extreme caricatures of stereotypes, his character was, her character was, even julianne moores was i guess? him being an ultra guido type, hers being a typical annoying girl, but since she was made to be such a hottie, i dont know? he thinks scarlett johansseon is so hot!??! i try explaining to him, the magic of movies!! i mean, if i was an actress, by the power of greyskull, id be hot too!!! it takes hair, makeup, a witty round of sex appeal the writers do, "do you think i can make you happy?" a pause after the walk or the camera capture of the girl, some sexy type music, wind machine whatever. it just gets annoying. anyways....
yNO!!! it highlighted and deleted!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!! the whole paragraph!! about the grocery store!!! my arms are tired from typing; i typed and described a bunch too! fuck!! why does this highlight and delete!??! the whole paragraph???
i said, mike and i went to the grocery store. I FUCKING HATE THIS!!! i said, damnet!???! we bought a bunch of groceries, i said komucha tea and kefir, (im mad. i just wrote a bunch and it deleted it!!! this laptop sucks!) i was going to let mike use my card for his groceries too. i was going to make salmon for dinner. so we loaded the cart, and then he said that he doesnt have my ebt card..so i was like, well, check your truck maybe it is there? so while he went to check the truck, i started looking up and down the aisles, to see if he might of dropped it. i didnt see it. i stood by the cart in the flower area and some miami vice hipster girl with retro 80s sunglasses (huh!???), came inside and stood right by these lily of the valleys i had seen (earlier we went to hobby lobby with sage and stuff, i spotted these cool oversized flowers like roses and lily of the valleys, very alice in wonderland esque good for a photoshoot..) well get back to the 80s thing in a bit...and james franco/lindsey lohan dr. OZ kombucha tea....lily of the valleys, 80s retro....
so then mike comes back in, and he proceeds to curse at me, throwing around f bombs, calling me lazy because i didnt carry my purse inside? i asked mike outside to hold onto my card because i did not have any pockets so he was the one who lost MY card!!! i should of been mad at him!!! yet here he was, cursing at me, embarrassing me in public! i felt like one of those jerks who curse and yell in front of kids and people! it was horrifying, so i said, i should be mad at you for losing my card! then i just had to walk out of there, and i went to the truck very upset! he came out later still cursing, and the miami vice hipster came out (she was done already? i dont think she even bought anything???) and mike kept screaming at me, so i just screamed, so loud!!??? i know the miami vice hipster girl heard me. i was so upset! then mike was like, 'heres what your gonna do, your gonna go back inside and ask customer service if anyone returned your card (which i was going to suggest if mike wasnt yelling at me inside! we were doing good up until that point) so he was like, im going to go pay for my things, (realization that is what he was going to have to do since he couldnt use my card, that he lost!!!) so i gathered my composure went inside and got in line. the woman in front of me was too busy chatting and taking her time putting her wallet back in her purse i was about to say, 'hurry the fuck up!! geez!' then i asked about anyone returning the card, she said no, but she asked the other cashier, and she asked me my name, and she was like, 'yep right here' so i was happy and said thank you!
then i went to look for mike, he already put all my stuff back, and he saw i had the card. he started being all nice to me, whatever!??! and he started acting like i was yelling too, this and that. i was so hungry and starved and depraved... he told me where he left my food but i guess someone put it all away except the salmon, that they wrapped up for me. i also had dill, kombucha tea, kefir, lemon, some other stuff. i grabbed some greek yogurt and we went back home after paying with my card. yes i still let him use the card after he was a dick to me.
i made a healthy dinner of baked salmon with lemon zest, marinaded in some soy sauce, dill, and baked it with roasted asparagus with garlic and almonds, also almond slices on the salmon, olive oil on asparagus, and then (my neck hurts i need another painkiller).....it freaking hurts the way i was sleeping on it. after it was done baking, i squeezed fresh lemon over the asparagus and salmon and added some greek yogurt on the salmon with some fresh dill. i also made quinoa (mike wanted quinoa i was gonna make couscous!) i dont like quinoa tho!? if i made couscous i would ditch the packet and use my own herbs tho...packets have too much sodium....
healthy dinner but we were still hungry after so mike wanted to go to burger king (gross i HATE burger king!!) and he got me a spicy chicken sandwich. i need to start eating healthy and banish the bloat and double chin i now have.
so..........anyways, maybe i should of had whole wheat rolls with the dinner. i need to start eating healthy tho! and i need a fucking JOB!! srzly!!! i have been feeling so freaking....i am ready to do something with life again.
my neck really hurts tho.
oh the james franco thing, yeah...i have a link to a bungalow story he bungalowed up about chateau marmont, ill blog about it later tho i need a shower!!!
oh yeah, back to sunday and don john, after that, he put in classic simpsons, we were in the basement. it was hot out . very hot. it was cool in the basement. i was laying on the futon, and i took a nice nap. remember, i only had a few hours of sleep!?? say we went to sleep night before, sunrise..so, what? 6ish? i probably only had 2 and half 3 hours sleep!??! it wasnt that light out tho....it was getting there. so i dont know? i was tired tho!! so i had taken a nice long nap! if i did go to the hill climb, i would be exhausted. mike and i actually attempted to take a walk, but my legs were so tired! i am out of shape, i need to get back in shape. if i went to the hill climb, id be exhausted, dehydrated, miserable, hot! so its probably good that i didnt go anyways!! i should of just gotten a nice rested sleep then meet up in the morning, but again chips was not clear with me, so wtf!
ok im gonna go home. sage is there too.
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