hey! yeah so.....this is exactly why i didnt want to come out here! i didnt want to fucking deal with hecklers, assholes, mockers, puppets, fools, smirkers, and nightmare people. (ironically, or maybe...connected, is everyone reviewing the first of tim and erics bedtime stories. the first show in examining, 'hole', in which true fans, the dissectors i mean, are dissecting this episode, im not talking about the topical poop and diarrhea/brown, tim and eric cliches, yet the ones who take note in the details....about how erics docile pushover character symbolizes the victim, while being prodded and pressured by tim's 'jock-like' mentality......) huh what!???
friday night went out for a bit. met denali and his roommates, guys/dudes, smart mogul types, one some sort of fashion designer expert, another, someone who was talking about franchise and making money idk. he was kind of cute, tall, someone i would of been interested in way back. the thing is, i didnt think it was fair how they were saying that guys can be in their 30s and start raising kids, yet women shouldnt wait that long. women in their late 30s can and do start raising children. whatever. i dont have nice going out clothes, so i wore black tight pants and a long slinky tank top and my thongs/"flip flops' but fancier.......blah! the place we went was a wait outside to confirm being on a list, and a bevy of girls adorning heels and mini dresses waited outside. i have a theory about those girls, but i will write it later. well, not a theory......an opinion.......
we lost their friends tho and the cute guy :( oh well who really cares. i think they went to a grand opening of some club. denali took too much time rather than schmoozing his way in he said he knew someone inside and the door guy was gonna let us in but the door girl saw my 'flip flops' and said, 'oh we cant let you in if your wearing flip flops' i told denali he should of agreed and just went in instead of agreeing and then changing his story, "oh no thats not the right guy". stupid! everything is stupid out here anyways! we ended up going to annoying loaded bcuz george was there but its always weird with george and denali bcuz its just like, wtf? denali looks around and idk, its just weird......i just want a fun friend to hang out with. thats all, even that it doesnt even matter! nothing really matters!!! im hanging out with these guys cuz they all live within walking distance, we all live on the same road! its just easy to hang out and then walk home after those lame all the same bars.....
SaTuRdAy Sunset Strip Music Festival
(im not gonna tag this shit however)
so all week moss has been out and about perfecting details about this festival, the busiest day for the strip.
we headed out around 7pm. of course, moss said he had to give michael lipman the tickets but that i could stand around while he does so. 'um, no, i'll just follow him?!( why would i just want to stand around doing nothing or being by myself??)
picked up a free can of coke they were handing out. moss wanted to find a close spot next to the stage, which i would of agreed to but he disclosed no information about when band was playing, when we got back from dropping off the tickets, moss got into the festival, well, you know how he whips out his hand and nods like, 'yes, i have a wristband' and i joked around and made puppy paws but he didnt notice my joke of course. if i tell him, 'its funny how you do that' (whip out his wrist or whatever he does) he gets irritated and thinks im making fun of him. i just think its weird he also cuts in front of ppl and has no regards...so we are back in the fest, and he still acts like he is in dire search of things. he flits his neck around like a meerkat searching for food, makes gopher like teeth...walks fast like he has something in dire need. i said, 'slow down!" i mean, ya know!??!
shit! everything highlighted and deleted. fuck fuck FUCK!!!!!!
sigh! we got inside and he was walking all fast but why? to get a good spot at the stage? he didnt tell me the details of when janes addiction was going to play.
(im so upset because i just wrote a bunch and it highlighted and deleted a big paragraph)
he was in a rush, so i was like chill we are inside! what was he looking for? i said lets go back to the food trucks...(i mean, what else are we going to do inside a closed off street, music festival. if i was with a friend, i would chill out, get a drink or some food, snap some pics, with moss its like, 'now what!?) he wanted to wait around at the stage for an hour.
on the way to the food trucks, some girl saw me walking but didnt move out of the way, causing her to rudely bump into her like a bully twat. assholes all of you pawns!
anyways, there was a trendy grilled cheese truck. moss said here ill give you money, get what you want i need to get a good spot" i was like, 'i dont need to wait in line, i'll just find one of the vendors that done have lines
so i saw a taco spot and i got up to it but this drunk fucking jerk guy deliberately cut in front of me. i was like, "you cut in front of me!" he just glanced and kept ordering. i was like YOU CUT IN FRONT OF ME I WAS NEXT'
he just looked over and said who cares? it was just like what i read on that yelp review about the chicken, how someone cut in front of him and the vendor didnt even care. who is setting up this shit!??! i was like 'i hope you shit all this taco out you drunk jerk im going to write a yelp review about you' (because someone told him to cut in front of me and hes a little puppet perp asshole) see THIS IS WHAT I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH THESE SHITS! MOCKING, DISGUSTING, PUPPETS FUCK ALL OF YOU!
i saw him smirk because he thought i was being funny whatever tho. its annoying! immature and wack!
anyways we found a spot, next to another set of 'actors, targetted individual style' FUCK YOU! it was a couple, who kept staring intently into each others eyes, the girl kept on looking into her 'boyfriends' eyes, i called her the conversating girl'. even if you are a couple, how many things can you talk about while waiting for a rock concert? i felt so close to another peoples world, but i didnt want to feel that, especially annoying street theater actors. i didnt want to show them i cared but i guess i am now huh? well to that girl you are very annoying and your date is affeminate.
on the ride over, moss was telling me how he was at some festival, and his friend who is a big black guy who is gay was standing at the best spot, so he told the cops that he was with his friends husband (they were celebrating gay marriage) and the cop let us in.
while waiting within the soon getting crowded crowd, this big bald guy heads on over, saying thats his wife next to me, realizing that it was a fence (i was at the edge)...(SET UP!) he said, 'oh! it ends there!" no wife, either!?? "hi! im jon paul' he introduced to moss. moss ignored him like a scared coward so he shook my hand i said, 'hi im lori' he had a look of amused satisfaction as he shook my hand. 'what!?? im the one you were supposed to heckle?" then he started chatting with the conversation couple, which ranged from stories of his girlfriend/wife/purple hair, free spirit, hippie, (reminded me of stories that brian from the group would say), also started talking about how their stories ((moss laughs at whatever he thinks he is supposed to laugh at with his laugh...the one he adopted))i hate when ppl just laugh blindly at anything in the meantime while missing things that have hidden msgs and when i try to explain to him he dismisses me, shaking his head and dissing me, shaking me off, whatever i say has no meaning to him))
jon paul and the conversating couple were engaging, jon paul talking about how their conversations and energy root off like a trees root to other people (guiding his hand towards me) to listen too and take what they will...
shut up you bunch of annoying puppets!
later on, this guy came up and was like, pushing...pushing me out of the way, "i got to get to my wife" so i pushed him as annoying as he pushed me. "dont push me!" i said! all these scumbag assholes what is wrong with ppl!? fuck you comedy asshole troupe types. just leave me alone!
i was really upset. anyways, the band finally came out they looked like true rock stars hot! dave navarro without his shirt, short stature but rock star body and cadence, perry the singer, with his tall, lithe like composure his outfit was like a cool old man blazer nice hat, lithing around. it was a good show. by the end my bladder was full and my feet hurt. oh the conversating couple were up and dancing like janes addiction was their special band they bop out too. i moved around to it but those guys.......idk
moss had to look for a set list of course. what a freakin nightmare. ha! oh yeah, so he said i know a nice clean bathroom you can use, so we left to go into a real fancy hotel where it looked like big breasted blonde callgirls hung out with sugar daddies, (it did tho!??) i used the bathroom, which while yes, it was fancy, there was a huge dead cockroach next to the door to the stall. maybe it signified the glamour and fake realities that fancy hotel place represented??
we left and moss cut in front of some couple who was dressed up, i walked behind them. i find it rude to walk in front of ppl idk..
anyways whisky was crowded for puddle of mudd woman moss knows only gave him one pass to get in. so we went to the rainbow where moss's table reservation was...since it was so important to him.
oh yes also in the crowd i saw a guy who looked like a morphed version of both jimmy burgess and christian "the dr"...i also saw a biker version of steph buchma, (makes me wonder idk? face recognition..find lookalikes, pepper them about) fucking mind games!
we found ron and michael and some other ppl sitting...
moss payed for a round of drinks, cept mine but he gave me his credit card so i can get something at the bar...not cash, so it was taking a while to just pay for one silly beer! there were chairs for us and one old guy was an old mafia guy, and there was a russian couple...who was laughing and smirking to each others secret jokes..probably laughing at how ridiculous everyone was, (think about it), there was another girl there, ron assumed she was a waitress who was sitting there to get a better tip, but it wasnt..she was a paramedic, meaning, well...nothing really!??! a paramedic? so she drives in the ambulance...most are volunteers arent they?
i dont care whatever!?? :D the russian couple, youngish and hip in that coming to america way, kept whispering amongst each other, the girl had a biggish face and 90s matte lipstick, piggish style nose and winged eyeliner, looked like a retro 50s commercial cartoon with for a book cheap flights online with a white teeth smile that needs to be slapped off her big featured face. well at one point i saw them point there noses at me and start laughing. what the fuck!?? what the hell is so funny even?
i wasnt doing anything sure, the whole thing is ridiculous but what else ya gonna do about it? fucking stupid! that whole day was littered with those types of ppl tho, vapid condescending fake.....i said im not up to par being out here yes i know this! i dont have style! i am a fat girl (so what?) i have flat hair, i have basic style i know this! i have nothing to brag about, nor do i want to try too i dont care about impressing anyone either!
there were more lookalikes too.oh yeah i saw a guy with a jersey on the stage a roadie, with the number '33' on it..'masonic'
what else? nothing really. eventually everyone left, got bored. oh the russian couple got up to leave and moss backed up his chair, and the guy twinged and cringed cuz ouchie moss backed his chair on his toey toe leaving a boo boo he even gave moss a punch in the arm lol moss does it again! he cringed and bit his finger for about five minutes as if his toe was broken!??
i pointed and laughed actually i was thinking about how moss is always the jerk HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, i spotted those bacon wrapped sausages with onions and peppers the street vendors sell after ppl stumble out of the bars at night. i said to moss, 'ooh look! those bacon wrapped sausages!' moss just nodded me off. i was like, '(because he didnt even hear me!), 'have you ever one"...he just nodded yes but stared up he looked like one of those kia hampsters, searching for a more important dire task at hand, while totally dismissing what i just had to say.
"have you ever had one?" i asked, knowing he never did cuz thats a coming out of the bars quick drunk bite'..."yeah"
"no you didnt! when?" his answers were quick, brushing me off...then he thought i was insulting me, "lourie stop being mean to me this is who i am!"
yeah, rude! dismissive, clueless, unaware.......bratty, (prone to temper tantrums like a child)
whatever!!!
damn my signed american dad poster is all crumbled :(
i want to frame it and hang it up also my stormy daniels and all that, once kept so intent in its framed glory now crumpled and ripped...
i want a good job, my own place, get married, children.........
am i forgetting anything? ahh who cares
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