with all due respect penguin

hey so, that lil short story was written as i was thinking...it was grappling at tidbits and things...references and such...id say it was just a fan-fiction of egyptian mythology, things, tribes, sci-fi, dark metal, some breaking bad latitude and longitude (its an actual spot on the map)....even the journey to obtain witchcraftery from that yt video i posted...some dark reads. it was so hot the other day, at the beatles game, so i was thinking about my skin falling off my skeleton, and my holding it, and i thought that would be a cool drawing or animation....

im gonna continue what i was writing tho...

since moss did buy me a ticket out there, i was thinking, maybe i should just go out there!??! why not!?? besides, we could try to get into the tim and eric dr steve brule show, right!??! 

the next night is the oddball comedy show. and moss is VIP to that one! 

well well, i suggested to moss all this ok?

he says to me, "no! you cant come out unless you are looking for work"

Moss! I need to take care of my health first!!! i do tho!!! my face really feels like it is melting off. my chin is melting off because i am not eating good and i gained weight. i feel so gross and tired and not happy. i am not even working...

i wanted to go out, but not to stay. i wanted to go to the comedy shows..tim and eric! steve brule! POISON!!!

oh yeah also the oddball comedy show. personally, i saw chris hardwick on conan last week, and he said he is single, so i was just thinking, hes hot! idk!?? i was interested in meeting him, maybe taking a pic with him, (thats all that would happen anyways im sure)...and he would be around some super skinny hollywood type girl anyways, someone who has a hot and scary hollywood feel to them, none of which i have...

like a girl who has been used by who knows who...the hanger ons of someone famous....someone who can snub their noses to stub hub tickets because they are recommended to show up by handlers a plenty....to the washing machine of a mysterious hollywood essentially working together as a beating heart, all of which i am not a part of...

the girl would probably be young hip hollywood early 20s maybe even late teens because thats how it is...she would be wearing a really short like...skirt and crop top getup, (even tho its not really summer anymore!??) and some kind of...funky footwear, maybe a vest....and a big handbag, to further show off her skinny frame. she would look bored but enticing enough to be some of leacherous leech to chris hardwich, with some sort of 80s fluffy perm and heart shaped 'lolita' glasses, she would be wearing non-ironically...her pussy posse would look equally as scary as her, and they would actually be proud to be called pussy posse...then there would be me...wearing slops!! wearing makeup that isnt all poppy....my outfit would be boring and heck, and id be like, 'im rocking the slops' and that would be about it, as i smile a bit too wide or maybe just a bit too ree..

and they would then disappear into their scary hollywood world, of shadow pruppets and hypnotic coicles.

so yeah, you know? i says to moss, 'well can you tell chris hardwick that you have a friend that thinks hes hot?'

(i remember some girl...she must of had a big crush on the comedian demetri martin, and she was talking to moss who was going to bring her to him to meet him. i met and had taken a pic of him but i was really upset with moss because he kept telling me we wouldnt make it backstage at the festival supreme last year, but i did! i made it backstage, without his help. i was mad at him bcus when conan was backstage i looked at him and said , you think we can get backstage?' and he shook his head no, with a look of being a grown up saying no to their kid,  and for some reason that just really annoyed me! and i was upset because i felt like i had missed the opportunity to meet conan. i felt like i wasnt happy to take a pic with craig robertson or demetri martin but i was really overshadowed because of moss's mentality...

so...moss showed this girl to demetri martin and she was all excited and even crying over meeting him!?? 

i thought moss can deliver the msg to chris hardwick, but i should of learned he would mess it up because instead of asking williams street for a tour, he said he has a friend who is really good at computers...he muckied it up!!

so now!!! moss tells me NO! you cannot come out unless you are serious about a job. he thinks his mission in life is to help me!!

so that means i will MISS OUT ON THE OPPORTUNITIES TO MEET TIM AND ERIC AND STEVE BRULE/JOHN C REILLY (WHO I READ IS AN ASSHOLE IN PERSON)...and also maybe even chris hardwick..when i asked him if he can relay that msg, (his friend thinks hes hot blah blah blah)

he says, "with all due respect, if i meet anyone, im not going to talk about you. especially in front of my date"

ok so moss, i tell him, "you should wear a tuxedo, and a towel over your arm, and white gloves, as you hand them a disposable camera while you ask your date to take various different angles with it, 'with all due respect' wear a tuxedo since you will be on your best with all due respect behaviour!!!!!"

HE DID WRONG HUH!??!? HE DID WRONG!!!!!!!! GET HIM! GET HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT PENGUIN


ag...now its time to sleep. my life is so pointless...at least i dont get black out drunk anymore! havent had a hangover in over a month!! wow thats something to be proud of!