since i am not (the connection on these mac keypads always dusc= see!?? disconnect and not only that they its so close ti=ogether its very uncomfortable to tyoe like yiy gave ti be ab ikd kadt (yiu have to be a=that meme old lady) wow! it is so hard ti tyoe to tyoe on this not even the smallest of hands i just!>> i will not be able to get used to typing on this super small keypad that is way to close together! what the heck!??? if i ever get a mac i will need a bigger more spread apart keypad but the connection always gets lost same with the mouse very annoying apple! fix it!!
ughhhh!! so anyways...asdfjkl; asdf jkl;
trying to readjust still, this is so weird!???
ok si f= okk so friday...moss reakky wabtee=d ti see FYCJ UT fuck it un im e= ughh im g= leaving the typos thanks to how closely spaced these letters!
moss reakky really wanted to see the ron white show which was in the OC, so we gad==== GAD b=no NOOOOO had!!! damn apple!
my laptop just burned out or something i had those like, superman coupons and some sort of youtube uploader PUP so maybe it was a virus of maybe someone hacked into my system and shut it down...damn you hackers! damn you to hell!
one of rons bits was about big brother watching but so what right? and that we al share everything on facebook and big brother right?
well i know im being watched, mocked...whispered at..targetted individuals...DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!! all you weird ugly girls...laughs of mockery...stupid lame ironic hipster guys (yes i know the guy who started talking to me when i was with denali at cabo was just....playin with me) chat with me than disappear...blah!!!
how do you like being lil puppets?? so yeah, the ron smith show was really good and his wifes band was good too! a country song came on and moss was like, "lo-oh-ori, this is your song" so i was thinking it was gonna be a song like, 'rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey! whiskey makes my woman, feel a little frisky" ut was a kacey musggraves song tho so i was confused yes i do like that song but that was not like, my song!?? more like his song!??!
whisper whisper
so......after the show we drove back and decided to go to the rainbow. either ron showed up or he was there i forget? spotted some bettie page hairstyle girl walkin around before ron showed up, and ron sat down. this girl then sat down and said hi to ron (i overheard him on the phone assumingly to micheal lipman chatting like an adolescent that he got to finger her and feel her boobies) but this is when things started getting odd. so this bettie page looking girl sat next to ron and stuff, and then some skinny lingering around punk kid came up and was acting up giving her his leather punked out jacket to hold on to and she had taken it, it looked like.....perhaps, she and him were together and he was puppy love with her, but she was arguing with him....and trying to get him to go away....but he kept wandering back. at first it appeared as if he was just a random guy, and he seen ron and got down on his knees and did that ,"all hail ron jeremy thing" . moss just left me at the table for a long time, but before that i saw a guy approach ron and when he turned, he had an EYE on his shirt. so im thinking, ok something amiss....amoss HAHAHA kneeslap ahh go fug yourself capiche???
yeah so....and plus i knew that punk kid was dancing like the puppet he is, and the bettie page girl....haha! yeah anyways!??! so shes all over rons knob at the table and then some european couple came by the guy really wanted to introduce his wife to ron so she was a euro blonde and while moss was amiss i was getting a weird sarcastic show but hey all in all yall are puppets hey whatever then she gave the husband (page did) her hand to kiss then he was chatting with ron so then all of a sudden the two women started kissing as if to give the appearance that they were all going to engage in some swinger shit (cuz moss is always talking about how ron is such a swingers swinger going to swingin swingers parties this and that)
so lil ol me is thankin' oh my goosh they be swangin they be swangin like i be drankin! should of did a cheers to that crew CHEERIO HOS!! Cheeri OH!!! yao=a yowza baby! (i should start acting up when these lil puppets swing my way GET IT!??! swing my way!) i crack myself up!!!
lol yall are scary folks i give ya that! VERY SCARY!!! see the thing is, i let the paranoia get to me, and when someone is some sort of morphed version of someone i know (ill get to that later) acting like some sort of horror story little girl...i need to just idk...im too meek tho, i hate being harassed tho. i mean, just...leave me alone!
(im going to write a story based on my experiences albeit)
ok so......moss gets back he left to talk to kevin. see, george was there so i met him but i felt bad that i left moss he was by himself so i went back to the table, that and george was acting weird like touching my leg and telling me i look good and acting like a puppet himself (i know he is), i just didnt want to deal with it im not interested in him so fuck it i left george and went to sit but moss left me! oh whatever so yeah...maybe george was supposed to be that way to creep me out so i go back to "enjoy the show"
so that bookbag skinny punk guy kept walking back and then they started fighting he then lost his bag and was yelling and acting drunk, slamming beers and bettie page arguing with him and when moss came back ron was gone and somehow moss was led to sit on the end by her, and these two horror story types wanted to sit next to me, and moss told me to move in and when i did they sat next to me. the dude was a dude. he had long gray hair and was asian wearing glasses and had a beard and the girl resembled my second cousin lauren and had long hair and a freddy kreuger type sweator the guy talked like the political newspaper comic that the one ex SNL actor does, the one who starts sentences but doesnt quite finish them. he kept saying the girl was his daughter this and that....and then it looked as if he knew the skinny punk puppet, and the whole thing was just crazy!??! then he mentioned jerry springer. ok so everyone knows that his shows are STAGED THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH IMPROV ACTING!!! so basically, as this unravelled with all its chaos and craziness, i figured that jerry springer actually set this up! so whatever ya know? jerry springer set up a show for us, at the rainbow! (plus i was sitting at the poison booth) but hey, i am a bit flattered! i should start using that aspect to figure out how to intimidate these lil puppets i mean, its not like i dont know that yall are lil puppets!
ill write more later....about the horror convention and last night. im gonna get my laundry.
oh hollywood! thanks for the IDEAS YES I AM GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT TURN IT INTO A STORY SCREENPLAY IT
TREATMENT IT FINAL DRAFT IT thumbs up
horror story
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