hey im back. i just re-read what i wrote and it just doesnt make sense because it is so sloppy therefore it is easy to get lost in the points i was trying to make.
a.) in the car, moss was telling me, "lori, with all due respect, if we get split up and i need to get back to you, (for instance, if i was farther ahead in the crowd), he would tell people, "I need to get back to my wife", and if I needed to get to him, I should call him my husband, it's much easier to do that and get through. He then told me a story at when california won for gay marriage, the cops wernta bout (moss says woudlnta couldnta alot)...wasn't going to let moss through, but he told them his friend who was standing in a good spot because um, i forget? moss is in the bathroom so i cant just ask him. his friend was an important person who had a good standing spot. moss told the cop there, "with all due respect, this is a day i would like to at least stand next to my husband for' or something to that extent......
well it was very strange because, just as we were talking about, that happened to us twice...with the jon paul guy and the pushy pusher guy that i pushed back...(meaning, they told the same story about having to get to the wife, and the one even was like, 'oh theres a wall there' so he was lying! its as if someone heard our conversation in the car and told hecklers to heckle us, also with reading bout the guy who cut in front of the other guy on the yelp review, and having that very exact thing happen to me, you know!??!)
what else what else!??!
oh there was a girl who didn't move out of the way when clearly i was walking, causing her to push right into me. rude!
what else??? quick drunk late night bite..(bacon wrapped sausages), in which moss never had but he disregarded what i had to say in that essence, rather brushed me off like what i had to say was not important. its just called, casual talking. not everything has to be a story about everything!
i do have a story tho. at the end of the night, a bevified gaggle of skinny girls wearing high heels and mini dresses left one oak, (jay-z's club as moss always informed me, the one where there was a shooting and chris brown almost got shot out the night before the vmas. justin bieber was there too i believe.)
moss also had a 4 ft snipe he was carrying, denzels new movie...even tho i knew it was too big to put in his car. it was really chilly out.
ok, here is my opinion on these girls that wear little dresses and heels, so......sure i would love to dress up and look hot, but these girls all stick together, so its not for your boyfriend. they get all dressed up and go out, so that they can walk by and guys can check them out, and five minutes later, check out a new group of girls dressed like that. and they will be forgotten, because face it, little dresses and heels are boring and forgettable. for these lamer guys, its like a heaven for them, checking out all the lovely ladies. the girls are NOT trying to get layed either! trust me! i mean, really. its easier to target some drunk insecure old fat girl than to target a young, hot skinny sexy girl, yeah! like me! KIDDING trust me!! i dont want no one out here and i aint hooking up with anyone! seriously! guys are just SOL if trying to get layed at end of night, but honestly i dont think ppl really care too! the most carefree sexual free spirited place i have seen and been at is weho area! its a fun atmosphere, but its not like that anywhere else, really. people will talk to you....ahh who cares!??! but these girls, right, they had to walk blocks and blocks in uncomfortable heels while it is freezing outside, in mini dresses. i had sneakers and a long sleeve shirt...and people will forget who you are five minutes after they see you anyways, so who cares! yeah! point is, who even cares?!?
then moss sets the snipe down when we get to his car, and i hear these leggling girls and they are approaching us so i get in the car and close the door, laughing at how odd moss looks. some of the girls looked at moss and his snipe, most kept on walking. moss carried that movie snipe for blocks only to see it was too big to fit in the car. hes so odd!!!??!
people are odd tho.
i can feel the mocking laughs tho, but i put it out there. yeah see??
FUCK YOU!!!!
and good night!
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